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Last online
Sep 1
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Two-year college
English (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A loose collection of chemical compounds supporting an organic computer capable self-cognizance, information acquisition+ interpretation, abstraction and association based memory. It can even interface and share with other organic computers*!

A friendly but slightly self-conscious goof-ass, incapable of not making puns. Maturity varies between wizened, nihilistic old hermit and a blazed 15 year old, depending on context.

No idea what I'm doing but whatever it is it hasn't left me dead or unable to reproduce so I guess from an evolutionary standpoint its been effective?

*firmware pending. Interactions not rated by the ESRB. See terms and services for details.
What I’m doing with my life
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Schlepin' bagals, brah. Studied to be a bike mechanic in Oregon, came back because of tight funds and sickly family. Spend my free time gallivanting and consuming mild chemical intoxicants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making coffee.
Playing piano. I've been playing for 11 years.
Fixin' shit. Mechanical, electrical, emotional. I'll WD40 your soul.
Listening to people rant for hours. Talk at me.
Sweeping. I've had too many jobs involving sweeping.
Stupid, old internet memes. Wish I had an excuse for this one.
Not given one fliegend ficken.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm friendly, ready to strike up a conversation with pretty much anyone, anywhere.
I've got long hair, that I usually keep in a bun.
I've got glasses that I think complement my face well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Anything written by Poe, Blake, Murakami, Thompson, Dostoevsky. Grimms fairly tales, The golden compass trilogy, otherworld, the satanic verses, The Art of Electronics, anything full of circuit diagrams, datasheets, tables of figures (see: nerd shit).

Comics- The far side, Calvin and Hobbs, Opus, MSpaintAdventures, The watchmen, V for Vendetta.

Movies- anything Kubrick, Jarmusch (especially Night On Earth), Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Chan-wook Park, Coen brothers, studio Ghibli. Microcosmos, doom generation, six string samurai, wizards, La Planète sauvage, Holy mountain

Shows- Its always sunny, no reservations, the Simpsons, FLCL, QI, Top Gear, The Gormanghast miniseries, and some other random animes and stuff.

Music- My interests are devided quite unequally between Ween, Beck, the books, Mastodon, Baroness and Gojira, Neurosis, Failure, The Beatles, Aphex twin, Modest Mouse, Watkin Tudor Jones (Ninja) and Yolandi vi$$er in their various incarnations, Nuetral Milk Hotel, King Crimson, The Decemberists, The Smashing Pumpkins, Yes, Kvelertak, The Black Satans, Sleep, BigDumbFace, I, Monster, Tom waits, Gorillaz, Raidiohead, Chopin, Bach, Beethoven, Shostakovitch, Rachmaninoff, Mahler, Prokofiev, Saint-Saëns, and uh, "more".

Food- I love anything really well made, or horribly trashy junk food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1."Cogito ergo sum".
2.The electromagnetic spectrum.
3.The periodic table.
4. A critical mind with which to contemplate these and other wonders.
5. Input/Output.
6. (A blank space so I can change my mind)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to functionally combine things that people never associate with each-other.

Humanities's interactions with it's environment.

("what am I doing with my life")(6.022×10^23)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Each Friday I collect about 20 frogs from the nearest swampland and take them to my home. Bringing them into the bathroom, I lock the door and run a nice, room temperature bath. With my garments removed and the frogs in place, I join my cacophonous brethren in a ritualistic pond emulation, carried out to heighten my senses and keep my amphibian mind at it's sharpest. Then I eat them all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got me sum textbook Attention Deficient goin' on.

I have a tendency to question people's beliefs, or try and get people to question them themselves. Some people hate that. Most people would benefit from it.

I'm not actually in the DEA, me and a buddy just found that hat at the goodwill for $3.50.
You should message me if
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You'd like to coincide at some point in space and make noises at each other in an attempt to convey to each other some perspective of the consciousness each of us exists as. Perhaps the noises we make at each other cause endorphins to be produced and distributed by and throughout our brains in such a way that hearing those noises or seeing their maker might activate the reward systems present there, reinforcing the connection between those noises and pleasure in each others minds, thus forming a relationship between us based foremost on the shared love of brain chemicals (whether we know it or not), Or just if you can understand of the rambling gibber jabber.