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27 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:27pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I am just a fucking goon and I like to do all the things. I talk alot and am pretty genuinely hilarious, or just weird. Real out of it I guess. You wanna go run around, and hoot and holler, and ride all the bikes, and swim in all the rivers, and drink all the whiskey? Me too! I don't like to stop
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Developing the necessary skills to outlast you in the coming zombie apocalypse

oh and chewing bubble gum and kicking ass (john carpenter fans?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
all the shit
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a stupid laugh, which I do a lot -- probably also that I am always smiling but I grew this sweater on my face that kind of covers up my teeth. But if you know what to look for you'll see my one dimple is always visible which means a smile is happening under there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TED TALKS ALL DAY and documentaries. I can teach you so much about ants. And you'll enjoy it.

All the rest I can explain to you over some whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
PINBALLLLL, Movies (especially very bad horror and zombie films), Delicious eats, Music, Whiskey, Mountains (I snowboard), Cycling, Reddit, Ocean sea sauce, Both tasty and cheap beer, Sexual healing, Concrete (skating), friends, whiskey, Netflix, fun conversations, cliff jumping, I just noticed I wrote more than six things but I am ok with it - I also like bourbon a lot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have ADHD so before I could finish thinking about how to respond to this - dolphins
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really into having an array of different types of pillows, I bet all of mine have blood stains somewhere or at some point did - cause I'm reckless and shit
You should message me if
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You want to have ridiculous conversations over a shitty beer and shot of well bourbon... Well thats what I'll be drankin I am sure.

Also if you noticed I have looked at your thing a few times and want a message from me... I look at this to pass the time on my phone for fun and rarely send initial messages on the telephono