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29 Dundalk, MD Man


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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My self-summary
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Big Hearted Baltimore Native with an awkward sense of humor and a zest for life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living high-on-the-hog suckling on the government teat as a public worker.
I’m really good at
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Hogging the sidewalk, stealing lines from 50's joke books.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Dadcore sense of fashion, including obnoxiously patterned bowling shirts and loud Hawaiian patterns
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: Too many to choose from, but my favorite authors are probably Yukio Mishima, Knut Hamsun, Celine, Philip K Dick, Flannery O'Conner, Silvia Federici and bell hooks.

Movies: I will watch anything. My Favorite movies are Come and see, then Solaris followed by Starship Troopers.

Shows: Trailer Park Boys, King of the Hill.

Music: Joe Jackson, Kate Bush, Larry Levan, Cold Cave, Southern Hip-Hop, Donna Summer, and Fela Kuti. I love cheesy disco and especially corny Hi-NRG songs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-bad jokes
-conspicuous consumption
-processed foods
-internet connection
-the crisp Dundalk air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to name my biker gang in the coming environmental collapse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to come up with excuses to stay in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry during movies. I once cried during a first date when she invited me back to her place and we watched "Reality Bites."
You should message me if
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You are someone who enjoys life and can find humor in how awesomely terrible it is.