I am one of the few, the Strange, the ones they warned you about, but not. I'm so much else.
I am Strange Dave. I eat awesome-sauce for breakfast, and I am uninhibited (or unhinged) by usual standards. As such, normal people are often either impressed or very scared of, and, or for me. Some people tell me I'm enlightened. Others call me a freak. I just think of myself as exceptionally open-minded, not afraid of death, and occasionally willing to flaunt it for a friendly audience or a friendly check. My only fear is not Living while I'm alive, like my father (deceased) and all the people who spend their days trying to Plan the future or being Upset about the past instead of Loving Every Moment of the present.
Before you start making snap judgments, let me offer you this. In reality, I am a genuine and sincere introvert who sometimes acts the extrovert butterfly but is in truth relatively modest, fairly humble and all too often, shy. This entire profile is a playfully written advertisement for my brain and sense of self, not to be taken too literally. Or is it?
I've been called both a Freak of nature and freak of Nurture ... both are pretty accurate, since I'm a contortionist and a masseur. I love my crazy life, and I love the awesome people who grace it, for however long they do. I was raised in a nice Christian home with a lot of love and affection, and so that is my usual mode of behavior once we get past society's contact taboos and cultural negativity training.
I just -oops- outgrew the Antique Christian morality codes imposed on us and started forging my own path through the Present like some kind of free-loving polyglot. Open hearted, inclusive Not exclusive. My love is as a shield, not a cage.
If you're looking for a normal friend or a normal relationship, look elsewhere. I don't play by the rules you're used to. My Brain works a bit differently. My body bends Very differently. My life Runs differently. I'm not interested in nine-to-five jobs or monogamous relationships. I'm not climbing corporate ladders or laying groundwork for children with everyone I date. I have vastly different views on love, sex, relationships, society and Humanity than you.
I am looking for a chosen family, a modern Tribe, but not a hippie commune. Maybe later.
I don't just think outside the box, I live a dodecahedron.
I am a phenomenal companion-person, and I'm looking for partners. Business partners, performance partners, partners in having fun, making art, and um.. other things ... but if we can't be friends, we can't be lovers. Secrets distort truth and I'm not any good at those games. Side note; lately I've been on a radically open communication kick. Creating safe space to discuss anything, from fears to desires without judgement or scorn, setting boundaries that are comfortable and fun, with the purpose of getting the most out of life... And it's working.
the Dave is...
creative, intelligent and insightful;
warm, friendly and empathic;
dangerous, exciting and fun;
Looking for partners in life, love and trouble.
Notice: Available for massage, first time free. Also down to play with fire, practice yoga, make art, conspire to rule the world with new businesses, or sit around tangling up and watching Netflix. If you're learning to do costume prosthetics, I do love playing dress up.