I'm Agnostic, which means-literally- 'without knowledge.' So,
basically, I'm humble enough to not pretend that I know, or do not
know something. I'm also a pragmatist. I believe I apply these two
philosophies in almost every endeavor I undertake.
On that note; to my knowledge, a magical bearded white guy does not live in the sky. And if he does, he's an asshole. I seem to attract more than a few religious zealots so I cranked up the abrassiveness on that subject in hopes of deterring some of those less than compatible persons. But normally, I'm not this inflammatory...
I Elvis as a verb.
I listen to Hans Zimmer whilst driving and pretend I'm on the cusp of some epic event, as opposed to something more mundane like driving to the store for eggs, or back to the gym because I forgot my stuff.
I read lots of books but I rarely understand what I'm reading so I just furrow my brow and pretend. Similarly, when people speak to me about complicated matters I just nod my head and smile.
I wear my obscurity on my sleeve via malnutrition, tight clothes and bad tattoos. That way everyone can see how original I am. I love to dress up like elvis Costello and hit the mean streets of Portland on a Saturday afternoon and judge everyone who doesn't look super sad and poor.
I have a tendency to over-use ellipses and parentheses. I also love run-on sentences. It's like getting a whole bunch of stuff off my chest in one breath. And If you don't get me, I'm probably just too deep for you... and stuff.
Oh, and I'm left-handed. To me that is significant, though I'm not sure why.
On that note; to my knowledge, a magical bearded white guy does not live in the sky. And if he does, he's an asshole. I seem to attract more than a few religious zealots so I cranked up the abrassiveness on that subject in hopes of deterring some of those less than compatible persons. But normally, I'm not this inflammatory...
I Elvis as a verb.
I listen to Hans Zimmer whilst driving and pretend I'm on the cusp of some epic event, as opposed to something more mundane like driving to the store for eggs, or back to the gym because I forgot my stuff.
I read lots of books but I rarely understand what I'm reading so I just furrow my brow and pretend. Similarly, when people speak to me about complicated matters I just nod my head and smile.
I wear my obscurity on my sleeve via malnutrition, tight clothes and bad tattoos. That way everyone can see how original I am. I love to dress up like elvis Costello and hit the mean streets of Portland on a Saturday afternoon and judge everyone who doesn't look super sad and poor.
I have a tendency to over-use ellipses and parentheses. I also love run-on sentences. It's like getting a whole bunch of stuff off my chest in one breath. And If you don't get me, I'm probably just too deep for you... and stuff.
Oh, and I'm left-handed. To me that is significant, though I'm not sure why.
