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32 Seattle, WA Man, Gender Nonconforming, Genderqueer

Man, Gender Nonconforming, Genderqueer

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 4
Queer, Bisexual
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a caricature of everything I wanted to be as a child. I'm a bohemian metrosexual. I put a lot of energy and thought into looking this cheap and discordantly dressed.

I am a role model to all children. I'm slightly fearful I've made an entire generation of boys think wearing pink is cool. I'm more fearful that a smaller subset of that generation will think it's cool and then head off to middle school and get punched.

I climb trees higher than is appropriate. I probably feel too comfortable on a jungle gym. I play "The Ground's Hot Lava" regardless of who's watching.

I don't buy pre-made food with more than five ingredients. The most processed thing I buy is bread. I haven't eaten meat in 13 years.

I use "I" statements in sequences of three. I'm unpredictable.

I'm an awkward amalgam of Brian Kinney and bell hooks. If you don't get both sides of this coin you missed the point.

I'm attracted to both women and men, but I don't think I could date a straight person. Even if our genitals are mismatched, it'll be a queer relationship.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started graduate school last summer so none of the below is true anymore, but this feels like some kind of historical record I'm wary to edit. I still have all the energy I used to have, but now I waste most of it staring at books and computer screens and writing and re-writing papers to please a professor. I miss working with youth but I love learning.

After journeying through varying lifestyles and careers (TV spokesperson, middle-management-hack, workaholic, student, journalist), I had a totally awesome made-for-an-Oxygen-channel-movie quarter-life crisis and became incapable of working anywhere without purpose. I make a fraction of what I use to but I no longer sit in my car and think "WHY!?" on a daily basis so I'm happy.

I currently teach elementary school kids math and spelling via huge, high-energy games, and write for a local political organization like there's no tomorrow. I recently discovered RSS and it's like crack. If crack is good for you. Having steered clear of hard drugs in my youth, I'll take your word for it.

During my moments of free time, I bike, cook from scratch, dance till I'm sweaty, and gulp scotch.

I volunteer everywhere, am obsessed with local politics and think activists are super hot (which makes me.... wait for it....).

People tell me I get a lot done but I just don't watch television and I drink a lot of coffee. How could you not be out there being a part of your community?

I want so dearly to spend another half a decade in college but have zero desire to pay the current immoral and imprudent tuition rates, so I'm seeking out knowledge anywhere I can find it. Teach me. I'll return the favor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Most Games.


Talking to Strangers.

Saving the World.

Building Community.


Super Smash Brothers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably talking to you. I fill awkward silences like it's my job.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I fail miserably at reading books but manage to read through over a thousand RSS feeds a day. I find books I'm super interested in reading and then fail about a third of the way through.

I am in love with Le Sexoflex - although I won't defend it as anything other than miraculous. -

I also really like Nerd-Core Hip Hop, conscious rap, and albums describe in iTunes as "Gay Pop." I've been asked multiple times to write music reviews in the past and always refuse because I know my tastes are shit. But I shake my ass a lot.

VEGETABLES FROM TRADER JOES! And olive oil. And Sriracha. And Mozzarella. Now I'm fucking hungry.

Also I am a fucking amazing cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, a bicycle, my disturbingly-close group of friends, scotch, a sense of adventure, a smart phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

How many ex-sex partners I can have as FaceBook friends.

How far into the future it will be before someone who's had photos of their penis posted to the Internet can run for President.

Whether the system as it is benefits me unfairly.

Income distribution, regressive taxation, why poor children don't have access to health care, why poor people don't have access to health care, why rich people don't have access to quality health care.

Math. And the philosophies that can be derived from it.

The man in the mirror.

Ask me about how a Universal Basic Income is basically the solution to every problem. It's a communism panini with capitalism as the tasty tasty grilled bread. And none of the baggage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Man times have changed. I used to make it a rule to go out each Friday night, but grad school has made my weekends eratic at best and I'll do whatever whenever. (Although often that means reading all the time.)

Still a fan of dancing on a weekend, or grabbing a drink at Pony. Or staying in playing a game of Magic with friends.

Also what happened to Capitol Hill? I'm much more likely to enjoy getting a drink on a Monday night than Friday/Saturday when the whole place is taken over by heterosexual amateur drinkers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think we really have privacy these days (but god bless the ACLU for trying). I have no filter and wear my heart on my sleeve and/or as my Facebook status update.

I kicked off a flash mob for Seattle Pride wearing only a pair of uncomfortable heels, a disco bra and some tight black underwear in front of my mother, niece, and about 10,000 strangers.

I'm an open book that's still being written.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re feeling courageous're up for at least one crazy evening.'re in or around Seattle, I'm not a commuter.