Short and sweet I suppose, since I'm sure at this point all these summaries sound the same.
Oh and I'm sorry, I need to get more pictures up of me. I don't want to trick anyone who I meet in person. So until I find more pictures of myself I will just tell you that I have tattoos up and down my right arm. A leg tattoo......annnnd currently working on a semi-Mohawk thingy that tries to act professional during work hours. I would just #selfie it, but I've read a lot of profiles and it would seem like #selfies are a deal-breaker? #confusedandscratchingmyhead.
Oh, and I don't use twitter. I talk like this in person on occasion......
At a party:
Random duder: No one talks like that.