I am a role model to all children. I'm slightly fearful I've made an entire generation of boys think wearing pink is cool. I'm more fearful that a smaller subset of that generation will think it's cool and then head off to middle school and get punched.
I climb trees higher than is appropriate. I probably feel too comfortable on a jungle gym. I play "The Ground's Hot Lava" regardless of who's watching.
I don't buy pre-made food with more than five ingredients. The most processed thing I buy is bread. I haven't eaten meat in 13 years.
I use "I" statements in sequences of three. I'm unpredictable.
I'm an awkward amalgam of Brian Kinney and bell hooks. If you don't get both sides of this coin you missed the point.
I'm attracted to both women and men, but I don't think I could date a straight person. Even if our genitals are mismatched, it'll be a queer relationship.