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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 21
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I grew up in a country that doesn't exist. But it's ok because there is another country that's named after me. Don't believe historians that will tell you otherwise. They have a well-known liberal bias. I, on other hand, put "Russian" back into "rationality." When I was a small kid, I befriended a few gypsies. We rode around on trains and read peoples palms for fun and profit, causing trouble. I got my first electronic music tape from some other shady characters on the trains that were illegally selling Western music. Around that time I wrote my first computer program with help of my dad. When shit hit the fan, I was a teen. My family barely escaped all the splashes by immigrated to Free Country USA with $200 and 300 words of English between all of us.

Recently, destiny surprised me by revealing the significance of those childhood events as well as the country dedicated to me. Meanwhile, I'm a grown man. Therefore I enjoy building meaningful long-term connections with sexy intelligent women. In my interactions with them, I have rejected my fear. It's not a part of my life. I come from place of love. That, of course, doesn't mean that I won't tease and bust your balls at every opportunity. I live a laid-back lifestyle with focus on beauty, creativity, comfort, community, adventure with a sprinkle of extremism. That doesn't stop me from being driven and ambitious in my career. I always want to make the success look and feel easy. My other important goal is to surround myself with a community of distinctly free-thinking sex-positive individuals with open minds, passionate hearts and present personal integrity. If you're such person, come on! Let's play!
What I’m doing with my life
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Making rapper names for everybody, mostly. Also, droping BBBB's (big bad balkan bombs) on unsuspecting dancefloors; playing outdoors; rocking a nine-to-fiver; learning as much as possible about hacking and information security; training to do a hand-stand; spending quality time with friends, lovers and strangers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking out awesomely hot clothes that fit perfectly for my girlfriends at the thrift store; picking out the right track at the right time to make the dancefloor go kaboooom!.. shamelessly plowing through any awckward situations
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Where are you from?" is usually the first thing people ask me. So, I'm guessing the first thing they notice is my sexy accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Musically, I like to merge my passion for electronic whompah thumpas with my eastern european heritage. So Balkan Gypsy brass orchestra meets West Coast mid-tempo bass kind of deal. I have a few books that are my favorite from various disciplines. The one most relevant to this context is probably "Mastery of Love" by Don Migel Ruiz. Some of the ideas he expresses there had a profound impact on my life. I don't really watch shows or movies much. As for food, some rear lean steak, blackberries and sake is a great meal for me. But I'm down to try out other stuff and fancy shmancy restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Health
2) Freedom
3) Snuggles
4) Dance music
5) Outdoors/nature
6) Interwebs/my lappy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to automate or delegate everything that's does not require my my unique abilities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Prefunking with a couple of people, grilling on the balcony while spying on people living in glass sky scraper a few blocks away. Then going out and dancing. If it's a rager, brining back a few people to after party, grilling, polishing the bottles, banging techno. Oh, wait... That's what I wish was my typical Friday were. Actually, I often stay home to tweak knobs and dork out with my computer . Damn it, I'm never gonna find a girlfriend:)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own more pillows than anyone you know.
You should message me if
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Soon I'll cash out the 401k and use the $ to move to Balkans, buy a caravan, hire a bunch of gypsies and start a traveling circus. I'm looking for a side-show. So if you're a sword-swallower or, you know, a snake charmer or pole-vaulter or anything like that, hit me up. Tell me what your freaky talent is.