29 Dundalk, MD
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My self-summary
Big Hearted Baltimore Native with an awkward sense of humor and a zest for life.
What I’m doing with my life
Living high-on-the-hog suckling on the government teat as a public worker.
I’m really good at
Hogging the sidewalk, stealing lines from 50's joke books.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Dadcore sense of fashion, including obnoxiously patterned bowling shirts and loud Hawaiian patterns
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: Too many to choose from, but my favorite authors are probably Yukio Mishima, Knut Hamsun, Celine, Philip K Dick, Flannery O'Conner, Silvia Federici and bell hooks.

Movies: I will watch anything. My Favorite movies are Come and see, then Solaris followed by Starship Troopers.

Shows: Trailer Park Boys, King of the Hill.

Music: Joe Jackson, Kate Bush, Larry Levan, Cold Cave, Southern Hip-Hop, Donna Summer, and Fela Kuti. I love cheesy disco and especially corny Hi-NRG songs.
The six things I could never do without
-bad jokes
-conspicuous consumption
-processed foods
-internet connection
-the crisp Dundalk air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to name my biker gang in the coming environmental collapse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to come up with excuses to stay in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry during movies. I once cried during a first date when she invited me back to her place and we watched "Reality Bites."
You should message me if
You are someone who enjoys life and can find humor in how awesomely terrible it is.