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AmuroRaybans

27 Donald, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Weird, hairy, definitely a nerd but I don't watch fucking Dr. Who. Working alot, reading nearly as much, and perenially looking for ways to entertain myself.

I think the saddest song ever might be Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt, the most depressing movie is Grave of the Fireflies, and the most depressing TV episode is Futurama's "Jurassic Bark" (who knew a dog named Seymour Butts could be such a source of pathos?)
What I’m doing with my life
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Spending most of the good hours of the day at work and alternatively lamenting how short the weekend is. Playing video games and making at least one Star Wars reference a day, at least when I'm not reading a bunch. Growing my hair out and trying to decide whether or not to trim my beard before it goes all Grizzly Adams on me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rationalizing why I'll just stay home and play my 3DS, remembering faces and completely forgetting names, finishing books quickly and then rereading them in the same week. Ooh, I think my non sequitur skills are probably world class. I can't decide if that's due more to raw talent or years of practice.

And lately if I have a free hand and not much to focus on, that free hand is probably playing with my beard, it's a habit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well... I'm decently tall, and my beard is a couple different colors.

Oh yes, the other day a stranger in a bar said I had great eyebrows, to which I could not even begin to formulate a response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Many things, I go through books about the same way I go through clean socks, except my socks aren't mostly composed of science fiction and fantasy, because that would be silly. Speaking of silly, Terry Pratchett is always good.

On the Television front, Futurama, Star Wars Rebels is pretty alright, and Adventure Time, most of Adult Swim, and Top Gear (UK) are all great when I can catch them, plus of course TDS and Stephen Colbert.

As for music, a fairly accurate if somewhat embarrassing log of my recent listening habits can be found here: http://www.last.fm/user/Colorouttaspace

I'd really like to go see the new Studio Ghibli movie, even if its directed by the same man who made Grave of the Fireflies, but apparently its out in fewer cities then Ebola, zing!

As for food? Just about anything that comes out of the water (ie, seafood and sushi), just about any food from a country touching the Pacific Ocean (Mexican, Japanese Chinese Thai etc), and good ole' pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
To quote Terry Pratchett "while it is possible to live entirely on dates, one soon wishes it were not." So these things are definitely not the equivalent of dates.

The fruit.

Cigarettes (AS Perique Blend mmm)
Beer
Books
Maybe my 3DS? Something to play games on certainly.
Coke/MT. DEW, caffiene (meh to coffee, yes to tea)
Food, so as not to expire of starvation?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever the mental equivalent is of that old Windows screensaver with the pipes, that would be a decent representation of my normal mental process.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually, after getting stuck in traffic for an hour after work, I'll sit at home and reflect on the fact that it really kills my urge to drive back the way I came to explore Portland bars or whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This one time, in band class, I got an F in band class. Stupid sports games counting towards your grade.
You should message me if
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If you share my opinion that the new generation of anti-smoking ads are blazing new trails into the realm of the completely obnoxious (this could be the generation that ends smoking? Did I miss when smoking became a social problem on the level of racism and misogyny?). If you'd actually like a microbrew that isn't a goddamn IPA once in a while (not that they're bad, but not everyday), or if you don't mind me spewing alot of profanity, a bit of secondhand smoke, and some real random-ass conversation. This goes double if you would like to contribute to the same.

Or if you've ever dressed up as a Star Wars character, and I don't mean just Leia's bikini thing from EP VI, or "sexy stormtrooper," I would be impressed with Dengar, no one ever dresses as Dengar.