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35 East Moline, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Wants kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*shrugs* I'm a silly monkey. At least that's what I'm told.

If you're looking for the "perfect" man, you won't find him here.

I have been described as kind, generous, trustworthy, and affectionate.
I am a self-taught man. I have what would be considered a twisted sense of humor. I'm a geek and a gear-head. I like to tinker with cars and computers.

I hate religion, politics, and high-order math.
I love my cat(s), and my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a whole lot if I'm being honest. I'm at that point in my life where I'm now looking to just settle down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack-of-all-trades really. I'm not the best at any one thing, but I know enough about enough to be pretty useful to have around.

Oh, and massages.. Try one, you'll love it.

Hand me a screwdriver and a broken thing, and I will either fix it, or break it even more. 50/50. But it'll be fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on who's looking really. Some would say they notice my personality, others my eyes or my beard.

I have two phases; Quiet and Observative, and the other? well.. lets just say 'odd-ball'. It all depends on what mood i'm in. (no, i'm *not* bi-polar. just strange)

Well, that or "Who's that know-it-all jackass". But I digress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Arthur C Clarke, SD Perry, Micheal Stackpole are just a few
authors I follow. Very well developed and detailed characters and the world surrounding them are a pretty good way to get me hooked on a series / author. Bonus points if it's also based on/in the world of a game I might play.

- Aliens, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, Saw, etc etc
"Leviathan" and "The Thing" (John Carpenter's) are personal favorites if you like old / low budget monster movies.
Re: Chic-Flicks. I was once asked why I don't watch these even though "some" of them are enjoyable. Two words; I'm Single.

SFX Spectaculars are also a favorite, I know exactly how much work goes into making an 80 foot tall robot, or a slimy/glistening monster look life like.

TV Series:
- Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Agents of Shield, How It's Made, etc.

- 80's to 90's Rock and Alternative, Etc.
- Trance, Dance, and House music on occasion.

I like bland food believe it or not. Nothing too spicy. Heartburn sucks.
- Pizza? Yep, Pastas? Yep, Mushrooms? Pass, I'm allergic.
- I HATE mayo...

I "used to" play EvE Online. Was kind of a love/hate thing.
Not anymore.

I enjoy various board and card games as well. (Though I'm terrible at them).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Hugs (and Kisses)
- My snoopy cat
- The Internet
- Cherry suckers
- Soft Fuzzy Things
- H2O2 (Rocket-fuel)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking pinky?

Zoink, how to get a cheese powered submarine to the moon?

No you idiot, how to take over the world!

-- on a side note, what is with all these empty profiles lately?!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching videos, or chatting with friends over skype.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have absolutely no shame.
You can say and do pretty much anything, and I won't bat an eye.

I value touch and contact pretty highly. If you want to show me you care, give me a hug, hold my hand, give me a kiss. I'm a pretty simple guy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attracted to a 5'10", 235-lb teddy bear with large hands, strong arms, and a soft touch.

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You're looking for a serious relationship. I don't need anymore dates with women that can't decide if they're actually "over" with their ex's..