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Bonibon

29 M Craiova, Romania

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: dear ladies, if you like what you see/rate me highly, go ahead and do something about it! Otherwise, I might never know (unless I pay okc - ain't gonna happen!).

Let the show(-off) begin:
I'm tall, I'm a good cuddler, I open doors, I-I-I I work out and read books at the same time. Well, not exactly the same time. You get the idea :)
This alone should suffice. If not, brace yourselves, rather lengthy profile is coming!

1-2-3-4.. 5 chicks deleted their accounts after exchanging messages with me. You could be next! Act now !

Old fart who taps into the collective unconscious to listen and bang head to Smells Like Teen Spirit or bust!
WTF did you just read? Exactly!

So... you like fat guys with no money?... No ? Well... good! I'm not fat!... :>

I'm a:
- romantic
- music slut
- ...I could (/used to) say that I'm (")suffering(") from depersonalization and bipolar disorder (manic depression in old pop culture) and ADHD and hangin' around somewhere within the autism spectrum but you ladies like your men healthy and strong so... I'm not gonna say it
- discordian
- neopagan
- cynical prick
- theoretical mystical anarchist

oh, and also... full of shit !

"I'm a pimp... and pimps... don't commit suicide." (Jericho Cane, Southland Tales - I'll cherish the girl who likes/loves this movie)

Oh, and to all those pattern-thinkers who automatically place the above in the "hood movies" category without even checking what it's about: sod off !

"Primordial, neconstientizarea compunerii desavarsite ii impiedica pe oameni sa "valorizeze" ceva, asa incat "alterarea" se confunda cu istoria constientizarii, a valorizarilor, a axiologiei si a taxonomiei lumii constientizate.
Zhuang Zi spune ca la inceputuri oamenii nu realizau desavarsirea si perfectiunea lui Dao, a Cerului si a Pamantului. Cand au inceput sa o faca, cand au vrut sa-l circumscrie pe Dao, l-au pierdut si si-au pierdut si ei desavarsirea." (ete unu')

"Acestea sunt principiile mele. Daca nu va plac, mai am si altele!" (Marx. Groucho Marx)

I am postmodern and I am not
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Acting. Seriously. Funny also.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
^ That "at" at the end should be "!"

Present wrapping. It stirs up the ladies every single time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either ravishment or shyness (trying to mask the (more or less) occasional antisocial character :) ) And stuff that I'm not aware of, of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Principia Discordia, Steppenwolf, How I Became Stupid, 1984, Brave New World, Negura (Unamuno), Abatorul cinci (Vonnegut), The Satanic Verses, Vertij, Fight Club, Catcher in the Rye, The Master and Margarita, Wall and Piece (Banksy) :)...

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, My Dinner With Andre, Southland Tales, I ♥ Huckabees, Human Traffic, Whatever Works, Watchmen, The Dark Knight, District 9, Adaptation, Amadeus, Amelie, American Beauty, American History X, Art School Confidential, Bad(der) Santa, Barton Fink, Beavis and Butt-head Do America, Bee Movie, Borat, Falling Down, California Dreamin' (Nesfarsit), Cashback, Control, Crash, Death Proof, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Flatland, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Filantropica, Hustle & Flow, Jay & Silent Bob saga + Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Numb, Lars and the Real Girl, Lost in Translation, Magnolia, Matrix, Night Watch, No Country For Old Men, Burn After Reading, Office Space, Planet Terror, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, Schizopolis, South Park, Solaris (both old & new), Stalker, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Terminator 2, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Prestige, Waking Life, WTF Do We Know 1&2, Zeitgeist (Addendum), City of God + Slumdog Millionaire, Denzel&De Niro&Pacino movies and many more...

TV Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, (Lucky) Louie, American Dad, Arrested Development, Beavis & Butt-head, Californication, Chappelle Show, Parks and Rec, Da Ali G Show, Death Note, Dexter..'s Laboratory!, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Family Guy, Weeds, In gura presei, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Simpsons, The Sopranos

Music: Radiohead - Creep (and definitely not the emo acoustic version... but the emo "rooock!" (Beavis) one :p), dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Metric , Sarmalele Reci - N-ai nimic pe sub tricou, Death In Vegas, Calvin Harris, Clint Mansell - Pi r^2, F.C. Kahuna - Hayling, Fluke - Absurd, Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind, Partizan, Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy, Jon Lajoie, Planeta Moldova - Vocile reproducerii, Pendulum- Blood Sugar,Granite,QotSA - Millionaire,Quick and to the Pointless, Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation), Roisin Murphy, Rush - Tom Sawyer, Saul Williams - Grippo, List of Demands, Control Freak, Convict Colony, XTC - Making Plans for Nigel, Depeche Mode, Metallica, Moby, [NIИ], Joy Division, The Prodigy, Suie Paparude, Amon Tobin, Celldweller, Dead Can Dance, Gnarls Barkley, Gotan Project, Ladytron, M83, Matze, Muse, Nouvelle Vague, OCS - Nu incerca asa ceva acasa, Peaches, Puscifer, The Presets, The Knife, Thom Yorke, Timbaland, UNKLE, DAT Politics, Does It Offend You, Yeah? and the list goes on.

Food: probably any edible non vegetable thing that comes from a frying pan
LE (after eating some divine green beans coming from the aforementioned pan): vegetable too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Screw attachments, I am free! (yeah, right...)

(Also, congrats for making it this far! Unless you skimmed, in which case - boo!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ADIDAS ;)
Seriously now... I spend a lot of time thinking about how I spend a lot of time thinking about how I spend a lot of time thinking about...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
viewing my own profile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like big-- boobs and I cannot lie!... ;))

Pet my hair (and/or scratch my back) and I'm forever yours.. regardless of bra size!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a) you're still here

b) you want a real man, with an (1) attitude... NOT.

c) you like challenges, you tend to be a black sheep in the herd (clichéd, i know), you like The Sopranos and/or Louie and you're OK with the coexistence of contraries. Or at least 2 of the afore mentioned :)

d) you think the inability to find one's words is hot!

e) you wanna transcend the (un)common shit together

f) none of these actually matter and you simply must have me!