Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*shrugs* I'm a silly monkey. At least that's what I'm told.
If you're looking for the "perfect" man, you won't find him
I have been described as kind, generous, trustworthy, and
I am a self-taught man. I have what would be considered a twisted
sense of humor. I'm a geek and a gear-head. I like to tinker with
cars and computers.
I hate religion, politics, and high-order math.
I love my cat(s), and my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a whole lot if I'm being honest. I'm at that point in my life
where I'm now looking to just settle down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack-of-all-trades really. I'm not the best at any one thing,
but I know enough about enough to be pretty useful to have
Oh, and massages.. Try one, you'll love it.
Hand me a screwdriver and a broken thing, and I will either fix it,
or break it even more. 50/50. But it'll be fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on who's looking really. Some would say they notice my
personality, others my eyes or my beard.
I have two phases; Quiet and Observative, and the other? well..
lets just say 'odd-ball'. It all depends on what mood i'm in. (no,
i'm *not* bi-polar. just strange)
Well, that or "Who's that know-it-all jackass". But I digress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Arthur C Clarke, SD Perry, Micheal Stackpole are just a few
authors I follow. Very well developed and detailed characters and
the world surrounding them are a pretty good way to get me hooked
on a series / author. Bonus points if it's also based on/in the
world of a game I might play.
- Aliens, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, Saw, etc etc
"Leviathan" and "The Thing" (John Carpenter's) are personal
favorites if you like old / low budget monster movies.
Re: Chic-Flicks. I was once asked why I don't watch these even
though "some" of them are enjoyable. Two words; I'm Single.
SFX Spectaculars are also a favorite, I know exactly how much work
goes into making an 80 foot tall robot, or a slimy/glistening
monster look life like.
- Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Agents of Shield, How It's Made,
- 80's to 90's Rock and Alternative, Etc.
- Trance, Dance, and House music on occasion.
I like bland food believe it or not. Nothing too spicy. Heartburn
- Pizza? Yep, Pastas? Yep, Mushrooms? Pass, I'm allergic.
- I HATE mayo...
I "used to" play EvE Online. Was kind of a love/hate thing.
I enjoy various board and card games as well. (Though I'm terrible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Hugs (and Kisses)
- My snoopy cat
- The Internet
- Cherry suckers
- Soft Fuzzy Things™
- H2O2 (Rocket-fuel)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking pinky?
Zoink, how to get a cheese powered submarine to the moon?
No you idiot, how to take over the world!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching videos, or chatting with friends over skype.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have absolutely no shame.
You can say and do pretty much anything, and I won't bat an
I value touch and contact pretty highly. If you want to show me you
care, give me a hug, hold my hand, give me a kiss. I'm a pretty
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attracted to a 5'10", 235-lb teddy bear with large hands,
strong arms, and a soft touch.
- and -
You're looking for a serious relationship. I don't need anymore
dates with women that can't decide if they're actually "over" with
Who are you looking for?
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