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28 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm not a sociopath which is kind of a terrible way to start this off. I'm not completely devoid of human emotion and I have a VERY geeky side that is captivated by movies, music, video games and comics. Personally, I'm just looking for some fun banter whilst maintaining the least formulaic OkCupid profile possible. That means avoiding answers like; "that I'm on okcupid" or "I love sarcasm" and "hipsters are the worst". I LOOOOOOOVE sarcasm. Massive redundancies.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm bettering myself. I try to exercise my mind and body by reading whatever comes into my line of sight followed up with a good tennis/racquetball match. When I'm not doing those things I'm watching zombie movies and perfecting my Daria impersonation. I have to channel Aubrey Plaza.
I’m really good at
I think "cracking wise". Always up for a challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
My confidence, my eyes, or my awesome cowboy shirts. It's one of those shirts that you can unbutton just by pulling at it. Please don't do this on the first date. I beg of you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gonna try to be as concise as possible. So I'll adopt the "High Fidelity" top 5.

Authors: David Wong, Chuck Klosterman, Mary Roach, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris
TV: GAME OF THRONES, Louie, Human Giant, Superjail, Twilight Zone
Movies: (bear with me and please don't judge) Robocop, Day of the Dead, Wet Hot American Summer, Dark Knight, Last Circus
Food: Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, and last but not least, Sushi
Music: Mumford and Son, Queen(goes great with any fantasy RPG), Lonely Island, Johnny Cash, Awolnation
The six things I could never do without
Don't want to be cliched, but my family and friends. They are the light of my life and have helped mold me into the amazing man I am today. A good book, Netflix, and my cellphone complete the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it is to be a normal/bland yet fun/happy/well adjusted member of society. I'm über proud of my ability to not take myself too seriously. Self-deprecation is a strong suit of mine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a documentary on Netflix. I'm kind of a documentary whore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Gonna stray away from the "that I'm on okcupid" response. C'mon ladies, you can do better than that. I think I'm slowly becoming a Trekkie. Always been a gargantuan fantasy nerd, but it looks as if my tastes have changed over the years. Oh here's a good one; I can't stand How I Met Your Mother. I don't find it funny AT ALL. I've been spoiled by Community, Arrested Development, and 30 Rock. That will most likely be a deal breaker but I will not compromise my my sitcom standards.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I've been on some pretty horrendous dates in recent memory. I haven't been upfront with what I truly want. Companionship. That doesn't mean sex. That doesn't necessarily mean a relationship. I'm open to dating, but only if you promise not to complain about ghost rape on the first date or take a bump of ecstasy. (This actually happened and I'm not the least bit shy about discussing it.). I strive for normalcy and the female perspective. I don't know what you would call the female equivalent to the male creeper? And I'm not talking about sending me pics of your hoohah before we've met. That's just tacky and in bad taste. I'm talking about being emotionally unstable and wearing your dysfunction like a badge of honor. So yeah, drop me a line. I'm pretty rad.