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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 26, 2014
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Masculine, but entirely bottom, superchubby soft (impotent) bear. I consider myself to be kind, considerate and intelligent. I am tactile, loving and loyal and very fond of cuddles. I enjoy good food and, of course, the odd (big) glass of wine. I am passionate about music but mostly from classical to 1980's. I do drive and can accommodate, but I am not looking for casual hook-ups.
What I’m doing with my life
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Control systems engineer (geek), mainly writing software at home. Listening to music, watching movies, websurfing for scientific articles and astronomy. I'm currently enjoying re-runs of the Sopranos and am an avid LBC listener. Sad huh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting corks out of bottles and lids off of jars.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I am as big as a hippo but have a heart to match.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Wilbur Smith, T.E.Lawrence, sci-fi/horror/drama, nature docs., classical, jazz, swing and ballads, spicy food, seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company
Fresh coriander ... mmm
Good wine (plus corkscrew)
Good music ... really ancient old-fashioned shit
Interesting movies ... not that there are many
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In summer, at the barbecue of course
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
And publicise it on here??!! Yikes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are probably under 35, a top (or not bothered that I can't be), not TOO hairy, perhaps a chubby-chaser who likes the older man. It will go a long way if you are neither muppet nor dime bar. A good friend and partner is what I'm looking for. See?