I'm looking for something that until recently, I thought to be dead.

I'm ambitious yet lazy.
Thoughtful but spacey.
Passionate and inventive.
With a hit of inattentive.

All things.

Seeing the future.

I'm a little tall for a Stormtrooper.

Also, my eyelashes are longer than yours.

Douglas Adams

MST3K
Always Sunny
Adventure time
Arrested Development
Archer
Dr. Who
House
Harvey Birdman
Space Ghost C2C
South Park
Futurama
The Simpsons
Invader Zim
Trailer Park Boys
Workaholics
The League
Nip/Tuck
Gossip Girl (You heard me)
Better Off Ted
Weeds
The Office
The Whitest Kids You Know

Stand-up - Louis C.K., Carlin, Eugene Mirman, Comedians of Comedy (Galifianakis, Oswalt, Bamford, Posehn), Tosh, Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Steven Wright, Norm MacDonald, Mike Birbiglia, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Jon Oliver, Hannibal Buress, Kevin Nealon, Patrice O'Neil, Todd Glass, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, etc.

Movies:
Sci-fi/Epic/Fantasy
Everything well animated
Most things Darko
Christopher Nolan (or Hans Zimmer).
Tarantino.
Robert Rodriguez.

Neverending Story
Face/Off
Goon
God Bless America
Equilibrium
The Jerk
Baseketball
Team America
Airplane!
Clerks
The Princess Bride
Limitless
Boondock Saints
Scott Pilgrim
Hot Rod
Problem Child
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Blazing Saddles

Music:
Mostly Electronic/Rap/Trance/Dubstep/Film Score
Deadmau5
Dispatch
Guster
Ben Folds
David Bowie
Shwayze
Moguai
Tommy Trash
Mord Fustang
Eminem
Kid Cudi
Skrillex
Zedd
Dirt Nasty
Mc Chris
Flight of the Concords
Sinatra

The only sports I care about...
Hockey: Red Wings
Football: Vikings.

Bad Movies
Electronic Music
Good Movies
Headphones
Laptop
Camera

Efficiency.

[doing the] same thing we do every night, Pinky...

I'm an unbaptized atheist libertarian ordained minister.

You took the red pill...
To stay in wonderland.
So I can show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.