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34 • East Moline, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 7
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Mostly anything
- Other, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on space camp
- Entertainment / Media
- Less than $20,000
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Dislikes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
If you're looking for the "perfect" man, you won't find him here.
I am a self-taught fairly well educated man. I have what would be considered a twisted or intense sense of humor. I was born with a condition known as Hemophilia (my blood doesn't clot properly). Because of this I don't have a "real" job, don't own a house, or drive a fancy car. I'm fine with that.
If you're still reading, good. I am kind, generous, and extremely trustworthy. I'm very affectionate and much prefer spending time alone with my partner in a quiet setting rather than crowds of a bar or the theater. That is not to say I don't enjoy a good game of pool/darts or a movie, I'm just not a hugely social creature when it comes to people I don't know. I'm a geek and a gear-head, and I rarely watch television.
I hate religion, politics, and high-order math.
I love my cat(s), and my mom.
Oh, and massages.. Try one, you'll love it.
Hand me a screwdriver and a broken thing, and I will either fix it, or break it even more. 50/50. But it'll be fun!
I have two phases, quiet and observative. and the other, well.. lets just say 'the entertainer'. Just all depends on what mood i'm in. (no, i'm not bi-polar, etc. just strange, lol)
Well, that or "Who's that know-it-all jackass". But I digress.
- Arthur C Clarke, SD Perry, Micheal Stackpole are just a few
authors I follow. Very well developed and detailed characters and the world surrounding them are a pretty good way to get me hooked on a series / author. Bonus points if it's also based on/in the world of a game I might play.
- Aliens, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, Saw, etc etc
"Leviathan" and "The Thing" (John Carpenter's) are personal favorites if you like old / low budget monster movies.
SFX Spectaculars are also a favorite, I know exactly how much work goes into making an 80 foot tall robot, or a slimy/glistening monster look life like.
- Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Agents of Shield, How It's Made, etc.
- 80's to 90's Rock and Alternative, Etc.
- Trance, Dance, and House music on occasion.
I like bland food believe it or not. Nothing too spicy. Heartburn sucks.
- Pizza? Yep, Pastas? Yep, Mushrooms? Pass, I'm allergic.
- I HATE mayo...
I used to play EvE Online and World of Warcraft on and off. Kind of a love/hate thing. Not so much anymore.
As I am partially employed in the gaming industry, I do play quite a few different games. Skyrim, DAO, FO3/NV, etc.
I enjoy various board and card games as well. (Though I'm terrible at most card games)
- My snoopy cat
- The Internet
- Cherry suckers
- Soft Fuzzy Things™
- H2O2 (Rocket-fuel)
Failing that, playing with my cats. The two most adorable, and yet decidedly retarded meows' on the planet.
I value touch and contact pretty highly. If you want to show me you care, give me a hug, hold my hand, give me a kiss. I'm a pretty simple guy.
You're attracted to a 5'10", 235-lb teddy bear with large hands, strong arms, and a soft touch.
If you like being teased sexually til you cry and beg for release.
Bonus points if you enjoy being tickled and squee like a girl.
I put the last part in more as a joke, but if that's your thing, I wouldn't complain.
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