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BodAlmighty

35 M Leeds, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*A word of warning: this is gonna be some long-ass business!*

Hi, I'm that weirdo who never knows how to introduce myself short of stumbling into peoples lives... I think I'm a nice guy, and you can ask me what you want... Actually please do ask something as we are supposed to be on here to get to know new people.

It does throw me off a bit when people say 'Don't start a conversation by saying Hi! How are you?' What do you want me to say? Do people seriously come to you in real life and say "Gleeblegloob" instead of Hi? Don't be silly. I, unlike them and possibly you, don't take it as offensive or boring as it is a perfectly acceptable greeting in the Western Hemisphere.

We can't all be that shy can we? Well yes. I am very shy at first. This is why I just look at people at the moment. Take it as a first message, and say hello or start a topic. I know that may sound boring or a cop-out, but I genuinely don't know how to start a conversation on this sort of thing, (without saying 'Hi!') but once I get going I get going!

To myself, I think I look quite good (I've looked better though) but to most I probably look like a Bulldog chewing a Wasp but as long as you're cool, I'm cool.

I have now pitched up in Leeds, however you will find me in lots of places including Manchester (down t'road) and London (dahn sarf) and other towns and villages that take my fancy (suggestions welcome!).

That's me. Now let's get it on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am doing a lot... but currently I'm looking at a Laptop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
See, I could go the creepy creep man route and come out with something cheesy and noise like 'Get your clothes off, and I'll show you what I'm REALLY good at!' But then that would come across as.. Oh who am I kidding?! We all want to say some terrible line like that! Come on! Have some fun for once in your life!... And I'm actually a pretty good cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK, I'm bald. bald as two Coots. Unfortunately I have Alopecia *cue Violins please* which makes me not only bald on my head, but bald EVERYWHERE (yes there!) I don't even have eyelashes it's crazy, I mean I used to have one of the coolest Afros and a hip, cool and trendy beard * before Hipsters existed and now I'm completely bald my confidence went a bit and I end up on dating websites... *stop with the Violins now* I make up for it by copious amounts of hats... lots of hats... I now like hats... hats.

*Check out the 'Message me if...' section for more beardy fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films: BACK TO THE FUTURE!!! That is all. Actually I like a lot of films, mostly comedy and sci-fi because I'm a massive geek, but I'm not adverse to the odd shocker! I hope the lady out there isn't adverse to the odd 'shocker' either! *holds fingers in position*... Too far? Now we know our boundaries.

Music: Excuse me a moment.... Wait on a sec, I'm just getting something.... Ahem! BOW DOWN TO MY MIGHTY SWORD OF ECLECTICISM!!!! *holding sword aloft, whilst thunder crashes and lightning is... lightening?* I actually do love all types of music - even Country! It's just particular songs I don't like, so whatever floats your boat will be sunk by my Battleship. HMM! HMM!
If you have Spotify check out this:

http://open.spotify.com/user/bodalmighty

Books: Like films on paper... My favourite book is Day of the Triffids. Read it. It has everything.

Food: Anything goes, except Shellfish. I would make it my duty to curse your entire family before dying of anphylaptic shock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order whatsoever:

Music

Friendship

Sex

Cigarettes ('Jazz' or otherwise)

Food

Water

This is strictly for survival, you do know this? And if we strike up regular contact outside of our machines, you WILL have to provide at least three of these six items to me at some point...

..OK, Friendship, Music and Water will have to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have been recently thinking about some things, including:

Why do Elvis impersonators always go for the fat 1970s Elvis?

What would happen if a Horse and a Bull successfully mated? Would a Unicorn come out?

If we have Special K cereal, is there a Normal K cereal?

When people see a Ghost, they are usually clothed in the period clothing they died in... What if you died naked? Would you be a Nude Ghost?

What if Bugs Bunny didn't take that left at Alberquerque? Would he and Daffy Duck just have had a average day at the beach?

Why are raspberry flavoured things like ice pops and slushies all BLUE?! When was the last time you saw a blue raspberry in the wild?

If the plural of a sheep is 'sheep', why isn't the singular a 'shipe'?

Why aren't finished buildings called 'builts'?

Does anyone know the answers? Let me know...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do what most people do on a Friday night... If I'm out playing, I'm out playing... Player.

I don't know where that came from, I must be channeling my inner 1993 Gangsta'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you want to hear my private things, go to my message box and ask me a question... but be prepared to tell me something private of yours before you get an answer...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I believe that free things should be free, so if you like me don't do that 'star' thing, because I won't see who you are - just drop a hello or a full stop if you can't talk! :-)

Message me if you must, but don't be one of those people who start a conversation and then just go completely blank after a couple of messages (alas, this happens all too often). Either don't start a conversation or at least give a reason to finish it... I mean, it annoys the bejeesus out of me when people don't finish their

Additional: I have noticed from these 'match up' things, that a lot of my highest matches are Bisexual Ladies... Whilst this is very good, and I have very much love for the LGBTQ community, Why is it that on this section of a Bisexual Ladies profile it usually says 'All types of girls welcome to message/chat, but only certain men who blah blah' or some such noise... Not to sound offensive, but Bisexual Men usually welcome EVERYONE not just 'certain types of girls who 'yadda yadda' I would really like to know why that is... We don't all turn into drooling perverts at the mere mention of a little Lady Love you know! :-)

Additional Additional: What's all this nonsense about Beards/Moustaches?! I know its all the rage these days to look like a Grizzly Bear in an Amish village, but think about it people, does a beard make them any more witty, intelligent or a better person in general? Or are you just following fashion. It's the fashion isn't it? I used to follow the fashion and go for 'What's in this season', but that led to a string of vapid, boring dates. Check out a person, not a beard for jeebus' sake!

Additional X 3: I have also noticed that Vegetarians are the least racially frightened and most easy-going people on here... You go you Herbists you!!!