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43 Malden, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 32–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm basically Cosmo Kramer but a bit shorter and portlier LOL!
Bostonian, born and raised, living in Malden for the next couple of months before I move back to Seattle.
I'm a HUGE Red Sox, Pats, Bruins & Celtics fan, a loyal supporter of Aston Villa of the EPL, Paris St. Germain & Blackpool FC.
I like cheap beer - give me a cheap lager any day over an IPA.
I like my whiskey neat, great Bourbon enjoyed in a divey bar preferably.

"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live". - Charles Bukowski

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there". -
Charles Bukowski

"An army of principles can penetrate where an army of soldiers cannot" - Thomas Paine

"Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting."-
Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Giggity....Giggity !" - Glenn Quagmire

"No man can be an island, but if he tries really hard, he an isthmus!" - Me

"Get me a scotch. I'm starving!" - Tony Stark

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you who gives a damn if she's late ? Nobody !" - Holden Caufield

“The intercom buzzes while you're changing your shirt. You push the Talk button: "Who is it?" "Narcotics squad. We're soliciting donations for children all over the world who have no drugs.”
― Jay McInerney, Bright Lights, Big City
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a 22 year radio professional - On Air & Producing, miss it incredibly and would love to be back in radio so I have been keeping my eyes open for opportunities.

Right now I'm working in the automotive business, and trying to write on a freelance basis as much as possible, as well as serving as a freelance internet marketing consultant.

Oh yeah, and I fancy myself as a novelist like many here, simultaneously working on 3 projects - damn you ADD! :)
Barring that I am just following the words of David Wooderson:
"L-I-V-I-N!..... LIVIN!"

I'm also a featured opinion writer for a liberal blog, if you're interested i'll share some of my work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia - sports, pop culture,history, TV & movies, I'm THE ringer you want on your team.
I'm the KING of parallel parking, there's no spot I can't get a car into!
I'm also a hell of a home chef, BBQ'er and a hell of a dancer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First, that I'm a damn sexy beast!
BIG smile, BIG voice & personality, Blue eyes, my tattoos.
I'm a fun,gregarious, outgoing guy.
My nickname is "Bison", yes I'm a big guy hence the nickname, as well as being physically strong - and yes, I will help you move if you also furnish ice cold beer and pizza LOL!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Movies of mine:
Summer School
LA Confidential -
BTW How cool was Kevin Spacey in that film? Sgt. Jack Vincennes, that guy was a dapper dresser!
Real Genius
LOTR & Hobbit series series
Any James Bond flick except ones starring Pierce Brosnan or Timothy Dalton - LOVED "Skyfall", Daniel Craig is a great James Bond, if you're interested I'll share my thoughts on Daniel Craig as James Bond and why I think he's great for the role.
The Warrirors
Indiana Jones series - except Crystal Skull and what the heck was up with Kate Capshaw in Temple of Doom?
Vision Quest
Making The Grade
Dazed & Confused

Ok, now some authors and books:
LA Confidential - James Ellroy
The "Spenser for hire" novels/mysteries : Robert B. Parker
My Uncle Oswald - Roald Dahl, definitely not for kids but what a departure for the man who wrote such great works as "James &:the giant peach", "Charlie & the chocolate factory" and "Fantastic Mr. Fox" all 3 of which I enjoyed as well.
Lord of the Rings & The Hobbit series
Love is a dog from hell - Bukowski
A Stranger in this world - Kevin Canty
Am I the only one who remembers "Sniglets" and Rich Hall's book : "Unexplained Sniglets of the universe"?
Post Office - Bukowski
See a grown man cry - Henry Rollins
A people's history of the United States - Howard Zinn
Working - Studs Terkel
"The Pigman" and other books written by Paul Zindel - My influence as far as my Young Adult novel projects I'm working on writing.
I also love classics like Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, The man in the Iron Mask, The Three Musketeers, Treasure Island, 20,000 leagues under the sea, just to name a few.
I'm currently reading "Bright lights, Big City" and it's got me sucked in, LOVE it!
LOVE KEXP! I dig the mix of music during the day as well as th genre shows like "Sonic Reducer", & "Shake the shack" - want to go to a rockabilly show at the Tractor and dance with me?

LOVE the 80's sound of "Passion Pit", check'em out here:

I'm a big metal fan - especially what some call "Butt rock" - If you are too you should absolutely write, let's rock out, drink some beer and enjoy some Poison, Cinderella, Warrant, Tesla, Faster Pussycat etc!

I may be late to the party on "Spoon" & "The Cloud Nothings" but I really dig them!

I also enjoy classic alternative, hip hop- especially classic hop hop - The backspin station on Sirius rules! and am a BIG classical music fan too - it's my relaxation and what I like to listen to when I need to focus when writing copy.
In addition I enjoy Jazz & Big Band (Chet Baker, Stan Kenton, Terry Gibbs Dream band and of course Sinatra among MANY others!) and I love old school hip hop.
I'm a big NPR listener, BBC news, I'm a news junkie but also enjoy their entertainment programs - "The Moth Radio Hour", "Wait, Wait don't tell me", "Car Talk " etc.

TV - I like to watch a lot of car shows, some are "how to's" mainly car ones - "Fast N Loud", "Musclecar", "Trucks!", "Horsepower".I dig woodworking shows eventhough I don't have the skills to do much of it, Cooking shows - that I do have the skills for!, HUGE "Seinfeld" fan, "How it's made", CSI - Sometimes I get sucked in to those CSI marathons on USA when they play the shows right after one another "Sherlock" on BBC America, "The League" , I get teased for watching "The old people channel" - which is what my former roommate and good friend Joey would call channels like METV, Antenna TV and the like whre they show TV shows from the 60's & 70's, and being a news junkie I love The Rachel Maddow Show wish Keith would bring "Countdown" back to MSNBC..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. - My family!
2. - Pots & Pans
3. - My Journal
4. - Water
5. - My imagination
6. - Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of our country - i'm politically active, proud lefty.
What I want to do with my life, What my next steps are, What TRULY makes me happy?
Getting my motorcycle permit & license.
learning to swing dance - care to be my partner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually resting as i work on Saturdays .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once flew all the way to Paris to get broken up with, deep down I had a feeling it might happen but still went - does that make me a masochist? ;)
The way I figured it, how often do I get to Paris for two weeks?
I also some VERY interesting dating stories that nobody else can claim and my friends will tell you could ONLY happen to me!
Ask and I'll share some :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun,intelligent, funny,enjoy great conversation, don't take yourself too seriously and want to meet someone new who is unlike anyone you've ever met.
Or you want to dominate at trivia at the local pub, want to hang with an actual "Star dog champion" and I'll leave you with a question to ponder: "Can you rock it like this?"