Never trust a big butt and a smile, baby!

Debauchery and grammar

Saying bad, doing good

Big eyes, big arse, little tolerance

Twin Peaks

Misogynistic rap

All things Borgia

Music, Loved ones, words, red lipstick and water

Lingerie, books, cats, life, the universe and everything.

I'm a terrible pervert.
But that doesn't mean a 'ur gorgeous wanna go for a drink bbz?' message gives you automatic entitlement to my vagina.

You think Bukowski was a capital fellow

You shouldn't message me if- you can't be arsed with writing more than five words/more than 'hey ur gorgeous wanna drink' because no, no I don't.
You also shouldn't message me if you are among the hopeless skeezes who compelled me to untick the casual sex box. That box does not mean you can try and order me up like a pizza. I have to like you before the casual sex is a remote possibility, asshole.

If this makes me sound elitist and short tempered, good.