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34 East Moline, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 7
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*shrugs* I'm a silly monkey. At least that's what I'm told.

If you're looking for the "perfect" man, you won't find him here.

I am a self-taught fairly well educated man. I have what would be considered a twisted or intense sense of humor. I was born with a condition known as Hemophilia (my blood doesn't clot properly). Because of this I don't have a "real" job, don't own a house, or drive a fancy car. I'm fine with that.

If you're still reading, good. I am kind, generous, and extremely trustworthy. I'm very affectionate and much prefer spending time alone with my partner in a quiet setting rather than crowds of a bar or the theater. That is not to say I don't enjoy a good game of pool/darts or a movie, I'm just not a hugely social creature when it comes to people I don't know. I'm a geek and a gear-head, and I rarely watch television.

I hate religion, politics, and high-order math.
I love my cat(s), and my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it... What are you doing with yours?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack-of-all-trades really. I'm not the best at any one thing, but I know enough about enough to be pretty useful to have around.

Oh, and massages.. Try one, you'll love it.

Hand me a screwdriver and a broken thing, and I will either fix it, or break it even more. 50/50. But it'll be fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on who's looking really. Some would say they notice my personality, others my eyes or my beard.

I have two phases, quiet and observative. and the other, well.. lets just say 'the entertainer'. Just all depends on what mood i'm in. (no, i'm not bi-polar, etc. just strange, lol)

Well, that or "Who's that know-it-all jackass". But I digress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Arthur C Clarke, SD Perry, Micheal Stackpole are just a few
authors I follow. Very well developed and detailed characters and the world surrounding them are a pretty good way to get me hooked on a series / author. Bonus points if it's also based on/in the world of a game I might play.

- Aliens, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, Saw, etc etc
"Leviathan" and "The Thing" (John Carpenter's) are personal favorites if you like old / low budget monster movies.

SFX Spectaculars are also a favorite, I know exactly how much work goes into making an 80 foot tall robot, or a slimy/glistening monster look life like.

TV Series:
- Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Agents of Shield, How It's Made, etc.

- 80's to 90's Rock and Alternative, Etc.
- Trance, Dance, and House music on occasion.

I like bland food believe it or not. Nothing too spicy. Heartburn sucks.
- Pizza? Yep, Pastas? Yep, Mushrooms? Pass, I'm allergic.
- I HATE mayo...

I used to play EvE Online and World of Warcraft on and off. Kind of a love/hate thing. Not so much anymore.
As I am partially employed in the gaming industry, I do play quite a few different games. Skyrim, DAO, FO3/NV, etc.

I enjoy various board and card games as well. (Though I'm terrible at most card games)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Hugs (and Kisses)
- My snoopy cat
- The Internet
- Cherry suckers
- Soft Fuzzy Things
- H2O2 (Rocket-fuel)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I hate the modern dating scene. I think I'm turning into my grandfather, lol.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually *poke*'ing everyone i know to go out and do something.
Failing that, playing with my cats. The two most adorable, and yet decidedly retarded meows' on the planet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have absolutely no shame. You can say and do pretty much anything, and I won't bat an eye.

I value touch and contact pretty highly. If you want to show me you care, give me a hug, hold my hand, give me a kiss. I'm a pretty simple guy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(the obligatory "you've read anything you like", yada yada)


You're attracted to a 5'10", 235-lb teddy bear with large hands, strong arms, and a soft touch.


If you like being teased sexually til you cry and beg for release.
Bonus points if you enjoy being tickled and squee like a girl.

I put the last part in more as a joke, but if that's your thing, I wouldn't complain.