My name is Tony. I would classify myself as a dork with a serious athletic streak. I love to play my old Nintendo 64 system. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I love to watch and play sports, even if it's simply going for a short jog. I have very random moods where I'll jump from topic to topic fairly quickly.

I am not sure what I'm looking for on this site. Although I think sex is a lot of fun, I am definitely not the type of guy who is looking for meaningless sex. I am open to making plenty of new friends, and hopefully finding a special someone.

I am working two jobs right now trying to save up some money. I work part-time at the Best Buy in Castleton and full-time as security in a large building downtown. Let's just say I rarely have a day off of work.

Looking for bigger and better opportunities. I am more than willing to work hard for what I want in life.

Making people laugh. I have lowered my inhibitions when it comes to humor a long time ago and continue to show it off. Whether it's a quick one-liner or my ill-fated attempts to dance, I love to laugh.

I do resemble Harry Potter.

I randomly break out into short bursts of dancing.

I look better with a smile on my face.

I randomly quote movies, TV shows, and various other media in daily conversations.

Harry Potter series, Sherlock Holmes, Hunger Games, How Soccer Explains the World;

Casablanca, Chaplin films, Marx Bros, Muppet Treasure Island, Disney (and/or) Pixar movies, Mel Brooks, Down Periscope, Major League;

Psych, Scrubs, NCIS, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Suits, Law & Order: SVU, cartoons with good writing;

Love just about all music except current rap

There's food? I'll take it.

Humor.
Internet.
Friends.
Family.
Hope.
My inner child.

How my future will unfold. Who will come into my life? Where will I go both professionally and geographically? What is the perfect movie snack? What is the best flavor combination of Skittles? Is the designated hitter rule better or worse for baseball?

Working. My typical shift has me working until 11pm on Fridays. Even if I weren't working, I might be watching a movie or sports game at a Buffalo Wild Wings (or comparable establishment).

I like to watch cartoons like Phineas and Ferb, The Fairly Oddparents and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Embarrassing, but true.

You have read this far. I would like to congratulate you for getting to this point.

If you don't mind chatting with a nice, funny, and honest guy, I would love to hear from you.