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Boggedown

27 San Fernando, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVEY5AL5zzk

I know exactly what I want:
Something better than I deserve.
Because I've earned it.

I have a tendency to see all things for their potential, opposed to what's plainly there.

In technology: Hardware lags behind software for 5 years, then software lags behind…and people miss the simplest connections that could end all of this mucking about.

I'm highly optimistic when I've analyzed the pieces. The cynic in me knows that you lost the most important one. Luckily I brought a spare. Unfortunately, it's tiresome.

My word-vomit will make you dry heave.
I'm unapologetically honest.
Sorry not sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the future.

Not talking myself up, despite living in a world that can't get their dicks out of their own mouths.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little tall for a Stormtrooper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
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MST3K
Always Sunny
Adventure time
Arrested Development
Archer
Boy Meets World
Daily Show/Colbert Report
Doctor Who
Dinosaurs
Californication
House
Harvey Birdman
Saved By the Bell
Space Ghost C2C
South Park
Futurama
The Simpsons
Invader Zim
Misfits
Trailer Park Boys
Workaholics
The League
Nip/Tuck
Gossip Girl (You heard me)
Better Off Ted
Weeds
The Office
The Whitest Kids You Know
Bravest Warriors.

Stand-up - Louis C.K., Carlin, Eugene Mirman, Comedians of Comedy (Galifianakis, Oswalt, Bamford, Posehn), Tosh, Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Steven Wright, Norm MacDonald, Mike Birbiglia, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Jon Oliver, Hannibal Buress, Kevin Nealon, Nick Kroll, Patrice O'Neil, Todd Glass, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, and about 70 others.

Movies:
Sci-fi/Epic/Fantasy
Animation
Most things Darko
Nolan (or Hans Zimmer)
Tarantino
Robert Rodriguez

Neverending Story
Face/Off
Goon
God Bless America
Equilibrium
The Jerk
Baseketball
Team America
Airplane!
Clerks
The Princess Bride
Limitless
Boondock Saints
Horrible Bosses
Scott Pilgrim
Hot Rod
Problem Child
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Blazing Saddles
Zebraman 2

Music:
Mostly Electronic/Rap/Dubstep/Film Score
Deadmau5
Dispatch
Guster
Ben Folds
David Bowie
Shwayze
Moguai
Tommy Trash
Mord Fustang
Eminem
Kid Cudi
Skrillex
Zedd
Dirt Nasty
Mc Chris
Flight of the Concords
Sinatra
Bo Burnham

The only sports I care about...
Hockey:
1) Red Wings
2) Kings
3) Jagr
Football: Vikings.

Food: Hardee's till I die…any day now.

Steak, Eggs, Ham, Turkey, Turkey Bacon, Fish, Beef, Pork, Shrimp.
Onions, Tomatoes.

Green peppers are unreasonably powerful. Don't believe me? Saran wrap the shit out of a slice with and a slice without green pepper. The pizza without green peppers will taste like green peppers if they're anywhere near each other. Disgusting. Green peppers ruined my childhood.
I can tolerate them now, but you should replace them with Serrano peppers, or jalapeños, or a dash of habanero…you know, something with an enjoyable flavor.

Noodles are better than rice, with the obvious exception of sushi.
Fuck cous cous.

Skim Milk, Yogurt, Granola, Sugary child-marketed cereals.
Berries, Bananas, Pineapple, Mango.
And yes, I make damn fine smoothies.

Waffles are awesome.
Pancakes suck dick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bad Movies
Electronic Music
Good Movies
Headphones
Laptop
Camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How half of you have the exact same skydiving photo.
Also, how I just got on half of your bad sides.
And how women say shit like "That's my bad side."
Bitch, your bad side is a 360.
Luckily I'm looking for a bad bitch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[doing the] same thing we do every night, Pinky...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an unbaptized atheist libertarian ordained minister.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an extreme interest in any or all of the following:
Music (Electronic, Orchestral, Vocal)
Photography
Comedy
Film

Your end goal is a legitimate, goofy, relationship…
Or friends, I find myself close to people with drastically different opinions, beliefs, and lifestyles (I couldn't give two shits about our match %), it challenges your philosophy and makes life interesting.

Don't message me for:
Threesomes, Gang Bangs, Human Centipedes, etc.
I get it…everyone sorta wants to fuck everyone. Eskimo brother family tree, not so appealing actually.

I don't hate/judge for having another mindset, I could even point you to some bodacious dudes that are looking for the same kind of thing. I find some sick joy in playing matchmaker.

The world is chaos. The best thing we can do to be decent to one another is to be honest with our intentions. Obviously, we could treat our lives as one sick game of treating people like we care to get what we want, and dump them on a whim to pursue any of the millions of others. I get that, and maybe once I've solved more puzzles and absorbed every skill, I could be just as shitty. I need utility, efficiency in my relationships. I may be a formidable freak, but time is more important than chasing tail/juggling pussy.

I'd be willing to chat/possibly meet up with people of dramatically different ideals. I'm not buying a total stranger a fancy 5 star dinner. I'm not a jobless bum, but my work/hobbies evolve constantly with an endless barrage useful upgrades, and those come before spoiling you. At least until I can truly make it rain. Even then, it'll be a light drizzle. And I'll still be wearing cheap clothes and driving a shitty car.

Gold Diggers: Ye be warned.

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