NEW HOME WANTED...
Need a change of scenery in the New Year. Anyone looking for a new roommate around that time or sooner? I'm a jack-of-all-trades so any kind of place will do...
-With a dance floor I could run yoga classes.
-With an art studio I could run drawing workshops.
-With a metal shop I could do welding / sculpture.
-With a wood shop I could make furniture / stuff.
-With a private room I can do pro massage.
-With a safe yard I can do fire breathing / spinning.
-With a garden area I can do landscaping / propagation.
Any of the above would be nice, as many as possible is cool, tho none are actually required. I'll make do with whatever seems like a good fit, its really more about the people I live with, and finding something affordable / commutable. Could be West side or DTLA, whatever. I'm open. Best fit might be Burners, might not. Know of something? Pass it on! References are appreciated. Please share and repost.
For roommates I'd be happy with burners, techies, nerds, students, party-goers, party-throwers, artists, models, performers, actors, yogis or pretty much anyone who is Living their lives and not sitting on idle. I'm a social chameleon, and unless you suck I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
Rent between $500-800/month would be nice, private room preferred.
House, studio, loft, warehouse, whatever. I'm Open.
... now back to your regularly scheduled profile ...
I am the Dave. I eat awesome-sauce for breakfast, I am uninhibited, and normal people are usually either very impressed or very scared of/for me. Some people call me enlightened. Others call me a freak. I just think I'm exceptionally open-minded, not afraid of death, and occasionally willing to flaunt it. My only fear is not Living while I'm alive, like all the people who spend their lives planning for the future or being upset about the past instead of loving every moment of the present.
Before you start making snap judgments, let me offer you this. In reality I am genuinely nice guy who is relatively modest, fairly humble and all too often, shy. This entire profile is a carefully written advertisement for my brain and sense of self, not to be taken too literally. Or is it?
I've been called both a freak of nature and freak of nurture ... both are pretty accurate. I love my crazy life, and I love the awesome people I keep in it. I was raised in a nice Christian home with a lot of love and affection, and so that is my usual habit of behavior. I just -oops- outgrew the antique Christian morality codes imposed on us and started forging my own path through the present like some kind of free-loving hippie polyglot. Poly-loving, poly-sexual, inclusive Not exclusive.
If you're looking for normal, move along. I don't play by the rules you're used to. My brain works differently. My body bends differently. My life runs differently. I'm not interested in nine-to-five jobs or monogamous relationships. I'm not climbing any corporate ladders or laying groundwork for children. I have vastly different views on love, sex, relationships, society and humanity than you.
I don't just think outside the box, I live a dodecahedron.
I am a phenomenal companion-person, and I'm looking for partners. Business partners, performance partners, partners in having fun, making art, and um.. etc. ... but friends first, and forever.
creative, intelligent and insightful;
warm, friendly and empathic;
dangerous, exciting and fun;
Looking for (multiple) partners in life, love and trouble.