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61 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25, 2007
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes cats
English, Spanish, German, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
May the Prophet, Phil McGraw (PhD), Blessed be his name, fill you with all wisdom in discerning the mind/find/bind that will pave the road of behavioral/cognitive romance.

"What were you thinking?"

Phil McGraw, PhD. [My favorite quote from Dr P]

I am insightful, witty, and humorous
What I’m doing with my life
Recently I had a religious experience, kind of like being born again, while I was watching Dr. Phil. (At that time in my life it was just something to do before Oprah). In that moment, there on the couch, Doritos in hand, I was struck by the Light that somehow managed to make its way through the pancake makeup on Dr Phil's Buddha-like head and into my eyes and I realized that Dr. Phil was a new Boddhisatva, who knew everything about everyone, and most importantly, what everyone should DO; in other words, that good ole Dr Phil, from Shawnee Mission, Kansas, was the Avatar of a new age, an omniscient being who lives on another plane of understanding, coming to Los Angeles, all the way from Texas, to heal America-- or at least modify America's behavior. And mine, too.
I’m really good at
Handing out tracts and spreading the love of Dr. Phil.

Lately, in my spare time, I've been handing out leaflets in Pioneer Square, encouraging people to tune in to Dr. Phil at 8PM. If they ask me, I witness.

"And whose idea was THAT?" Dr. Phil
The first things people usually notice about me
The reddish tinge to my face, the thousands of tiny bloodvessels broken on my nose, the long brown wool coat I wear when I hand out tracts about Dr. Phil. My [big brown eyes] and sturdy shoes.

People often notice my moustache (which I dye dark brown, btw, LOL) and the suit I picked out from the Dr. Phil Collection at Men's Wearhouse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) See below (b) Scary Movie IV (2006) (c) I really like the old theme from the Phil Donahue show. (d) When my liver can handle it I like to go to [Rover's], which is a pretty short bus ride from P.Sq.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Power of Positive Thinking, by Dr.Norman Vincent Peale 2. My classic Safeway shopping cart. 3. The Power of Now, by Dr. Joyce Brothers 4. A photo of my family when we lived in the Krishna Care Center in Berkeley when I was a little kid. 5. Good sturdy shoes. 6. My (second) ex-wife, Heather, who was Dr.P's first wife, btw.(That was back in Kansas. I don't mean to gossip but...)

"We don't want to go there, now do we?"

as the Doc would say.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My friend and benefactor, and his guidelines for how to get laid; in his new book, which you can probably find with a google or two.
On a typical Friday night I am
You guessed it. In the adult daycare center tuned into (1) Dr. Phil and (2) Oprah. Lately I've been shying away from Oprah since she has been so cool to Dr. Phil. Her show has also become a little too PG-14 for me, too (a bit risque).

Want to join me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have erotic dreams.... The other night I dreamt that Dr P's head was vibrating wildly and emanating light, but then the perspective of the dream changed and I realized it was really a Dr.P doll that also happened to come with a dial to vary the rate of vibration. Mrs. M was selling them on the Shopping Network.

I woke up in a cold sweat. What do you think this means?

"I rest my case" Dr. Phil McGraw
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–108
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
You are a woman who knows instinctively that--like Mrs McGraw (Blessed be her name)--that what the essence of femininity is about is pleasantly smiling, nodding, and staying silent about how fun it is to be rich (clawingly so). If you are a woman who habitually grabs your husband/boyfriend by the hand everytime he leaves the studio/kitchen/bathroom/Republican National Committee headquarters, then you're the gal for me.

"Imagine that" Dr. Phil McGraw