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Borris_the_bear

30 M San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Okay), Chinese (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is a weird, yet necessary, demand. To answer this requires a self-evaluation I don't think I'm ready to share with others. Just kidding. Like any procrastinator I decided to open up an old account instead of finishing a paper that was due yesterday. I'm super busy being a full-time student and working full-time, plus I bike ride rather than drive, so I'm usually just home for sleep and I'm out and about the rest of my lucid time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a student at utsa double majoring in philosophy and english and I've been taking my time with it too. I currently work with special needs and my goal is to go on to graduate school to study library science. I love books and would rather work in a library.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, occasionally writing (when the stars align), listening, talking, playing with dogs, and flying kites.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard and that I'm short?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I know it does't ask for authors but really, how hard is it to have favorites? I love science fiction but I'll read regular fiction books too. I especially love Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk (not gonna lie, I had to google his name for the spelling), Philip K. Dick, Ursula Le Guin, Camus, Sartre, Kafka, John Wong, etc. I do tend to read non-fiction as well, like Jon Ronson, compilations of philosophical pamphlets, and Hunter Thompson (though he blurs the fiction/non-fiction line)
I like most genres of movies and I usually will watch a movie just once. Movies I don't mind watching again: Snatch, Rock'n'Rolla, Goodfellas, various scary movies that deal with SATAN!!!, etc.
My heart beats to many rhythms but I mostly like rock and hip hop. I do have a Jazz fetish too.
I don't have cable but I download hbo shows.
I really like Mediterranean food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, laptop, bike, bed, backpack, and the collection of dwindling clothes I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pointless everything is, but not in a depressing way. When I started realizing every meaning is subjective the world started becoming more comical. I also may be going mad. I say this to fight going mad because one of the characteristics of a mad person is denial of one's madness (or thinking it's everyone else who is mad).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying and going to bed early to catch up on lost sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm illiterate and I don't really speak all the languages I claim.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bored, curious, would like to talk to a stranger, or found hidden goods and need a partner in crime. I'm no stranger to the law, so I'm down for a little bit of trespassing and hood rat humbuggery.