Damn... I really hope I don't!
Look, it's just the way I was trained to write in school! ;D
My 88-year-old grandma just told me that I keep getting more handsome the older I get. My grandma is extremely blunt and honest and did -not- say this to my brother. So that was nice.
I'm tallish, average build, though I'm working on achieving "fit" again. I like good food, travel, my family, going out some nights and staying in others, fine Scotch, good beer, and a good book, movie, TV show marathon or video game for those nights I stay in. I really like stories, characters, things that make for a compelling or thought-provoking "narrative".
I'm right on the border between introvert and extrovert. It takes a lot of energy to get to the party/gathering/social event, but once I'm there, I almost always enjoy myself.
I have a wild imagination, which is -usually- a good thing, but not always. I can be too serious and self-critical, but otherwise I'm pretty laid back. I don't appreciate people who think everything in the world is a joke. Most things should be joked about to keep them in perspective, but there are things that ought to be addressed with a serious and concerned attitude as well. Sarcasm has its place, and it's not everywhere.
I'm not a very jealous person, and believe that trust, respect, and loyalty are crucial to a relationship. I guess I don't get jealous because either someone is going to be faithful or they aren't. Jealousy is synonymous with mind games to me, and I don't stick with people who manipulate my emotions for selfish purposes.
I'm pretty geeky with a sense of humor that ranges from sardonic to goofy and/or esoteric to dirty.
I'm not very outdoorsy by inclination, but I enjoy "the great outdoors" when I remember to go enjoy them! Day hiking trips are good. Also, I don't really follow sports, but I do enjoy going to sports games, especially ice hockey (I'm a lifelong L.A. Kings fan, but the Sharks are my local team).