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Owl_Bundy

28 M Parkville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy reading, in fact I work at a library! I have an awkward sense of humor, and have been told its hard to tell when I am serious or not. I enjoy going to the mall, but I never buy anything. I enjoy thinking about things like politics and history and have very strong opinions on extremely insignificant things. I read nonfiction more than fiction, sadly. I especially like reading "philosophy", though I don't understand it and think philosophy people are pretentious dicks. I enjoy the company of outspoken people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, hogging the sidewalk
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever extremely garish shirt I am currently wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading: Too many to choose from, but my favorite authors are probably Yukio Mishima, Knut Hamsun, Celine, Philip K Dick, Flannery O'Conner, Silvia Federici
and bell hooks.

Movies: I will watch anything. My Favorite movie is Solaris followed by Starship Troopers.

Shows: King of the Hill

Music: Fela Kuti, The Organ, Talking Heads, Kate Bush, Larry Levan, Cold Cave, cheesy disco and especially corny Hi-NRG songs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Bed, Peanut Butter, The Internet, My Sense of Humor, Sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I teared up during the end of Beverly Hills Chihuahua
You should message me if
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You are someone who enjoys life and can find humor in how terrible it is.