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33 M Dillon, MT

My Details

Last Online
Jun 30
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I listen to Hans Zimmer whilst driving and pretend I'm on the cusp of some epic event, as opposed to something more mundane like driving to the store for eggs, or back to the gym because I forgot my stuff.

I'm Agnostic, which literally means 'without knowledge.' So, I'm humble enough to not pretend that I know a particular thing, when I don't actually know it. I'm also a pragmatist. I believe I apply these two ideologies in almost every endeavor I undertake.

On that note; to my knowledge, a magical bearded white guy does not live in the sky. And if he does, he's an asshole.

I Elvis as a verb.

I read lots of books but I rarely understand what I'm reading so I just furrow my brow and pretend. Similarly, when people speak to me about complicated matters I just nod my head and smile.

I wear my obscurity on my sleeve via malnutrition, tight clothes and bad tattoos. That way everyone can see how original I am. I love to dress up like elvis Costello and hit the mean streets of Portland on a Saturday afternoon and judge everyone who doesn't look super sad and poor.

Oh, and I'm left-handed. To me that is significant, though I'm not sure why. Probably because it's my only shot at being a minority, thus giving me street cred.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm traveling this year... A lot.
Otherwise, I'm married to my job, which facilitates my ability to travel. I Would enjoy meeting new people along the way.
I’m really good at
Multi-day wilderness backpacking. Like, survivor man status

Arguing, cordially

Bringing books back to the library late

NOT bringing anything from this website to fruition

Elvis-ing as a verb

buying shirts that fit me perfectly then shrinking them in the dryer after one use, rendering said shirts useless

being awkward

people watching

picking things up and putting them back down then picking them up again

telling who the good guys are. My people meter is fucking dialed in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm dumber than I look. (And I look pretty feckin dumb.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anarchy Evolution
The Closing of the American Mind
The Closing of the Western Mind
A People's History of the United States
A History of Knowledge
The Untold History of the United States
The Davinci Code
Angels and Demons

Les Misérables
Igby Goes Down
In Bruges
Medicine for Melancholly
Star Wars Trilogy
Lost in Translation
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Motorcycle Diaries
Reign Over Me
Man On Fire
The Big Lebowski
The Perks of being a Wall Flower

The Daily Show
Real Time with Bill Maher

Bruce Springsteen
The Decline, by NOFX
The National
The Black Keys
John Lee Hooker
Otis Redding
Bad Religion
Thievery Corporation
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Flogging Molly
The Weakerthans
Willie Nelson
The six things I could never do without
And my sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
in the gym picking things up and putting them down because I lack social skills.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got good birthin' hips

You will be supportive of my endeavor to learn to drink scotch. (I'm going to Scotland soon so this must happen beforehand.)

Please do NOT message me if you watch Fox News for any reason other than sheer comedic entertainment. Or perhaps if you're researching idiots, sycophants and crazy people.

Also, If you believe in a magical, bearded white dude who lives in outer space, chances are we might not go very far.

You take good care of yourself, within reason. Vices are more than ok, but having a complete lack of concern for your physical, mental, and emotional health makes for a less captivating person.

You don't mind that I dropped the F Bomb twice in my profile.

You liked most of the movies I listed I would probably have no choice but to be very fond of you

You like karaoke over dance clubs

you are ok with a slightly abrasive, yet not quite sardonic sense of humor.

you didn't have to look up the word sardonic just now.

you were, somehow, able to discern some of the more truthful, sincere comments from all of the BS I wrote.

you had the interest, gumption, and spare time to actually read all of the afore-mentioned bullshit I wrote on this silly page.

you want to go snowboarding, backpacking, or have a fondness for beer, wine, and conversation.

As a side note, it's unlikely I will message you. I'm actually quite shy at first, which, in part, brings me to this website... Cheers.