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29 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have no baggage. I'm not a selfish arrogant douche. Just wanted to get that out of the way so you know where I stand. I'm an acerbic, subversive, laid-back kind of guy. Also very sarcastic. I decided to rewrite this because messages weren't coming my way. And to be honest, I wasn't sending out a whole lot either. Truthfully, I just want to convey that I'm a good dude. I can make you happy and smile without being aloof or overtly sexual. So yeah, I'm cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in school getting my Psych degree. Also cracking wise.
I’m really good at
Truthfully, any racquet related sports. I'm just being honest. I will school you if you challenge me. Also, everything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
My confidence, my eyes, or my awesome cowboy shirts. It's one of those shirts that you can unbutton just by pulling at it. Please don't do this on the first date. I beg of you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gonna try to be as concise as possible. So I'll adopt the "High Fidelity" top 5.

Authors: David Wong, Chuck Klosterman, Mary Roach, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris
TV: GAME OF THRONES, Louie, Human Giant, Superjail, Twilight Zone
Movies: (bear with me and please don't judge) Robocop, Day of the Dead, Wet Hot American Summer, Dark Knight, Last Circus
Food: Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, and last but not least, Sushi
Music: Mumford and Sons, Queen, Lonely Island, Johnny Cash, Nirvana
The six things I could never do without
I don't need a lot. I'm a minimalist and any large sum of money or abundance of material possessions wouldn't change who I am. So here we go:
1. Video games
2. Basic life sustenance
3. A comedic whatever (I'm a sucker for a good laugh)
4. My family and friends
5. Knowledge
6. The ability to better myself i.e. Spiritually, physically, mentally
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm happy or not. And the answer is always a definitive yes. Which segues into why I'm on this dating site to begin with; to share that happiness with someone else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a documentary on Netflix. Possibly gallivanting around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been on some really crummy dates from Okcupid. One involved ecstasy, the other involved ghost rape. They really sucked and I don't care to repeat them. So hit me up if you want to hear the story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You watch Game of Thrones. You play video games and you wanna talk about it. Or if you just want to geek out.