Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

BothGunsBlazing

30 M Roselle Park, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Always so difficult trying to summerize myself in a few words.

Don't really have any specific expectations in terms of what I'm looking for. I find the less of those, the better.
I like a good conversation. Anyone who I can go back and forth with and not get bored is a huge plus. I'm a pretty big dork, so can't deny that.
Overall, I'm pretty happy with my place in life, but could always improve! (or otherwise)

I have my own place, a car, a job I enjoy and a couch. Well, two couches even. I am not trying to brag, but 2 couches. Uh, yeah. I'd really like a bean bag chair though. I keep telling myself I am going to take the dive, but it just never happens. One day though.. bean bag party.

My apologies in advance for being a selfie factory.
What I’m doing with my life
I work doing medical billing for a children's specialized hospital It's relatively rewarding, but also kind of depressing at the same time, but overall I enjoy it. It's a more uplifting sort of atmosphere than you would imagine.
I’m really good at
I find that I am good at making people laugh and overall happy, I suppose. I try to put a positive spin on any situation, regardless of how dire it may seem.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not really sure, as I don't often just ask people what they first noticed about me upon introduction .. I've been complimented on my eyes before. I feel like everyone says eyes on here.

yeah, we'll go with eyes. I also think since I am overweight, people would likely be all "hey, look that person is not skinny, hm, wonder if they have a face" that is the order of operations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - into the wild, mystic river, 1984, animal farm, a song of fire and ice series, for whom the bell tolls, catch 22, IT, the thin red line, I could actually go on for a while.

movies - shawshank redemption, the princess bride, the goonies, pulp fiction, terminator 1 and 2, aliens, fifth element, die hard, lethal weapon, robocop, airplane, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz etc ..

shows - arrested development, the simpsons, reno 911, breaking bad, the wire, the shield, dexter, parks and recreations, Oz, the sopranos, south park, homicide - life on the streets and finally hoarders. yes. hoarders.

music - loads of metal, punk, hardcore, indie type stuff, some classic rock primarily from the 70s. 80s pop music. etc ..
The six things I could never do without
music, need it, at all times.
internet, sadly. what would I do with myself if I couldn't google "where is the cast of Charles In Charge now" at 4am.
reeses peanut butter eggs. I could probably live without them, but I like peanut butter.
my friends and family. cliche I know, but there it is.
food - obviously, but I love finding and trying new things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If every girl on this site from NYC is actually a Liz Lemon clone. Not because I am coming to that conclusion, it's just what is stated in many profiles.

why people message me just saying "hi" followed by "how u"
really? how am I supposed to work with that?

What recipes I want to try next and if I shall find some one to indulge in said recipes with.
On a typical Friday night I am
not much of a bar or club person. like hanging out with friends, just chilling out, watching movies, playing a game, going to a movie, going out to dinner, finding a band to see, a show to go to. or you know, wasting my entire night on the internet trying to think of something to do 'til the sun comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not like musicals.

Even the crappy ones. Who doesn't love Grease 2? Likely just me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are full of personality and opinions and thoughts and like to share them. funny and articulate are great. Though incoherent is fun sometimes too. That is how I tend to operate.

You don't mind some one who can be a bit introverted at times.

BBW, full figured, curvy a definite plus.

also. are kinky. into the. kinky. so to speak.

also if you are just looking to make a new friend in the area. Much emphasis on this.

An evening of Mario Kart and Mario Party appeals to you. Mario anything really.

You will allow me to shamelessly rant about how much I thought the third Hunger Games book was so very irritating/disappointing.