Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This has to be one of the most perplexing boxes I've encountered in
some time. How do I summarize myself in this little white
I grew up in the Midwest, and moved to the Northeast 2.5 years ago.
I spent 2 years working in Northeast PA, and moved to NY/CT in July
2012. Fortunately, all of my extended family lives in upstate NY,
so the area isn't completely foreign to me.
Even though I've lived here for 6+ months, I've only been to NYC a
handful of times in that time-frame. I fully expect to venture into
the city more often in 2013.
I spend too much time listening to music and watching movies (not
often at the same time though). I've developed a knack for
identifying artists within a few notes of the beginning of the
I recently joined a kickball league for Spring 2013 and am really
looking forward to it. I'm not sure if I'm more looking forward to
the actual kickball or the drinking and socializing afterward. You
got me... the drinking and socializing win.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I enjoy spending time in the gym. It's how I keep this svelte
figure of mine.
I enjoy cooking new recipes. A few things I've become pretty good
at making are: chili (either turkey or bison), bbq pork, jambalaya,
avocado cheesecake (no, that's not a typo). If avocados are one of
your favorite foods, then this cheesecake it borderline orgasmic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sweet ass. Wait, that's the first thing I normally notice about
girls. Maybe I misunderstood the question.
I've been told that I look a lot like Brad Pitt except with a
different face and body.
My dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I could list 20 for each of these so Ill just keep it to my current
Movies: Lincoln is the best I've seen in a while.
Music: I'm a sucker for anything with a house beat and a strong
female vocal (concrete angel).
Food: Yes, I'd love some.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*A combination of Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide
*Conversation - Another way of saying "family and friends"
*Music - Pandora is on all day at work.
*Good food - I could make due with shitty food, but I'd rather
*Humor - I have to make myself laugh.
*Stew Leonard's seasonal coffees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, life in general, work, food, funny things to say, why I don't
live where its sunny and warm every day, when I can visit
Rivendell, and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not much of a clubber, so I like to keep it low-key. I'm
generally relaxing at home or hanging out with a few friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a kid I would sit outside of the shower and pretend like I was
showering instead of actually bathing. I smell much better and am
much cleaner now.
Also, I've owned a Blackberry and a Droid. I recently joined the
rest of humanity and got an iPhone.
I lost 40 pounds in 2012. A few of the pictures I have on here are
when I was carrying that extra weight around.
You should message me if
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I can't think of a reason not to.
You enjoy a good laugh, you are intelligent and can keep up in a
conversation. Being able to pick up on thick sarcasm doesn't hurt
You should be above the line on the Vicky Mendoza scale.
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