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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:52pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Goofball. I laugh and have fun while not taking myself too seriously.

Short and sweet I suppose, since I'm sure at this point all these summaries sound the same.

Oh and I'm sorry, I need to get more pictures up of me. I don't want to trick anyone who I meet in person. So until I find more pictures of myself I will just tell you that I have tattoos up and down my right arm. A leg tattoo......annnnd currently working on some more rando tattoos. To be continued.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to avoid hurricanes, earthquakes, and blizzards (false......not trying to avoid blizzards).....Anyone else??

Always busy trying to pack as much into my schedule as humanly possible and still remain happy about it. My new hobby is actually trying to schedule in down time, not too good at it currently though. I snowboard, run, work out, Box, kick-box, play soccer, try to play more soccer, try to squeeze in climbing, travel (although sadly mostly just in the US.....working on the abroad thing). And I pretty much say yes to anyone inviting me to do anything (as long as I don't have something planned already). This means football games, baseball games, soccer games, board games, game night, beach trips, camping, river floating, fighting ninjas, becoming a get the picture....blah blah.

If you have something that you love to do and you want someone to do it with, I will be more than happy to join you. Sorry, unless that shit is jumping out of a plane, semi afraid of flying, and definitely afraid of falling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at some stuff. really good at finding things people lose. If you ever find yourself looking for your misplaced keys just call on the DustBuster to help :-) Suck at basketball though.......and I've never been ice skating so I probably stink at that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Clown question bro...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love me some music, listen to all types.

My favorite movies are How to Train your Dragon and the Fifth Element. Pretty much love anything Disney Pixar or Dreamworks.

TV. I don't have cable in my apartment so I don't get to watch a lot of TV. I do download Top Gear episodes though.

Food.....Chinese....done.....and gumballs you get out of a gumball machine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 things of Chapstick!! One in my pocket, gym bag, night stand, car (ewww melted Chapstick), work bag, and dryer...... I guess I could live without that last one....

Oh....and I need a 5 hour energy.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to Train Your Dragon 3. Obviously

Also thinking about how many remaining hours of energy I have..... I'm old, so probably zero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing some stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Everything previously mentioned in the above 30 sections. Pretty sure all that information was private until posted?