If you plan on taking the challenge of reading my whole profile, do me a favor and start a timer. It'll all make sense soon enough.
Let the games begin!
For those of you who only read/skim this section I would like to clarify my intentions of using this site. I understand that I come off as a very sexual person, which I am, although I'm NOT looking to fuck anything that moves. I'm completely comfortable with talking about my sexual interests (kinks?), but I would like to point out that my sexuality =/= all of who I am. If you're kink friendly and not a total asshole--chances are we're going to be great friends. The more the merrier, I love a good play session! If I respond to your message, it's because I'm interested in talking... and maybe 89% not getting down your pants. I'm a very friendly person as long as we don't get off on the wrong foot. This does not mean I will automatically jump to the request for nudes, requests for me to star in your fisting porno, become your personal sex slave, or join your creepy college bro-to-bro bonding orgies.
I know that sharing is caring, but you have to give me a break sometimes. I still have other things to try before heading to the big league.
- Side note -
Jealousy is the biggest turn-off I've ever experienced. If you can't handle my lifestyle, don't.
~I'm not into monogamy~
Also, I've recently decided to update the "what I'm looking for" section to include casual sex. This is only for the purposes of receiving creepy messages so I can have a good laugh and possibly post them on Tumblr. I assume most ass bags won't get this far who send these messages with full intent. Here's a shout-out to all of you drunken creeps with grammatical mistakes in every sentence you speak/type: bring on the weird.
loves dirt for diamonds,
stops time, steals lipstick.
Tonight she'll light one hundred cannons..
off one single cigarette.
She's fast- like snapping gun guys,
cold- like cellars bare foot..
and the only poem she knows is the club down the street.
My name isn't pubic information that I give out anymore. Not unless you plan to meet me in person.
I'm very paranoid due to a few people who follow me with a passion wherever I go.
Some may call them stalkers.
I can't really explain who I am to you, since I don't even really know myself all too well, but I hope all of these adjectives and tasks that I enjoy help start an outline. I'm always fluctuating and evolving, so please excuse me if you don't meet "me" right away.
I'm a goddamn misfit, mismatched, but never missed much. Miss right-time-wrong-place with the long face, until our lips touched.
I was born and raised by two "flower children" in Central Florida. I'm your average girl next door, I enjoy rough spankings and long walks on a leash. I drink my coffee at night, and create my best artwork at 3A.M., while listening to music that usually confuses or annoys people. I'm very compulsive and outgoing, although I would mostly identify as an introvert.( just a very compulsive and outgoing one, apparently) I like to live life mainly for experiences.That task can be hard when you have terrible social anxiety sometimes. The only plans that I'm aware of happening are appointments set ahead of time on my calendar. I'm a mother, not a very good one, but a mother none the less. I try and teach my child what it's like to live life, to be a free spirit, to cherish the little things and hold onto that which makes you happy. What makes you, you. I am a hedonist, I am also pansexual.
I have no shame in who I am, so feel free to press me with any questions or comments... I am an open book after all.