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Bookworm55

27 Sudbury, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The problem with writing about myself is that I don't like myself. I hated what I had here before and I'll hate it again. In the Skeleton War, I am not a skeleton, and so my self-summary is gonna pretty much always be a big old trash bag with a happy face on it.

I LARP HARD AND LARP ETERNAL
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being shorter than the human average, writing (at first fiction, now literally anything someone will pay me to write)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering all the words to songs others would rather I didn't sing, creating compelling stories and characters, mimicking and impersonating voices (including, but not limited to, accents, cadences and tone)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My accessories. I prefer boots and jackets as accessories. I'm always a fan of a good scarf. Suede gloves are perfect too, since they keep heat in and are literally skintight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like 'em

Altered Carbon - Richard Morgan
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson

The Belgariad - David Eddings
The Chronicles Trilogy - Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin

Soon I Will Be Invincible - Austin Grossman (it's touching, it's thought provoking, it's sometimes so poetic)

At The Mountains of Madness - H.P Lovecraft (it's often discomforting, it's deconstructive, it's torturously well-written)

The Catcher in the Rye (because nobody says "fuck you" like Holden Caulfield)

Above are three other miscellaneous novels. They are some of the best. That is not up for dispute. If you haven't read them, read them.

Training Day, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke. It's a visceral look at the potential for corruption in the ranks of those who are meant to serve and protect, and ultimately serves as a reminder that Hollywood isn't allowed to demonize police. My favorite movie, if at least half for the fairly realistic fistfights.

Once Upon A Time In America. Sergio Leone's better, more poignant version of the Godfather, set against the backdrop of an evolving nation and centering on the struggles of throwbacks to adapt to a world that has left them behind.

I like the Protomen, Star Wars The Clone Wars, Alexisonfire and grilled cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Myself
Sense data
Navel-gazing
Books
A modicum of freedom
The Protomen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Narrative structure and how it influences us. How you can't have a cynic without them first being an idealist. What heroes mean to us and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debating whether to go out to the bar or sit inside and waste my youth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Masculinity intimidates me (probably because I was bullied a lot growing up) so I'm much more willing to befriend women. Also they're prettier, that helps. With my male friends I'm just an easily wilted jackal in the howling screaming mass - it's with someone I can talk to that I get a chance to be honest and introspective.
You should message me if
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you personally are intelligent and either want to sleep with me or don't want to sleep with me.