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Owl_Bundy

27 M Parkville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I enjoy reading, in fact I work at a library! I have an awkward sense of humor, and have been told its hard to tell when I am serious or not. I enjoy going to the mall, but I never buy anything. I enjoy thinking about things like politics and history and have very strong opinions on extremely insignificant things. I read nonfiction more than fiction, sadly. I especially like reading "philosophy", though I don't understand it and think philosophy people are pretentious dicks. I enjoy the company of outspoken people. I have been described as a "eccentric."
I’m really good at
Reading, hogging the sidewalk
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever extremely garish shirt I am currently wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: Too many to choose from, but my favorite authors are probably Yukio Mishima, Knut Hamsun, Celine, Philip K Dick, Flannery O'Conner, Silvia Federici
and bell hooks.

Movies: I will watch anything. My Favorite movie is Solaris followed by Starship Troopers.

Shows: King of the Hill

Music: Fela Kuti, The Organ, Talking Heads, Kate Bush, Larry Levan, Cold Cave, cheesy disco and especially corny Hi-NRG songs.
The six things I could never do without
My Bed, Peanut Butter, The Internet, My Sense of Humor, Sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I teared up during the end of Beverly Hills Chihuahua
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are someone who enjoys life and can find humor in how terrible it is.