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27 M Donald, OR

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Been pretty nerdy for years, that's unlikely to change in the near future. Highly opinionated, fairly hirsute, not afraid to go for those vocabulary deep cuts.

Pretty much weird as hell in a vast assortment of different ways, to some degree or another.

Did I just combine a Gundam character with a brand of sunglasses to create a name? Yes, yes I did, because I thought it was slightly clever and its definitely not the worst pseudonym I've ever used online. Its also better then my first idea, which was QuatrOakleysBajeena.

I too was once 13 and had an inordinate fondness for the number 69.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying being back in Oregon after 4 years away, even if Portland has never been a town I'm especially familiar with. I've been around it, I just don't often stop anywhere.

I'm slowly trying to imbibe at least one of every beer they brew around here, which is quite a few. My love of some over others might be sabotaging me. For example Chainbreaker, which is my new favorite beer, tends to find its way into my glass with absurd ease.

Otherwise planning my next few tattoos and trying not to end up sleeping on the street or something.

Also I guess there's this, which probably counts as a miserable excuse for getting out and hanging out with people (all my friends are far away now waaah).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a long story absurdly long, letting my beard grow, getting over excited about things by myself. Letting my pet peeves get the better of me. I've got a wicked sense of direction and navigational skills.

Creative cursing, lighting cigarettes in inclement weather (practically a PhD there) and kind of being a sarcastic bastard. Or maybe a Facetious fuckhead? Possibly a dismissive douchebag? I think it depends on the situation really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe the beard?

30 seconds conversation will probably lead to whoever is doing the noticing picking up on the fact that I am a massive nerd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everytime I try to write something here, it ends up being about 18 pages long, because sometimes I really want to share the things I like with other people, which I think is a perfectly normal human urge right? I don't get to do it often, but I'm pretty sure it's normal.

Anyway, I'll just put the most recent or most notable few entries for each.

Books: Started re-reading the Malazan Book of the Fallen, because it might be the most amazing fantasy series ever. I've read Song of Ice and Fire, just about everything JRRT ever wrote, and a good deal more beside, and I still can't think of anything to compare it to. Maybe Dune? Also I'm always happy to flip through a Terry Pratchett book for the 19th time, or re-(re-re-re-re)read some H.P. Lovecraft or Robert E. Howard. Oh, and I need to re-read the Poetic Edda for the umpteenth time just as soon as I find my copy, or maybe buy a new one.

Movies: Old movies, especially if they have Cary Grant or Humphrey Bogart. Samurai movies, Yakuza movies, Kung Fu movies, Korean horror, and a decent variety of other films with subtitles. Say Studio Ghibli movies for example. Good Sci-Fi movies occasionally seem to be hard to come by, but at least terrible ones are never in short supply. Most things with Clint Eastwood, and Mel Brooks movies never get old.

Shows: I hate to say I don't watch alot of TV, since it sounds slightly douchey depending on how you get it across, but I do try to keep up on Archer, The Daily Show (and of course Colbert Report), and Top Gear. I usually watch them for the lols, or just leave it on History Channel or whatever and marinate in a fine stew of WW2 and science (Not H2 though, the History channel for things that NEVER HAPPENED). I have a hard drive with more anime on it then might be a good idea to admit, and a good amount of that is Gundam.

Oh yes, recently I started watching Adventure Time, and I really should've done that sooner.

Music: I got on Last FM, so now this section is only a short phrase and a link long
Saving you, the reader, time... kinda. And exposing my possibly embarrassing musical binges, as well as putting the lie to the statement I began this with, heh.

I think that's a pretty good overview. I left all kinds of stuff out though, hard as it might be to believe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Literally or metaphorically? I'll go with the latter.

Some cigarettes, say American Spirits (especially the black packs).
Goofing off online.
Sweet transportation.
Something to read (applies at all times really).
A good beer now and then.
My music collection, I lost it once, nevar again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Comic-con is coming up, and I'd really like to go, and whether or not I'll be able to buy / pull together a decent Zeon uniform for the cosplays. I'd also settle for a EFSF uniform I gueeeeess.

I've been known to have the Spanish Inquisition song from History of the World pt 1 looping repeatedly between my ears. It really is absurdly catchy.

Gundams, lightsabers, spaceships, the possible application of Jedi powers in a given situation, stormtroopers, Cthulhu, tattoos, septum piercings (and the women who have them), frickin laser beams, sci-fi physics (FTL travel, orbital elevators, space stations etc) robots and AI, really good Doom Metal riffs, beer, swords and/or sorcery, and so forth are what normally occupy my higher cognitive functions probably a good 90% of the time.

Though lets not kid ourselves, a decent percentage of the day it's just whatever the mental equivalent of going "durdurdur" is while I kinda gaze off into infinity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to think of something more exciting to do, normally.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
QuatrOakleysBajeena was not my first idea for a Gundam Shades name, in fact it took me like a week to come up with one that worked. Possibly because those are the only two brand names I could remember.
You should message me if
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Newtypes only please, I don't need anybody whose soul is still chained down by Earth's gravity.


Or if you can appreciate the fact that I took the time to alienate nearly everyone by filling this section with Gundam references.

Or if you can't appreciate it, but would be willing to listen to me go on about all kinds of other things and probably Gundam at some point, possibly while drinking something.