Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Attempt #284234. Or something like that :')
I LIKE BIG BRAINS AND I CANNOT LIE
College dropout, likes painting, cooking, reading, watching movies,
series, talking to cat. Happy Noodle Boy is my hero and I have a
christmas tree permanently put up despite the fact that I'm an
atheist. Trees in Christianity have heathen origins anyway. My
fluency in English varies from time to time: right now it's crap,
as you might have noticed. Pink is my favorite color but black
makes for better clothes. I'm going to be 15 years old for the rest
of my life. In a non-dramatic & vegetable-eating way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living. Currently rolling with the 9-to-5, taxpaying system and
trying to plan a safe escape. I actually like my current job though
so I'm not in a hurry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding stuff on Google. That might include you. Remembering a lot
of things except for what I needed from the supermarket when I'm
already in the supermarket, not recognizing people, especially not
when they're out of context (eg colleagues who suddenly appear at
the cinema), starting things and some people might add baking cakes
& cooking (which is really not bad, but I wouldn't say I'm
really good at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair! And when not wearing pants (fuck pants, right?), my legs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: a lot. Apparently I show a tendency towards books that are
nominated for or won the Man Booker prize (or so the covers tell
me) but I also very much enjoy 'the classics' and scientific stuff.
My thoughts tend to be all over the place though so most of the
scientific stuff is still on the 'to read'-pile. Some favorites in
no particular order: Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, Kafka
on the shore & 1Q84 by Murakami, Audition by the other
Murakami, the beginning of The unbearable lightness of being by
Kundera, Watchmen, Philip K Dick, Chuck Palahniuk, Roald
Movies: anything besides romantic comedies or boo-fucking-hoo
drama. Preferably something not too slow (see aforementioned
concentration problem and impatience). Examples: Battle Royale I,
Fight Club, anything Tarantino, A Serbian Film, Star Wars,
Watchmen, Wayne's World, Bill & Ted, Kung Fury, mostly anything
Shows: I have no cable tv and plan to keep it that way. I do enjoy
things like Blackadder, Dr. Who, Fringe and the X-Files. I'm
currently also watching Cosmos and when I'm feeling braindead I put
on CSI. Danger 5 is the best show ever.
Music: mostly (underground-ish) hiphop. Current favorite rappers
include Evidence, El-P (C4C is amaaaazing), Underachievers (the
Mahdi <3), Childish Gambino, Theblkhands, La Mala Rodriguez,
Norikiyo. And Kendrick, but who doesn't love Kendrick. I grew up
with metal though, so you'll find some of that in my playlist as
well. Also, 90s eurodance, K-pop & happy hardcore :D
Food: basically all vegan stuff is fine. You can wake me up in the
middle of the night for good avocado maki though <3 Avocado ALL
the things. Seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides oxygen, food, water, sleep etc?
(Room for) self-development
(So-called) freedom of speech
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what 42 answers, exactly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing. Could be anything :) I'm not extremely outgoing but
I prefer not to spend my entire weekend at home alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Assburgers, cynically depressed, gooby pls. I like Project Runway.
I also like Yung Lean, but that's mostly because Yung Gud is the
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you understand trigonometry and tai chi. Or if you like gang fights
with chicken. If Tina's your favorite character on Bob's
If you're here because I checked the box that says 'casual sex',
please make sure you're not this kind of person ->
It helps if you refer to something I wrote in my profile, I didn't
fill all this out for nothing.
Also, I don't owe you shit, you don't owe me shit :) ^^
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