Yay! A summary, which to me is the same as reading a sentence to a computer monitor and wondering why it doesn't respond.
I've decided to revamp, a word that has absolutely nothing to do with vampires if you were thinking that (and if so, don't feel bad, I had to look up the etymology to verify my assumption) this entire thing. My prior style was all random bullet points, and since I enjoyed it so much I'm going to stick with it!
I've lived overseas for 7 non-sequential years.
Having to put dashes in words that contain "non" bothers me for reasons I cannot explain.
I was recently told I have very kind eyes.
I have no idea how to sum myself up into a little text box.
I'm fairly sarcastic.
Sports are fun to play, so I like them.
I was recently told my very kind eyes are deceptive.
I'm tall in the U.S. but average height in the Netherlands.
I can dress myself, and do, pretty much everyday. In the morning, and then sometimes, if I'm feeling crazy, again later.
I love pancakes, and if you don't, I really don't think our friendship will last.
I'm a catalyst to others at times.
I'm a hazard to myself.
I'm not very good at poker, not because I can't hide what my cards are, but because I can't tell what everyone else has.
The other day I failed to put a nail into the wall. The wall was metal, and my hammer was a plastic jar. Go figure.
I went to college to avoid finding out what it was I really wanted to do. I joined the Army to pay some bills. I took a job in Iraq to kill some time and avoid commuter traffic, and then moved randomly to Indiana. Now that I've lived in Indiana, I think I'll leave and go to San Diego.
I got into law school recently, and while excited, I also feel that this may be mildly comedic considering I'm almost a decade on the age I assume my classmates will be. $20 says they think I'm 24. Everyone else does.
I hate when people have pictures, but no captions. Even ignoring sarcasm and cleverness, just put a damned description there. Deal breaker? Yeah, it is.
I think Law School will be boring, and difficult, and I have no desire to do it. But I think being a criminal lawyer would be pretty fun.
I don't like getting sunburns, in case you were curious and maybe wanted to throw one my way. I'd have said, "No thanks. But the offer is kind."
I feel like I have done a very poor job of describing myself, but I'm hungover and tired, so this'll have to do.
Like a cat, I enjoy naps and stretching. Unlike a cat, I do not pounce on birds and eat them.
I like that I know how to use words like syntax in their proper place and time.
I once didn't shave for 2 weeks, then shaved a stupid design into my face and wore it around for a week. Mutton chops, a la souvarov, fu manchu - as long as it looked dumb, I did it. That's how to kill time in Iraq.