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27 Donald, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:15pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I don't like to shave, which I would think is fairly obvious. I have a decent sized, mostly pink robot tattooed on my back, which is not. I know more about science fiction then I do about most sports (see: cricket) but I do love some Portland soccer, whichever team it happens to be. Seeing how many times a certain single letter personal pronoun has already been used here leaves me 1) unwilling to go back and edit it as well as 2) hesitant to use the word again if it can be helped. Who has two thumbs and occasionally pays too much attention to writing?
What I’m doing with my life
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Spending most of the good hours of the day at work and alternatively lamenting how short the weekend is. Playing video games and making at least one Star Wars reference a day, figuring out what I want to do with the rest of my life or at least the next several weeks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rationalizing why I'll just stay home and play my 3DS, remembering faces and completely forgetting names, finishing books quickly and then rereading them in the same week. Ooh, I think my non sequitur skills are probably world class, though I can't decide if that's due more to raw talent or years of practice.

I'm world class when it comes to hitting my head on low hanging objects.

Oh, and I can do a pretty credible version of the Tusken Raider... noise, whatever you want to call it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well... I'm decently tall, and I have a beard so I would assume that's part of it, otherwise I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I could not possibly even begin to single out one book, show, or band that I favor above all the others, well maybe Pig Destroyer as far as bands go, but it's close. I think I have watched Blues Brothers more times then I've gone to church, so that'll work for movies, and I like most food with meat (especially fish) and sometimes even without it. Also, bacon is good, but can we all take a deep breath and get over it already?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A little booze every so often.
Tasty stuff to put in my mouth and masticate (that means chew).
Jams to kick out.
Things to read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a semi weekly basis I re-evaluate the chances that in 20 years or so I'll just be living alone save for a few cats, some meticulously crafted models of science fiction mechanisms, and several overstuffed book shelves.

Tattoo ideas, whether or not a nose/facial piercing would make me look absurd, space ships, robots, how I should look up the motorcycle classes again, whether I'll ever find a job I don't kind of hate to death.

Or just the equivalent of static and the old windows maze screensaver.

Also, how the phrase "lyrical wordsmith" will never be anything less than inherently hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a perfect world, wending my way to some smallish local venue to drink a couple beers and have my eardrums shattered by a noisy metal band. In the real world, likely sitting around blasting something on my ipod, drinking a little beer, and contemplating what video game to play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually prefer to do something with other people, left to my own devices I basically only emerge from my hermitage for food and work. I have an amazing ability to get super fucking bored when I try to do things solo.
You should message me if
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I'm not the boss of anybody, but if you want to that's cool.

If you like metal and sci-fi definitely.