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Borris_the_bear

29 / M / Straight / Single

San Antonio, Texas

His Details

Last Online
May 23
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Okay), Chinese (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I honestly feel odd trying to answer this, don't know if that says something. I'm short, a bit husky (but working on it), and an antagonist to those who bother me. A fantasy of mine is to have an arch rival whom I could play tricks on and them the same to me. I think it would make life a little more fun knowing there is an actual person out to get me. Also, I'm the oldest from a feminist single mother, so I empathize with feminism. A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a student at utsa who's double majoring in philosophy and english and I've been taking my time with it too. I currently work with specials and hope to work in some sort of social field after I graduate.
I’m really good at
Reading, occasionally writing (when the stars align), listening, talking, playing with dogs, and flying kites.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I may or may not be a terrorist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I know it does't ask for authors but really, how hard is it to have favorites? I love science fiction but I'll read regular fiction books too. I especially love Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk (not gonna lie, I had to google his name for the spelling), Philip K. Dick, Ursula Le Guin, Camus, Sartre, Kafka, John Wong, etc. I do tend to read non-fiction as well, like Jon Ronson, compilations of philosophical pamphlets, and Hunter Thompson (though he blurs the fiction/non-fiction line)
I like most genres of movies and I usually will watch a movie just once. Movies I don't mind watching again: Snatch, Rock'n'Rolla, Goodfellas, various scary movies that deal with SATAN!!!, etc.
My heart beats to many rhythms but I mostly like rock and hip hop. I do have a Jazz fetish too.
I don't have cable but I download hbo shows.
I really like Mediterranean food.
The six things I could never do without
Meh dahgs, laptop, bike, bed, backpack, and the collection of dwindling clothes I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How pointless everything is, but not in a depressing way. When I started realizing every meaning is subjective the world started becoming more comical. I also may be going mad. I say this to fight going mad because one of the characteristics of a mad person is denial of one's madness (or thinking it's everyone else who is mad).
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and spending time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think romantic movies have a lot of creative potential but aren't utilized in hollywood.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're bored, curious, would like to talk to a stranger, or found hidden goods and need someone to find it. I'm no stranger to the law, so I'm down for a little bit of trespassing and hood rat humbuggery.