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30 Leeds, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 16, 2013
5' 9" (1.75m)
Special Diet
English, French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Never trust a big butt and a smile, baby!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Debauchery and grammar
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying bad, doing good
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big eyes, big arse, little tolerance
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Twin Peaks

Misogynistic rap

All things Borgia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Loved ones, words, red lipstick and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lingerie, books, cats, life, the universe and everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible pervert.
But that doesn't mean a 'ur gorgeous wanna go for a drink bbz?' message gives you automatic entitlement to my vagina.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think Bukowski was a capital fellow

You shouldn't message me if- you can't be arsed with writing more than five words/more than 'hey ur gorgeous wanna drink' because no, no I don't.
You also shouldn't message me if you are among the hopeless skeezes who compelled me to untick the casual sex box. That box does not mean you can try and order me up like a pizza. I have to like you before the casual sex is a remote possibility, asshole.

If this makes me sound elitist and short tempered, good.