"Not right, but wrong in a good way"
- pork roll egg and cheese , Ween

INFP

Basically my personality is based on a sort of spectrum of different levels of destractibility, and regardless of what magnitude I happen to be at, focusing all the energy and motivation I have is still something I'm working on.

Sleep deprivation is one of my favorite drugs. So many unique stages! all with relative safety and a built in anti overdose mechanism (TM44 REST). Naturally, caffeine on the list too. and nicotine. and Lisdexamfetamine. Yeah, chemicals wheee...

I'm atheistic, but I love learning about mythology, Iconology, superstition, folk lore and fantasy. I also adore History, philosophy, and physical and chemical science fascinate me. (especially on the inconceivably big scale).

I'm a wannabe jack-of-all-trades, and I definitely fit the archetypal role of an Aries, despite my mixed feelings about astrology.

Lastly, I'm honest, and I wear my heart on my sleeve. for instance, the length, and possible off-putingness of my profile. In my mind, Okcupid is as much an experiment in how well one can describe oneself in words as it is an attempt at socializing.

I moved up to portland from santa cruz on the the second of april, and I'm planning on going to the United Bicycle Institute as soon as possible, so I can get a good job working on bikes.

Kinda like "Head south" by modest mouse, but polar opposite.

I'm resourceful. I LOVE crafting things, sewing, fixing electronics and mechanics.

Esoteric knowledge. Ancient names, symbols, various triva and triviality of whatever cultures which have been, but are not now, or those that existed only in the heads of brilliant thinkers.

People have told me I'm good at writing, and I have an peculier ear for music, which has lent itself to me being decent at any instrument I can focus long enough to practice on. (which is only a couple, don't get too excited..)

Biking is one of my favorite things ever EVER, and my interest and competence with their mechanics is arguably my most marketable skill, so I'm planning on becoming a bicycle mechanic/fabricator.

Some people notice the runes I have tattooed on my wrists.
NOTHING TO DO WITH SKINHEADS. ಠ_ಠ

Some like my glasses, or my lazy ass "mohawk".

I don't know. If I had to hazard a guess, most people probably think I look like a weirdo. Most of them would be right, but not for the reasons they think.

Books- The Monkey Wrench Gang, Beyond Good and Evil, Amusing Ourselves to Death, the Tao Te ching. Anything written by Poe, Blake, murakami, Nietzsche, Orwell or Tolkien .

Comics- The far side, Calvin and Hobbs, Opus, MSpaintAdventures.

Movies- anything Kubrick, Jarmusch (especially Night On Earth), Chan-wook Park, Coen brothers, studio Ghibli. Microcosmos, doom generation, six string samurai, wizards, La Planète sauvage, and of course the Room.

Shows- Its always sunny, no reservations, the simpsons, one piece, FLCL, Top Gear, The Gormanghast miniseries.

Music- Ween defines me. Mastodon, Baroness and gojira are my favorite metal bands. I also love , Failure, Aphex twin, Sword, Modest Mouse, Watkin Tudor Jones, The Mouth of the Architect, King Crimson, The Smashing Pumpkins, John lurie/ Marvin pontiac, Yes, The Books, Kvelertak, Sleep, Tom waits, Gorillaz, Practically anything 8-bit, Pixies, Raidiohead, Vibe tribe, Infected mushroom, and uh, more. All in no particular order, of course.

Food- I <3 anything home cooked.

MUSIC
My tools!
Coffee 'n Cigarettes. (yeah, thats one thing.)
Electricity.
Nerds.
Friendly mammals, of all sizes!
AND CURSING FUCK YOU I CAN HAVE 7
OH YEAH CAPS LOCK NOW IT'S 8 WHAT NOW BISHS?

The insignificance of the human race in the universe, and reality, and how that makes me giddy. Isn't more exciting that every event in the universe has happened for no fucking reason other than... it did? and then theres us and our trademark primate minds, that just LOVE to assign meaning to things, so now, even before most of us realize it, we're up to out neck in thousands of years of solid gold fiction, that people actually believed! Hehehehe!!! XD

Why indentation has disappeared from writing, thanks to the internet. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME INDENT MY PARAGRAPHS OKCUPID ARGH.

but most importantly of all, sometimes, nothing in particular.

Reading, or browsing the interwebs, or sewing, or unstitching something for scrap fabric if I'm at home.

or at a friends place smoking copious degrees of dopious and doing delinquent things, y'know.

or reading random okcupid profiles and laughing my ass off.

or maybe sleeping around with some tools.

or, according to my mother, "Dead in a ditch somewhere"

honestly though, I haven't been around long enough for a typical friday night to evolve. You should help me out!

I give myself very good advice
But I very seldom follow it
That explains the trouble that I'm always in

Be patient, is very good advice
But the waiting makes me curious
And I'd love the change
Should something strange begin

Well I went along my merry way
And I never stopped to reason
I should have know there'd be a price to pay
Someday...someday

I give myself very good advice
But I very seldom follow it
Will I ever learn to do the things I should?
Will I ever learn to do the things I should?

Call me a teenage girl, but this shit basically sums up my biggest problem.

You're interested in attempting the impromptu synthesis of a relationship, whatever form it may take, free of expectation. Expecting things of people is like suffocating their spontaneity, and their individuality. I want to know YOU, not what you think I want you to be, so my expectations of you basically end at common human decency, and you can expect me to act like a caring (if a bit daft) individual.

That being said, be sure to expect the unexpectable. Emphisis is on that last word of the previous sentence, as well as that of the previous paragraph.