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29 M Silver Spring, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I don't take myself too seriously. Life is too short to miss out on a good laugh - even if it's on me!

Dear D.C., I don't care what you do so much as why you do it. Your professional title is not a substitute for a personality.

Never been a fan of gaudy, flashy, tacky things and can't stand the overindulgent/self-important personalities that usually accompany them. True, nice things tend to be expensive, but all things expensive are not nice solely because they cost a lot. Good design and pleasing aesthetics are not simply functions of cost - rules to live and die by.

Mostly a T-shirt and jeans guy, but I clean up well in a two button suit or a blazer on occasion - just don't expect rhinestones or animal skeletons to be on it. (Seriously, why is that still going on?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving it.

Architecture.

My daydreams are frequent and many. My reality, agreeable but restless.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm just a jack of all trades lookin' for my Jill.

Being an open book while still keeping my best cards hidden.

Listening. Most of my best friends over the years have been (and still are) women; I've had plenty of practice.

Cooking up tastiness in the kitchen. I'm not a vegetarian but I've recently been on a bit of a health kick with my recipes. Always open to new suggestions!

I'm also a pretty enthusiastic dancer - I won't say good, usually a lot of two-stepping is involved, but I am always better with a partner!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dimples and my smart-assness.

I am definitely a smart ass. My boss knows it, my friends know it, my family knows it. I am a big fan of dry, deadpan sarcasm - meaning that my humor sometimes flies under the radar if you think I'm being serious. (Think Jason Bateman in Arrested Development meets Louie C.K.... and come to think of it, neither of which are great examples of what I'm talking about but two funny guys nonetheless!)

I am an extrovert - but what you are doesn't matter to me so much as our ability to communicate.

Also, I speak proper English. Honestly, people I meet probably notice that first, but I didn't want to sound too cynical.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of psychology/sociology books. I like to explore the way people think and rationalize their lives and the decisions they make - consciously and subconsciously. Drive, Stumbling On Happiness, Einstein's Dreams, Blink! etc...

Movies: Pretty much anything by the Cohen Brothers (Fargo, No Country For Old Men). Two of my favorite movies are Gattaca and There Will Be Blood. I also like dumb humor like Zoolander.

TV: Modern Family, Walking Dead, Californication, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Shameless, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Louie, Party Down, Bored To Death, Portlandia

Tunes: Chromeo, Archive, D'Angelo, The XX, ZZ Ward, The Black Keys, Crystal Castles, Vampire Weekend, Raphael Saadiq, Erlend Oye, The Strokes, The Gossip, Simian Mobile Disco, Little Dragon, Koop, Cut Copy, Passion Pit, The Killers, Rusko, The Kills, Metric, Ellie Goulding, Breakbot, Skrillex, Justice, Daft Punk, Arctic Monkies, Portishead, Thievery Corporation, Jamiroquoi, Miami Horror, Tegan & Sara, Holy Ghost!, Tanlines, Chairlift, The Shins... way too many

Food: I like it all, but good sushi, pho, or hot Thai curry makes me smile on the inside.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Irrelevant rhetoric.
Hypothetical situations.
Dancing / live music.
Spotify.
Pepper.
Windex.

Yes, I would LITERALLY die without any one of these things. I also literally don't know the meaning of the word literally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would be a better use of my time than sitting here thinking? Usually followed by a lot more thinking.

How to be a little more like myself every day.

How weird people think they are, how weird they really aren't, and how much in common most people actually have if they would just listen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home cooking ridiculous amounts of delicious food, dancing at U-Hall, or at a friend's house drinking a beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A) I'm actually three ducks in a man-suit.

B) I'm a male feminist.

One of these is true.
You should message me if
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- You can make cartoon voices
- You are fine with getting some dirt under your nails
- You are intense
- "Funky" would be among your top 5 personality descriptors
- You can make sense of the chaos, but don't always feel the need to
- You are confident
- You stand out in a crowd because of who you are, not just what you look like
- You create your own energy
- You can disagree and still see both sides
- You always seem to ask too many questions
- You find me interesting

or any combination of the above