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BookLuvah25
26 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone
Charlotte, North Carolina
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The Skinny
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- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other
- Sign
- Virgo and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am nerd-ish, charming, and vulgar.
My Self-Summary
I'm a children's librarian by day. Yeah, let your mind make dirty
little fantasies about that ALL you want, but it's a kick ass job.
I basically get paid to be a nerd. And a singing, dancing,
storytelling monkey.
My fingernail polish is always chipped, and even though I'm somewhat of a neat freak, I don't care. I dance in my car to anything from hip hop to punk rock. My steering wheel makes a great drum set. I daydream a lot, but I can still actually recall what people tell me. I laugh ALL the time, especially at myself. I love bad movies and good books. My friends are my soulmates.
I've been called: a spitfire, a card, charming, a bitch, hilarious, smart, witty, the anti-princess, a "liberrian," a loyal friend, a smartASS, cynical, brutal, vulgar, and so much more. None of this defines me, but yeah, I'm not denying any of it either.
My fingernail polish is always chipped, and even though I'm somewhat of a neat freak, I don't care. I dance in my car to anything from hip hop to punk rock. My steering wheel makes a great drum set. I daydream a lot, but I can still actually recall what people tell me. I laugh ALL the time, especially at myself. I love bad movies and good books. My friends are my soulmates.
I've been called: a spitfire, a card, charming, a bitch, hilarious, smart, witty, the anti-princess, a "liberrian," a loyal friend, a smartASS, cynical, brutal, vulgar, and so much more. None of this defines me, but yeah, I'm not denying any of it either.
What I’m doing with my life
I think if I knew the answer to this, I wouldn't wake up in the
middle of the night sweating, about to vomit, wondering what the
HELL I'm doing with my life.
Despite the fact that I swore off school for life, I'm thinking about getting a doctorate in child psychology. Which means at least five years of school. Which is forever. Yeah, I'm masochistic as fuck, apparently.
Despite the fact that I swore off school for life, I'm thinking about getting a doctorate in child psychology. Which means at least five years of school. Which is forever. Yeah, I'm masochistic as fuck, apparently.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Or pee their pants. Mostly both.
Cooking, baking, and other barefoot stuff in the kitchen. What gender stereotype? I don't know what you're talking about.
Working with kids.
Storytelling.
Accents.
Also, I reed gud.
Cooking, baking, and other barefoot stuff in the kitchen. What gender stereotype? I don't know what you're talking about.
Working with kids.
Storytelling.
Accents.
Also, I reed gud.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would love to think it's my charming personality, but most people
comment first on my clothing, hair (it's always evolving), eyes,
glasses and cleavage. After they get to know me, it's usually, "I
didn't think anyone could be THAT sarcastic." Well, now you know
they can be. Jealous much?
They also usually notice the fact that I don't put up with bullshit. I think it's because I tell people, "hey, I don't put up with bullshit."
From the best friend: "Ellen drips with voluptuous sexuality...she's a schnazzy dresser, and knows how to work the cleave and ass. YOW!"
They also usually notice the fact that I don't put up with bullshit. I think it's because I tell people, "hey, I don't put up with bullshit."
From the best friend: "Ellen drips with voluptuous sexuality...she's a schnazzy dresser, and knows how to work the cleave and ass. YOW!"
Editors
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Favorite books: so many. I'm a librarian! My preferred books are
original fairy
tales or fairy tale retellings. (Because in one way or another,
they are always about transformations.) Robin McKinley is a
favorite, but I also enjoy Neil Gaiman, Garth Nix, Scott
Westerfeld, Clare Dunkle, Melissa Marr, Orson Scott Card, Charles
de Lint, and Patricia McKillip.
Favorite movies: These are always changing. I find that there are a handful of classics that I will always love. The rest change with my age, experience, and mood ring color.
Music: You know. Whatever. And stuff.
Food: I'm not really picky, but I LIVE for Sunday brunch. I also think cheese makes everything better. I like healthy food, but I cannot for the life of me give up sweets.
Favorite movies: These are always changing. I find that there are a handful of classics that I will always love. The rest change with my age, experience, and mood ring color.
Music: You know. Whatever. And stuff.
Food: I'm not really picky, but I LIVE for Sunday brunch. I also think cheese makes everything better. I like healthy food, but I cannot for the life of me give up sweets.
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm, laughter, books, loved
ones (specifically one David Suarez and my fluffy, overweight,
almost toothless cat), imagination, and hope.
Some of these I probably could live without, but others, yeah, I would probably die.
Some of these I probably could live without, but others, yeah, I would probably die.
Editors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell I'm going to do when the zombies attack. Just
kidding. I have a plan for that already, so I don't need to think
about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Myself. Isn't that enough for you people?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a time machine. It only moves forward at a normal pace. In
fact, it's really just a cardboard box with the words "time
machine" written on it.
Editors
You should message me if
****You can compose a damn sentence AND spell.****
(Seriously, if you can't do that, don't fucking talk to me. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.)
You like to laugh. You think you can make ME laugh. You can hold a conversation or enjoy a comfortable silence. You like to swear. You're interesting. You're not: creepy, psychotic, or stuck up your own ass.
Whatever you say, just make it interesting, please.
(Seriously, if you can't do that, don't fucking talk to me. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.)
You like to laugh. You think you can make ME laugh. You can hold a conversation or enjoy a comfortable silence. You like to swear. You're interesting. You're not: creepy, psychotic, or stuck up your own ass.
Whatever you say, just make it interesting, please.
