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Boggedown

27 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVEY5AL5zzk

For the first time, I have no idea what I'm looking for.
But I know exactly what I want:
Something better than I deserve.
Because I've earned it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the future.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little tall for a Stormtrooper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
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MST3K
Always Sunny
Adventure time
Arrested Development
Archer
Boy Meets World
Daily Show/Colbert Report
Doctor Who
Dinosaurs
Californication
House
Harvey Birdman
Saved By the Bell
Space Ghost C2C
South Park
Futurama
The Simpsons
Invader Zim
Misfits
Trailer Park Boys
Workaholics
The League
Nip/Tuck
Gossip Girl (You heard me)
Better Off Ted
Weeds
The Office
The Whitest Kids You Know
Bravest Warriors.

Stand-up - Louis C.K., Carlin, Eugene Mirman, Comedians of Comedy (Galifianakis, Oswalt, Bamford, Posehn), Tosh, Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Steven Wright, Norm MacDonald, Mike Birbiglia, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Jon Oliver, Hannibal Buress, Kevin Nealon, Nick Kroll, Patrice O'Neil, Todd Glass, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, and about 70 others.

Movies:
Sci-fi/Epic/Fantasy
Animation
Most things Darko
Nolan (or Hans Zimmer)
Tarantino
Robert Rodriguez

Neverending Story
Face/Off
Goon
God Bless America
Equilibrium
The Jerk
Baseketball
Team America
Airplane!
Clerks
The Princess Bride
Limitless
Boondock Saints
Horrible Bosses
Scott Pilgrim
Hot Rod
Problem Child
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Blazing Saddles
Zebraman 2

Music:
Mostly Electronic/Rap/Dubstep/Film Score
Deadmau5
Dispatch
Guster
Ben Folds
David Bowie
Shwayze
Moguai
Tommy Trash
Mord Fustang
Eminem
Kid Cudi
Skrillex
Zedd
Dirt Nasty
Mc Chris
Flight of the Concords
Sinatra
Bo Burnham

The only sports I care about...
Hockey:
1) Red Wings
2) Kings
3) Jagr
Football: Vikings.

Food: Hardee's till I die…any day now.

Steak, Eggs, Ham, Turkey, Turkey Bacon, Fish, Beef, Pork, Shrimp.
Onions, Tomatoes.

Green peppers are unreasonably powerful. Don't believe me? Saran wrap the shit out of a slice with and a slice without green pepper. The pizza without green peppers will taste like green peppers if they're anywhere near each other. Disgusting. Green peppers ruined my childhood.
I can tolerate them now, but you should replace them with Serrano peppers, or jalapeños, or a dash of habanero…you know, something with an enjoyable flavor.

Noodles are better than rice, with the obvious exception of sushi.
Fuck cous cous.

Skim Milk, Yogurt, Granola, Sugary child-marketed cereals.
Berries, Bananas, Pineapple, Mango.
And yes, I make damn fine smoothies.

Waffles are awesome.
Pancakes suck dick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bad Movies
Electronic Music
Good Movies
Headphones
Laptop
Camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How half of you have the exact same skydiving photo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[doing the] same thing we do every night, Pinky...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an unbaptized atheist libertarian ordained minister.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an extreme interest in any or all of the following:
Music (Electronic, Orchestral, Vocal)
Photography
Comedy
Film

Your end goal is a legitimate, goofy, relationship…
Or friends, I find myself close to people with drastically different opinions, beliefs, and lifestyles (I couldn't give two shits about our match %), it challenges your philosophy and makes life interesting.

Don't message me for:
Hookups/One night stands/Threesomes/Gang Bangs/Human Centipedes.
I get it…everyone sorta wants to fuck everyone. Eskimo brother family tree, not so appealing actually.

I won't hate/judge you for having that mindset, I could even point you in the direction of some awesome dudes that are looking for the same thing. It's just not me.

This world is chaos. The best thing we can do to be decent to one another is to be honest with our intentions.

I'd be willing to chat/meet up with almost anyone interesting. I'm not buying a total stranger a fancy 5 star dinner. I'm not a jobless bum, but my work/hobbies evolve constantly with an endless barrage useful upgrades, and those come before spoiling you. At least until I can truly make it rain. Even then, it'll be a light shower. And I'll still be wearing cheap clothes and driving a shitty car.

Gold Diggers: Ye be warned.