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patchworkorange

20 F Boone, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:40pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like drinking coffee and making food for people and taking naps naked. I toured with a big, crusty brass folk punk band this summer, and that was pretty cool.

I talk a lot of shit for someone with no upper body strength.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When not having asthma attacks or listening to rad tunes, I spend most of my time rescuing bugs.

Alternatively, convincing little kids that I'm a mermaid because my hair is blue
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really bad at things.
Staring longingly into the distance.
Making toast.
Befriending small animals.
Falling off of beds and couches in comically dramatic ways.
Befriending crusty strangers on road trips.
Art things.
Contra dancing.
Smoking way too many cigarettes for my own good.
Kicking ass at Cards Against Humanity.
Feeling drunk after two beers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
American Gods, Anansi Boys, World War Z, When We Were Gods, I Am One of You Forever, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mists of Avalon, Good Omens, The Martian Chronicles, The Weird Sisters

Movies:
Blue Valentine, Pirate Radio, Moonrise Kingdom, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Practical Magic, But I'm a Cheerleader, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Dancing, Pretty in Pink, Cabin in the Woods, The Craft, The Birdcage, Little Miss Sunshine

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Utopia

Music:
(* = I've seen them live, ** = I've played shows with them)
Ramshackle Glory**; Days n Daze; Frank Turner; The Mountain Goats; Joanna Newsom; Dead Man's Bones; Amanda Palmer; Sufjan Stevens; The Mowgli's; Ghost Mice*; Belle & Sebastian; Defiance, Ohio*; Devendra Banhart; Stolen Pizza**; CHVRCHES; Abe Lincoln's Sour Milk**; Shane Palko**; Arrah and the Ferns; Ghost Guest**; MisterWives; Jake McKelvie and the Countertops**; Mischief Brew; Douglas Fur**; Andrew Jackson Jihad*; Bikini Kill; Cutting Room Floor*; Alt-J; The Wombats; Blizten Trapper; Florence + The Machine; Daughter; Regina Spektor; Shakey Graves; Lady Lamb the Beekeeper; Modest Mouse; Nana Grizol*; The Fratellis; Noah and the Whale; April Smith; ZZ Ward; Fiona Apple; Arctic Monkeys; Calliope of the Future**; LaCroix Winget; The Front Bottoms; Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes; The New Pornographers; Coveleski; The Head and The Heart; Mal Blum; She & Him; Joan Smith**; Say Anything; Courtney Barnett; Kate Nash; The Black Keys; Childish Gambino; Kanye West; Pomplamoose; Paul Baribeau; Kimya Dawson; Ke$ha

Food:
I'm a vegetarian, and I dabble in eating vegan. I love colorful food and my favorite sandwich is any sandwich cut into triangles

Artists:
Alphonse Mucha and Kay Nielsen!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that I might be sort-of allergic to blueberries and how sad that makes me.

How my life is just kind of turning into a parody of itself.

Folk punk covers of T-Swizzle's "Love Story."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin' out with my cat, probably.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You really dig/own cats.
You use the term "rad" unironically.
You're not scared of ladies with armpit hair.