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patchworkorange

20 Boone, NC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:57am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I talk a lot of shit for someone with no upper body strength.
What I’m doing with my life
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When not having asthma attacks or listening to rad tunes, I spend most of my time rescuing bugs and petting dogs.

I'm also studying Anthropology, so I guess that's kind of relevant. I do spoken word poetry on the reg and I spend a lot of time hanging out at coffee shops. Honestly, my life is a quirky indie rom-com and I've come to terms with that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really bad at things.
Staring longingly into the distance.
Making toast.
Giving back/head scratches.
Befriending small animals.
Falling off of beds and couches in comically dramatic ways.
Befriending crusty strangers on road trips.
Art things.
Contra/swing dancing.
Smoking way too many cigarettes for my own good.
Losing thumb wars. (I have tiny thumbs, I don't know why I keep getting into thumb wars, I'm just setting myself up for failure)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sparkling wit and charming personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(this is gonna be really long and I'm sorry, I just like a lot of things)

Books:
American Gods, Anansi Boys, World War Z, When We Were Gods, I Am One of You Forever, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mists of Avalon, Breakfast of Champions, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Good Omens, The Martian Chronicles, The Weird Sisters, Neverwhere, Stardust, The Sandman
(Neil Gaiman is my literary bae)

Movies:
Blue Valentine, Pirate Radio, Moonrise Kingdom, Almost Famous, Blue Is The Warmest Color, Her, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Practical Magic, But I'm a Cheerleader, Pulp Fiction, Boyhood, Dirty Dancing, Grand Budapest Hotel, Pretty in Pink, Cabin in the Woods, The Craft, The Birdcage, Little Miss Sunshine

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Utopia, The Daily Show

Music:
(* = I've seen them live)
Ramshackle Glory*
Days N' Daze
The Mountain Goats
Dead Man's Bones
MeWithoutYou
Kitty
Das Racist
Sufjan Stevens
The Mowgli's
American Authors
Ghost Mice*
Belle & Sebastian
Defiance, Ohio*
Devendra Banhart
CHVRCHES
Bombadil
Arrah and the Ferns
Sheppard
MisterWives
Mischief Brew*
Ingrid Michaelson
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's
Andrew Jackson Jihad*
Alt-J
The Wombats
Blizten Trapper
Florence + The Machine
Daughter
Caravan Palace
Beyonce
Regina Spektor
Shakey Graves
Lady Lamb the Beekeeper
Noah and the Whale
Beirut
The Dear Hunter
The Antlers
LaCroix Winget
The Front Bottoms
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
The Head and The Heart
Mal Blum
Say Anything
The Coup
Dresses
Courtney Barnett
Kate Nash
Arctic Monkeys
Childish Gambino
Watsky
Kanye West
Pomplamoose
Paul Baribeau
Kimya Dawson
Ke$ha

My Friends' Bands That You Should Check Out:
Joan Smith; Coveleski; Stolen Pizza; Shane Palko; Abe Lincoln's Sour Milk; Mafdet; Jake McKelvie and the Countertops; Yippee!; Cutting Room Floor; Pretend Shrub; Ghost Guest; Ramshackle Glory

And Also The Bands That I Am In:
Speaker for the Dead (30-piece queer-and-allied 'brasspunk clusterfolk' band)
Crow & Canary (cutesy lil folk duo with my friend John Mark)

Food:
I'm a vegetarian, and I dabble in eating vegan. I love colorful food and my favorite sandwich is any sandwich cut into triangles

Artists:
Alphonse Mucha and Kay Nielsen!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When is Kidz Bop going to cover "Anaconda"????
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin' out with my cat, probably. Or working. Or hangin' out with my pals.
You should message me if
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You wanna hear a joke about seagulls, or if you wanna share your favorite bad pickup line.

Or if you wanna hear stories from the time I toured with a folk punk band, aka Punk Rock Summer Camp '14. Or if you wanna share your own interesting travel/school/general life stories. I love hearing people's stories.

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