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31 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been described as nice cool guy with a punch able face. I'm willing to have a punch able face as long as no one hits my face. I need that to see, hear, and smell.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People pay me to tell jokes on stage. It's unreal at times. I've been very fortunate to work with some very talented people. When I'm not on stage making a fool of myself, I'm bartending on the side making a bigger fool of myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. Rocking the crowd and owning the room at Karaoke. Thinking of the most outlandish things. Putting myself in situations that others might find nerve-wracking. Kicking your butt in Mario Kart.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My John Travolta like butt chin. I seem to be a very approachable guy. I also look like I can be a captain of a ship carrying the finest spices of the New World. One of these is false.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love reading biography books. Currently I'm reading George Carlin's biography. I also like reading books that help me learn new things that I will never use in my life, but you never know. I also love reading graphic novels. These are the books I mostly read and collect.

Movies: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is my favorite movie of all time. Other movies would be The Big Lebowski (anything Coen brothers), Super-hero flicks, The Wolf of Wall Street (anything Scorsese), Pulp Fiction (anything... You get the point).

Music: I listen to everything. Even music most people don't want to admit to. It might be a sign that I'm getting older, but some music today sounds like total garbage. Like a New Jersey landfill. Sorry Jersey. Lately, I've been listening to some Motown and 90's music.

Food: Mexican, Japanese, Italian, French, Irish, Chinese, Mediterranean, and anything that keeps my body functioning.

Video games: Legend of Zelda, shooters, Mario Kart, etcetera. If you're a gamer, let's play!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from the necessary components used for survival such as air, food, and water:
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Comedy
4. Art
5. Whiskey
6. Technology
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my super hero powers would be? When are we going to get those hover boards that Back to the Future promised us? The usual important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out doing comedy, hanging with friends, or quite possibly hanging out with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of moths. The way they bounce back and forth with a heated light bulb. Anything that fearless earns my respect. Just kidding. You'll have to message me to find out.
You should message me if
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If your interested, bored, or just plain crazy. Mostly interested. Please be interested. Don't want to go out with someone that isn't interested. That would be horrible for both of us.