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21 Santa Cruz, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 10
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am of the species Homo sapiens. The Planet upon which I currently reside has orbited the sun about 20 time since I popped out of some womans vagina. At that point, the owner of said orifice decided that I might as well be called "Keanan" And so it is.

What I’m doing with my life
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Developing my understanding of that which surrounds me as well as that which comprises me, "and laughing about it".

Working towards becoming an electro-wizard/ mad scientist.

Getting more and more into making music, so I spend time working on my proficiency with various sound producing tools, recording incomprehensible nonsense with friends, or ear rending 8bit pieces and just... expanding my knowledge of sound and noise in general I guess?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Input/ Output.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my penis, measuring 104 centimeters long and 2 centimeters in diameter, flaccid, coming out the bottom of my left pants leg and dragging behind me as I walk. It sometimes collects a lot of dirt and refuse, or gets stepped on, but I don't mind. As long as the government keeps sending me that damned check, I'm peaches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Anything written by Poe, Blake, Murakami, Thompson, Dostoevsky. Grimms fairly tales, The golden compass trilogy, otherworld, the satanic verses, The Art of Electronics, anything full of circuit diagrams, datasheets, tables of figures (see: nerd shit).

Comics- The far side, Calvin and Hobbs, Opus, MSpaintAdventures, The watchmen, V for Vendetta.

Movies- anything Kubrick, Jarmusch (especially Night On Earth), Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Chan-wook Park, Coen brothers, studio Ghibli. Microcosmos, doom generation, six string samurai, wizards, La Planète sauvage, Holy mountain

Shows- Its always sunny, no reservations, the Simpsons, FLCL, QI, Top Gear, The Gormanghast miniseries, and some other random animes and stuff.

Music- My interests are devided quite unequally between Ween, Beck, the books, Mastodon, Baroness and Gojira, Neurosis, Failure, The Beatles, Aphex twin, Modest Mouse, Watkin Tudor Jones (Ninja) and Yolandi vi$$er in their various incarnations, Nuetral Milk Hotel, King Crimson, The Decemberists, The Smashing Pumpkins, Yes, Kvelertak, The Black Satans, Sleep, BigDumbFace, I, Monster, Tom waits, Gorillaz, Raidiohead, Chopin, Bach, Beethoven, Shostakovitch, Rachmaninoff, Mahler, Prokofiev, Saint-Saëns, and uh, "more".

Food- I love anything really well made, or horribly trashy junk food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1."Cogito ergo sum".
2.The electromagnetic spectrum.
3.The periodic table.
4. A critical mind with which to contemplate these and other wonders.
5. Input/Output.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to functionally combine things that people never associate with each-other.

("what am I doing with my life") x 10^23
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday nights, I stay at home and wash the gimp. If you'd like to help, I'd appreciate some assistance restraining it as I apply the various chemicals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got me sum textbook Attention Deficient goin' on.

I have a tendency to question people's beliefs, or try and get people to question them themselves. Some people hate that.

Okcupid seems to think the most prominent feature of my personality is that I'm "More experienced in sex", but honestly It's more that I'm just open minded.

I'm not actually in the DEA, me and a buddy just found that hat at the goodwill for $3.50.
You should message me if
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You'd like to coincide at some point in space and make noises at each other in an attempt to convey to each other some perspective of the consciousness each of us exists as. Perhaps the noises we make at each other cause endorphins to be produced and distributed by and throughout our brains in such a way that hearing those noises or seeing their maker might activate the reward systems present there, reinforcing the connection between those noises and pleasure in each others minds, thus forming a relationship between us based foremost on the shared love of brain chemicals (whether we know it or not). Or we can go see a movie or something. I dunno man, shit.