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27 Sudbury, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–33
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My details

Last online
Jul 30
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I was going to say something upbeat and positive here, but honestly I'm an incredibly fucked-up dude, and the really great part is that I like it. I like to write and make things, but I'm too afraid of crystallizing them and pinning them down like butterflies under glass, so I never create anything, just dream about it. I have never, ever been comfortable around people that don't share values with me because I'm an incomprehensibly arrogant prick. One of the things I value most is the English language. Another one's excitement.
What I’m doing with my life
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To fill this out kind of implies that I'm doing anything at all with my life, which isn't strictly true as I'm not satisfied at all with what I'm doing. I primarily spend time with my friends when I'm not consuming media or plotting the absolute best way to get through life with a minimum of effort. Currently I've decided college is my best chance of getting somewhere, so I'm enrolled for now. If that doesn't pan out, I'm making porn.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people uncomfortable, remembering all the words to songs others would rather I didn't sing, creating compelling stories and characters, mimicking and impersonating voices (including, but not limited to, accents, cadences and tone)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My accessories. I prefer boots and jackets as accessories. I'm always a fan of a good scarf. Suede gloves are perfect too, since they keep heat in and are literally skintight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I suppose I very technically have the time to list my favorite books, but I simply cannot be bothered to rank, categorize and file them all. Instead, I will simply list a few standouts of genre fiction.

Altered Carbon - Richard Morgan
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson

And that's just three of the best sci-fi writers since the 80s.

The Belgariad - David Eddings
The Chronicles Trilogy - Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin

Three of the best fantasy series, as well. You're welcome.

Soon I Will Be Invincible - Austin Grossman (it's touching, it's thought provoking, it's sometimes so poetic)

At The Mountains of Madness - H.P Lovecraft (it's often discomforting, it's deconstructive, it's torturously well-written)

The Catcher in the Rye (because nobody says "fuck you" like Holden Caulfield)

Above are three other miscellaneous novels. They are some of the best. That is not up for dispute. If you haven't read them, read them.

Perhaps you don't like things that are interesting. If that's so, cease reading and hit Backspace. Quickly! Your precious few neurons may not survive such stimulus! For the rest of you, here are a pair of movies which I think are superb;

Training Day, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke. It's a visceral look at the potential for corruption in the ranks of those who are meant to serve and protect, and ultimately serves as a reminder that Hollywood isn't allowed to demonize police. My favorite movie, if at least half for the fairly realistic fistfights.

Once Upon A Time In America. Sergio Leone's better, more poignant version of the Godfather, set against the backdrop of an evolving nation and centering on the struggles of throwbacks to adapt to a world that has left them behind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense data
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Narrative structure and how it influences us. How you can't have a cynic without them first being an idealist. What heroes mean to us and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debating whether to go out to the bar or sit inside and waste my youth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Masculinity intimidates me (probably because I was bullied a lot growing up) so I'm much more willing to befriend women. Also they're prettier, that helps. With my male friends I'm just an easily wilted jackal in the howling screaming mass - it's with someone I can talk to that I get a chance to be honest and introspective.
You should message me if
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you personally are intelligent and either want to sleep with me or don't want to sleep with me.