I've always figured myself to be uninteresting, seeing as I'm quite average when it comes to looks and personality.
As I got older this has bothered me more and more, because being average (or 'normal') is the last thing I want to be.

Now people accuse me of being a hipster and being a hipster is... well, 'hip'. The world just keeps making fun of me, it seems.

Being an idiot.

I can't honestly fill this one out, there's nothing I consider myself 'really' good at. You'll have to figure this one out for yourself.

Oh! How about, I'm really good at being a mystery. That works, right?

I have long hair and sport a pair of mutton chops. Also, I have very dark brown irises, apparently some people think that's odd.

Once I open my mouth, they'll notice the silly and sarcastic sense of humor combined with the impeccable charm of an iguana.

It's hard to pick a favorite anything because it changes from day to day, or at least it will change within the next year or so.

I'm very much into Sci-Fi (series, movies, novels) and Star Trek has always been a source of inspiration for me, as well as the whole Dune universe.
I lose interest easily when a show or book explores only a character and not the world around them. Sci-Fi suits me because mostly focuses on the whole, rather than the one.

Nonetheless, tere's a wide range of films I can enjoy. I prefer comedy and action, mostly avoiding thrillers and horror movies.
Favorites include the Back to the Future trilogy, the Fifth Element, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club and Star Wars: a New Hope.

As for foods, I really like Italian food and sushi. For some reason I really enjoy extreme bitter, sour or sweet foods like lemons, English Marmalade or sour candies.
Even though I really like wasabi and mustard, I have difficulty eating spicy foods that contain curry or sambal.

Music has been steadily becoming a more important part of my life so let's drop that in here as well. My musical taste is often based on nostalgia. I grew up with the Beatles, the Police and Michael Jackson. My music collection consists almost exclusively of classic rock and pop from the 60's, 70's and 80's. There's a rare few 90's bands I like, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I don't easilly get into modern music. I can however enjoy plenty of genres like Ska, Funk, Reggae, Soul and Folk, as well as many forms of classical music.

- Dihydrogen monoxide
- A sense of humor and someone to share it with
- Freedom of speech/religion/opinion
- The internet
- Video- or board games
- The ability to learn

What is the question to the answer to life, the universe and everything...

How I could be spending every wasted moment doing something useful, but never coming up with a good reason to perform said useful action. Then calculating exactly how much time I've wasted creating a profile on a dating site that noone will read.

...doing absolutely nothing in particular. Care to join me?

I'm truly a child of the internet. I'm filled with ridiculous memes and punctured with slivers of 80's pop culture, even though I've only experienced three years of the 80's proper.
This has led me on many adventures, some of which I would never be willing to admit on a website such as this.

I also spend more time watching cartoons intended for youngsters than I do watching movies or live action television series meant for people my age (I presume).

You actually invested time into reading this thrown-together piece of garbage.

Especially if you disagree with the above statement.