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Coffee addict. Wiseass. Bookworm. Cat owner. Introvert.
Hard to get to know because I make an effort to stay closed off and
withdrawn with most people and I'm fucking atrocious at meeting new
Tend not to renew leases and keep finding excuses to move. I spent
a year in North Dakota that I don't regret but absolutely refuse to
repeat. Very much enjoy a job that lets me change my scenery
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Planning for the future. Paying off my car, considering
going back to school, planning on how and where I'm going to be
doing those things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can be disgustingly persuasive when I want to be.
I enjoy writing.
The absolute best part of any job that I've ever had has always
been the moments where my boss goes "Ok here's the problem. This is
what I need. Make it happen." Problem solving. Exercising my
creativity and resourcefulness. I love it.
And I give REALLY good massages. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I tend to generate either a distinctly positive or negative
reaction with very little middle ground. I suspect it's largely
because I'm not really good at small talk or like...basic
conventions of 'politeness,' especially here in the Midwest.
The whole 'Hi how's it going how are you?' game where neither of us
really gives a shit but we're still supposed to say 'Good, you?' or
'You know, livin' the dream' or something else equally inane is
just tiresome and I tend to brush it off or ignore it entirely.
Makes it easy for me to get dismissed as just another
I mean. I AM an asshole, granted. But still.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The right music can make my whole body ache with the simple joy of
it. Concerts and music festivals are absolutely amazing. There's
nothing quite like the raw energy of thousands of peoples' hearts
beating to the same rhythm, their feet pounding the ground with the
music as you watch every one of them start jumping to the beat. The
first time I went to a music festival I think is also the first
time I really understood why people get so into religion.
Music - almost anything. I'll get on a kick of one song or genre
and listen to it nonstop for a week. Then I'll find something new.
But easily my two favorites are Shinedown and Rise Against. But
I'll swap from top 40 pop to country to coffeehouse acoustic stuff
and everything in between and back at the drop of a hat.
I like to read when I have a book to read. I have a seriously
obsessive personality, so when I find a book or TV show I like I'll
dive into it and burn through it in a few hours or days.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access, coffee and a working car. That's honestly about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex and how it influences decisions and motivations and
Why society is so hung up on sexual monogamy.
My own motivations.
The distribution of power in relationships.
Why I'm so, so bad at things like small talk, making friends, and
generally 'being in public.'
How much I want to cover myself in tattoos as soon as I decide what
to actually get.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had Taylor Swift's 'Blank Space' on repeat for like two days
and I refuse to apologize for it.
You should message me if
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I'm not interested in hate, intolerance, or willful ignorance.
Homophobia, racism and claims that evolution shouldn't be taught in
schools are all major dealbreakers.
Intelligence, rationality and independence, on the other hand, are
all things I find incredibly attractive. I'm looking for a woman
capable of thinking and functioning for herself, not a 'better
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