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33 M East Moline, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
*shrugs* I'm a silly monkey. At least that's what I'm told.

If you're looking for the "perfect" man, you won't find him here.

I am a self-taught fairly well educated man. I have what would be considered a twisted or intense sense of humor. I was born with a condition known as Hemophilia (my blood doesn't clot properly). Because of this I don't have a "real" job, don't own a house, or drive a fancy car. I'm fine with that.

If you're still reading, good. I am kind, generous, and extremely trustworthy. I'm very affectionate and much prefer spending time alone with my partner in a quiet setting rather than crowds of a bar or the theater. That is not to say I don't enjoy a good game of pool/darts or a movie, I'm just not a hugely social creature when it comes to people I don't know. I'm a geek and a gear-head, and I rarely watch television.

I hate religion, politics, and high-order math.
I love my cat(s), and my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it... What are you doing with yours?
I’m really good at
I'm a jack-of-all-trades really. I'm not the best at any one thing, but I know enough about enough to be pretty useful to have around.

Oh, and massages.. Try one, you'll love it.

Hand me a screwdriver and a broken thing, and I will either fix it, or break it even more. 50/50. But it'll be fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on who's looking really. Some would say they notice my personality, others my eyes or my beard.

I have two phases, quiet and observative. and the other, well.. lets just say 'the entertainer'. Just all depends on what mood i'm in. (no, i'm not bi-polar, etc. just strange, lol)

Well, that or "Who's that know-it-all jackass". But I digress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Arthur C Clarke, SD Perry, Micheal Stackpole are just a few
authors I follow. Very well developed and detailed characters and the world surrounding them are a pretty good way to get me hooked on a series / author. Bonus points if it's also based on/in the world of a game I might play.

- Aliens, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, Saw, etc etc
"Leviathan" and "The Thing" (John Carpenter's) are personal favorites if you like old / low budget monster movies.

SFX Spectaculars are also a favorite, I know exactly how much work goes into making an 80 foot tall robot, or a slimy/glistening monster look life like.

TV Series:
- Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Agents of Shield, How It's Made, etc.

- 80's to 90's Rock and Alternative, Etc.
- Trance, Dance, and House music on occasion.

I like bland food believe it or not. Nothing too spicy. Heartburn sucks.
- Pizza? Yep, Pastas? Yep, Mushrooms? Pass, I'm allergic.

I used to play EvE Online and World of Warcraft on and off. Kind of a love/hate thing. Not so much anymore.
As I am partially employed in the gaming industry, I do play quite a few different games. Skyrim, DAO, FO3/NV, etc.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
Cherry suckers
Soft Fuzzy Things
H2O2 (Rocket-fuel)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I hate the modern dating scene. I think I'm turning into my grandfather, lol.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually *poke*'ing everyone i know to go out and do something.
Failing that, playing with my cats. The two most adorable, and yet decidedly retarded meows' on the planet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have absolutely no shame. You can say and do pretty much anything, and I won't bat an eye.

I value touch and contact pretty highly. If you want to show me you care, give me a hug, hold my hand, give me a kiss. I'm a pretty simple guy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
(the obligatory "you read anything you like", yada yada)


You're attracted to a 5'10", 235-lb teddy bear with large hands, strong arms, and a soft touch.


If you like being teased sexually til you cry and beg for release.
Bonus point if you enjoy being tickled and squee like a girl.

I put the second part in more as a joke, but if that's your thing, I wouldn't complain.