I'm Agnostic, which literally means 'without knowledge.' So, I'm humble enough to not pretend that I know a particular thing, when I don't actually know it. I'm also a pragmatist. I believe I apply these two ideologies in almost every endeavor I undertake.
On that note; to my knowledge, a magical bearded white guy does not live in the sky. And if he does, he's an asshole.
I Elvis as a verb.
I read lots of books but I rarely understand what I'm reading so I just furrow my brow and pretend. Similarly, when people speak to me about complicated matters I just nod my head and smile.
I wear my obscurity on my sleeve via malnutrition, tight clothes and bad tattoos. That way everyone can see how original I am. I love to dress up like elvis Costello and hit the mean streets of Portland on a Saturday afternoon and judge everyone who doesn't look super sad and poor.
Oh, and I'm left-handed. To me that is significant, though I'm not sure why. Probably because it's my only shot at being a minority, thus giving me street cred.