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35 Guelph, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 27
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and laughing about it
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to joke and can be sarcastic, this little mind o' mine can be pretty mischievous.>:) I'm very relaxed and easygoing, I like to think I'm a good listener, I don't need to be the one talking all the time, but will hold my own in a conversation.

I'm looking for a woman who shares at least some interests with me, it would be cool to have a techie or geeky type of girlfriend to share that type of stuff with. Some differences can be fun as well, it opens one up to trying new things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training for a triathlon.
Working on world peace.
Solving world hunger.
Touring with the Stones.

It's very tiring but someone has to do it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computer / electronic stuff - I can set the time on anything.. what a lame super power.

Being a smart ass

Going with the flow, easygoing. - For the last time I'm not in a coma!

I'm not too bad at cooking - I don't burn the water anymore!

Procrastination - why do today what can be put off until tomorrow? (Is putting this last ironic at all?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm thinking its probably something along the lines of "Dude is funny." or "He so cray-cray."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
With movies I tend to go more for comedies, thrillers or action. Zombie movies are great! Gore movies like Saw arent. Anything with Will Ferrell, Monty Python movies, Ronin, Heat. If Quentin Tarantino directed it, then it's awesome! Most Johnny Dep movies, 4 Rooms, Young Frankenstein, to name a few more.

For TV, again comedies, cartoons and dramas. For specifics, The Simpsons (well the older ones anyway, that show needs to be buried 5 years ago), Family Guy, Futurama, Archer, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, Two and a Half Men (before Sheen left), How I Met Your Mother, NCIS, Law and Order, Walking Dead, The Mentalist.

Musically Im into the good stuff, the epitome, cream of the crop... pop, dance, and electronica. Don't laugh! I like anything with a fast beat to get me revved up. Jazz is good too. Country makes me want to go all emo on myself lol.

Food, i love Italian, Mexican, hot and spicy. Fresh bread is yummy too, probably why i like Subway so much. I have a sweet tooth as well, dark chocolate roocks!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
A warm place to sleep, Mmm sleep =D
Pets - dogs, cats or other furry critters.
Computer with the Intertubes
A car *makes driving noises*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my future holds, how long I'll live, things I have to do the next day, other little random thoughts.

If you're really interested then go ahead and ask.

Almost everything that people say either makes me think of something from The Simpsons or Family Guy, or my own little sarcastic comment will bubble to the surface. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As mentioned earlier, touring with the Stones. *Air Guitar*

Yea, I am a rock star.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Almost anything really, if I'm asked about it.
I'm pretty open, and will say what I honestly think when a question is posed.

Or did I miss the point of this question by not talking about some deeply embarrassing or crazy thing I did?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're into computers, video games, or consider yourself a techie or a geek. Or If you like zombies. Or you like to go for long drives or cruising the city. If you walk around quoting The Simpsons or Family Guy in your head or out loud throughout your day.

Or for any other reason or no reason at all. =)