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45 F Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 28–60
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm bright, bookish, good-natured, mildly neurotic (but working on it), and easily amused. I'm mostly vegetarian, but not preachy about it. I'm kind to animals, polite to waiters and taxi drivers, and secretly nervous around children. I read Miss Manners and Dan Savage, and believe them both (mostly). I'm a kinky, polyamorous, bisexual feminist, which can be complicated at times. It can also be a lot of fun.

OKC says that I may be "more cool" than the average user, but I'm pretty sure this is not actually true.

I'm hoping to meet good-hearted, well-mannered, politically progressive people--male, female, or in between--in the Boston area. Graduate school and part-time jobs are taking up a lot of my time and energy right now, but I'm still interested in finding local dates and play partners--maybe even a boyfriend or girlfriend, if things work out that way.

The older I get, the more I believe in emphasizing the "friends" in "friends with benefits." I don't think sex has to be romantic (though it can be), but I try only to sleep with people I genuinely like. Also, if you're attached, honesty and the cheerful consent of all parties are essential: I'm not interested in sneaking around.

I'm open to a range of dating possibilities, from a potentially serious (but nonmonogamous) romantic relationship to a more casual, friendly involvement. Either way, though, I hope that if you write to me, you're thinking of me as an actual human being you might want to have a conversation with. Until recently, I included "casual sex" among the things I was looking for, but the creepy one-line responses from random straight guys started making me feel tired and sad.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in a graduate program in English, working on my dissertation. (I'm still at the stage where I like to talk about it.) I'm also a writing tutor, a part-time office worker, and a freelance editor. I've recently returned to contra dancing, which I love, and I'm hoping to get back to writing and submitting poetry, which I used to do seriously and well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wordy things: writing poems, writing academic papers, editing, and reading poetry out loud.

I'm sometimes good at getting people to talk about themselves, but not always. Shy people can stymie me, especially if I don't know them well.

I'm a pretty good contra dancer, but not REALLY good.

There are a few other things I think I'm good at, but I'd better not brag about those. Besides, you might disagree.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pleasant-looking, fat, and usually a bit rumpled. My haircuts range from flapperish to butch. I wear sensible shoes.

I have a slight English accent, although it's so mixed up with American consonants that half the time I sound Irish or Scottish. I smile a lot, and I'm generally pleasant to people. I'm a little shy, except when I get excited about something or comfortable with someone--then I'm a talker. (I do try to listen as well.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) In no particular order: Invisible Man, Middlemarch, Pride and Prejudice, Anna Karenina, Lolita, A. S. Byatt's quartet of novels beginning with The Virgin in the Garden, A Suitable Boy, the Discworld books, the Canterbury Tales, poems by John Donne, poems by the Earl of's hard to stop.

(B) A few favorites: Some Like It Hot, Wings of Desire, The Aristocrats, The Libertine, Fat Girl, Happiness, Roxanne (even though Darryl Hannah is NOT convincing as an astronomer), Angels in America, Wit, anything by the Marx Brothers, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I'll watch anything* by Woody Allen, Spike Lee, or Pedro Almodovar: even if they're not always good, they're always interesting. I'll also watch pretty much any film version of any Shakespeare play, even if it's terrible.

*Meaning "I'm willing to watch anything," not "I've watched every movie they've ever directed."

(C) I don't watch a lot of TV, but a few shows that have hooked me at various times are the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Sherlock, True Blood, Mad Men, and Girls.

(D) This varies a lot. Three of my favorite albums are Liz Phair's Exile in Guyville, The Who's Quadrophenia, and Benjamin Britten's War Requiem. I also like traditional folk music (mostly British), including punk-inflected groups like Boiled in Lead, and silly '80s pop.

(E) Blueberries, chocolate, and (believe it or not) oatmeal. Blueberries and chocolate are glamorous, but oatmeal is like an old friend.

Oh, wait...this is really a question about what kinds of restaurants I like to eat at, right? That varies all over the place...Thai, Japanese, French, Italian, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican, etc., etc. I also like coffee shops and tea houses and bakeries. But most of the time I eat at home.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, friends, latex barriers, modern medicine, contact lenses, the Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my dissertation, which is a lot of fun on some days and really stressful on others.

Also, self-improvement. These days, that means trying to lose weight (in a non-faddy, non-starve-y way), make progress on my dissertation, manage my money (or lack thereof), wrestle with various forms of procrastination, and clean up The Mess That Is My Room. I make intermittent progress in some of these areas--for instance, I've paid off my monster credit card debt--but it does involve a lot of scribbling things down in notebooks and checking things off on lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sometimes on an actual date! After my first few years as a grad student hermit, this is something of a novelty. But just as often, I'll be at home--reading, writing, watching a movie online, or chatting with my roommates.

I love movies, the theatre, and various kinds of social dancing, and I'm trying to get out and do them more, alone and with others. I'm an introvert who often needs a gentle nudge to go out, but when I do, I often enjoy it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In real life I'm a big feminist, and not at all interested in being pushed around. But in private and with the right person, I like playing games in which I get to be a damsel in distress (one who doesn't get rescued).
You should message me if
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(1) You got really good SAT scores but would never, ever brag about them.

(2) Smart women turn you on.

(3) Politically, you're somewhere in the liberal-to-lefty range on social issues (e.g., abortion, LGBT rights) and somewhere in the moderate-to-lefty range on economic ones.

(4) If you're a man, you genuinely like women. Better yet, you sympathize with feminism as a philosophy, rather than considering it a sequence of baffling and arbitrary rules that you need to follow if you want to get laid.

(5) You can be attracted to a range of body types (i.e., it's OK if I lose 50 pounds and also OK if I don't).

(6) You like talking about sex, can articulate your own limits and respect others', and are nonjudgmental about other people's sexual practices as long as they don't involve kids, coercion, deceit, or permanent damage.

(7) You know what a safeword is.

(8) You're a sweetie. I'm attracted to nice people.

(9) You don't have to be into BDSM to date me, but it helps. (It helps even more if you're a top, or a toppy switch.)

(10) I'm more likely to be attracted to you if you're butch, androgynous, or genderqueer. But if you're not, and we're otherwise a good fit, please do contact me! My preferences are quirky, but they're also pretty flexible.