BoredOne611
35 East Moline, IL
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My self-summary
*shrugs* I'm a silly monkey. At least that's what I'm told.

If you're looking for the "perfect" man, you won't find him here.

I have been described as kind, generous, trustworthy, and affectionate.
I am a self-taught man. I have what would be considered a twisted sense of humor. I'm a geek and a gear-head. I like to tinker with cars and computers.

I hate religion, politics, and high-order math.
I love my cat(s), and my mom.

What am I looking to gain from this site? I'm looking for companionship. Someone with whom I enjoy being with, regardless of what is happening; Whether it's errands, a date, or just spending time on the couch with a blanket and a movie. I'm not looking to party, be on the go all the time, or have the need to travel and experience other people and cultures. All I really want is someone to share my heart and mind with. Everything beyond that is just a bonus. Isn't that what we're all looking for in the end? A partner?
What I’m doing with my life
I've always felt this was a worthless and misleading question.

What am I doing with my life? Living it to the best of my ability, with what I have. Again, isn't that what we're all doing?
I’m really good at
I'm a jack-of-all-trades really. I'm not the best at any one thing, but I know enough about enough to be pretty useful to have around.

Oh, and massages.. Try one, you'll love it.

Hand me a screwdriver and a broken thing, and I will either fix it, or break it even more. 50/50. But it'll be fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
What I've been told? From a distance that I wear glasses, that I tend to dress in black or dark colors, and that I have a bit of a limp.

Up close, I get comments on the fact that the color of my eyes and beard change. Or for some reason I have an accent that comes and goes. Can't say I've ever personally noticed.

A comment I get from women I've become interested in is that I have a "wonderful touch". Can't say I'm doing anything special or out of the ordinary. *shrugs*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- Arthur C Clarke, SD Perry, Micheal Stackpole are just a few
authors I follow. Very well developed and detailed characters and the world surrounding them are a pretty good way to get me hooked on a series / author. Bonus points if it's also based on/in the world of a game I might play.

Movies:
- Aliens, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, Saw, etc etc
"Leviathan" and "The Thing" (John Carpenter's) are personal favorites if you like old / low budget monster movies.
Re: Chic-Flicks. I was once asked why I don't watch these even though "some" of them are enjoyable. Two words; I'm Single.

SFX Spectaculars are also a favorite, I know exactly how much work goes into making an 80 foot tall robot, or a slimy/glistening monster look life like.

TV Series:
- Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Agents of Shield, How It's Made, etc.

Music:
- 80's to 90's Rock and Alternative, Etc.
- Trance, Dance, and House music on occasion.

Food:
I like bland food believe it or not. Nothing too spicy. Heartburn sucks.
- Pizza? Yep, Pastas? Yep, Mushrooms? Pass, I'm allergic.
- I HATE mayo...

Games:
I "used to" play EvE Online. Was kind of a love/hate thing.
Not anymore.

I enjoy various board and card games as well. (Though I'm terrible at them).
The six things I could never do without
- Hugs (and Kisses)
- My snoopy cat (and his arch nemesis, the squirrel with the white-tipped tail)
- The Internet
- Cherry suckers
- Soft Fuzzy Things
- H2O2 (Rocket-fuel)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This one is kind of tough. I am very random about my thoughts. It could truly be anything to nothing at all.

Though lately I've begun to wonder if dating is even worth it anymore. There are just too many fake or alternate-personae people these days. Wasting time just for something to occupy themselves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Same thing I do every night... Try and take over the world...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no shame. You can say and do pretty much anything, and I won't bat an eye. Curious about something? Go ahead and ask it, I may just have an answer : )

I'm a pretty simple guy.
You should message me if
You're honest and sincere. You genuinely want to get to know each other, and aren't interested in e-mail tag. I'm on here to date, and find the one for me. Why are you here?
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