Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach
you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway
I listen to Hanz Zimmer whilst driving and pretend I'm on the cusp
of some epic event, as opposed to something more mundane like
driving to the store for eggs, or back to the gym because I forgot
I'm Agnostic, which literally means 'without knowledge.' So, I'm
humble enough to not pretend that I know a particular thing, when I
don't actually know it. I'm also a pragmatist. I believe I apply
these two ideologies in almost every endeavor I undertake.
On that note; to my knowledge, a magical bearded white guy does not
live in the sky. If he does he sounds like an asshole.
I read lots of books but I rarely understand what I'm reading so I
just furrow my brow and pretend. Similarly, when people speak to me
about matters Of import I just nod my head and smile.
Oh, I'm left-handed. To me that is significant. Though I'm not sure
why. Probably because it's my only shot at being a minority, thus
providing me some much needed street cred.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently H.S. Thompson
Time zone management
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting through airport security really fast
Yelling at, and degrading the TSA
Being cordially obstinate
NOT bringing anything from this website to fruition
telling who the good guys are. My people meter is fucking dialed
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm dumber than I look. (And I look pretty feckin dumb.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Sun Also Rises
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Old Man and the Sea
The Closing of the American Mind
The Closing of the Western Mind
A People's History of the United States
A History of Knowledge
The Untold History of the United States
The Davinci Code
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Igby Goes Down
Medicine for Melancholly
Star Wars Trilogy
Lost in Translation
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Motorcycle Diaries
Reign Over Me
The Big Lebowski
The Decline, by NOFX
The Black Keys
John Lee Hooker
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Donald Trump sound bites
The ability to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning an adventure that will likely be deemed il-advised by
Update: probably on a plane, or listening to ragtime.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do NOT watch Fox News for any reason other than sheer comedic
entertainment. Or perhaps if you're researching idiots, sycophants
and crazy people.
Also, If you believe in a magical, bearded white dude who lives in
outer space, chances are we might not go very far for very long.
But I'm open if you are.
You liked most of the movies I listed I would probably have no
choice but to be very fond of you
I'm often surprised at how so many people do not see my
facetiousness for what it is. I'd like to think I'm laying it on
pretty thick but I've received some silly questions regarding my
profile. Please have a sense of humor. At least a little bit.
As a side note, it's unlikely I will message you. I'm actually
quite shy at first, which, in part, brings me to this website...
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