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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:22pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I don't like to shave, which I would think is fairly obvious. I have a decent sized, mostly pink robot tattooed on my back, which is not. I know more about science fiction then I do about most sports (see: cricket) but I do love some Portland soccer, whichever team it happens to be. Seeing how many times a certain single letter personal pronoun has already been used here leaves me 1) unwilling to go back and edit it as well as 2) hesitant to use the word again if it can be helped. Who has two thumbs and occasionally pays too much attention to writing?
What I’m doing with my life
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Waiting for Episode VII, which at this point feels like it will come out at roughly the same time as the heat death of the universe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My skills are as varied as they are largely impractical, I can do a pretty credible Tusken Raider impersonation (useful), and I'm actually quite good at finding my way around or generally knowing which direction to go, which is nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well... I'm decently tall, and I have a beard so I would assume that's part of it, otherwise I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I go through books like clean socks, which is to say about two a day. That is very nearly true, with just a touch of hyperbole. Seriously though, give me a decent sci-fi or fantasy book and watch me withdraw from the world. Favorites lately are the Expanse series and Malazan Book of the Fallen, both of which are thoroughly amazing.

I have a huge soft spot for samurai movies, mostly Akira Kurosawa, Zatoichi, and anything made in the 60's-70's, hell I was pleasantly surprised by the new 47 Ronin too. Honestly I'm kind of weak against Yakuza and slick Asian action movies in general, like old Jackie Chan. I love Star Wars enough that I'm surprised George Lucas never sprang for a restraining order. Bruce Campbell and Vincent Price are amazing, and I'll watch anything with them in it. Or Cary Grant. Or Humphrey Bogart

I barely watch TV and I'm still sad the first season of Rebels is already over, come back Kanan, I miiisss yoooouu. I'll leave it on River Monsters or Top Gear when I get bored, because they're entertaining. Otherwise, meh.

As for music, I could list the bands I like that are moderately popular, because I quite enjoy discussing bands I like with anyone who can't run away fast enough, but instead I'll demonstrate how cool I am by naming some obscure bands. So with that said, At Devil Dirt, Mass of the Fermenting Dregs, Elder, and Disma all really rock my socks, and for different reasons. I like alot of metal, especially of the doom/stoner variety, but I keep my tastes fairly varied.

As for food, well, I can never resist the allure of a good cheeseburger or some sushi. Hell I can never resist seafood. If I had to choose between, say, some fast food and some impossibly scuzzy man in a scuzzy van selling suspicious fish n chips, I would choose the latter 99% of the time. Also, bacon is pretty alright, but I think it's time we got the hell over it already, where's the sausage love people? I don't see sage bacon, I'm just sayin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A little booze every so often.
Tasty stuff to put in my mouth and masticate (that means chew).
Jams to kick out.
Things to read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a semi weekly basis I re-evaluate the chances that in 20 years or so I'll just be living alone save for a few cats, some meticulously crafted models of science fiction mechanisms, and several overstuffed book shelves.

Tattoo ideas, whether or not a nose/facial piercing would make me look absurd, space ships, robots, how I should look up the motorcycle classes again, whether I'll ever find a job I don't kind of hate to death.

Or just the equivalent of static and the old windows maze screensaver.

Also, how the phrase "lyrical wordsmith" will never be anything less than inherently hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a perfect world, wending my way to some smallish local venue to drink a couple beers and have my eardrums shattered by a noisy metal band. In the real world, likely sitting around blasting something on my ipod, drinking a little beer, and contemplating what video game to play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually prefer to do something with other people, left to my own devices I basically only emerge from my hermitage for food and work. I have an amazing ability to get super fucking bored when I try to do things solo.
You should message me if
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I'm not the boss of anybody, but if you want to that's cool.

If you like metal and sci-fi definitely.