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30 Dudley, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29, 2014
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hiya ladies I am starting to give up on my love life, either I am not their type or they aint my type why is this so hard lol.

I'm a nice, caring, funny, easy going guy who is looking for the secret of happiness anyone got any ideas lol.

I enjoy hanging out with my mates mostly just chilling at mine or having a kick about anything that doesn't cost money is always handy as I barely have any.

I'm unique cos I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, I don't drink hot drinks either so I'm a bit of a weirdo lol but I don't judge anyone who does drink or smoke its up to them but I couldn't be with anyone who does drugs sorry.

I want to get a job and have some money in my pocket I'm sick of being broke all the time, I'm looking into doing a course at home maybe Psychology or Computer Programming I have not decided yet.

I love all kinds of music mostly Rnb and Hip Hop.

Ps Don't let my photos fool you I'm not a miserable person I just cant seem to smile when my photo is being taken.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently trying to get funding to start my own online shop selling all sorts of stuff, long term goal is to open up a shop then build it up from there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, making people laugh and I'm a good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm bald and fat lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Superbad, Scarface, This Is The End, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Easy A, Knocked Up, 21 Jump Street, Bad Boyz 1-2, Die Hard 1-5, Rocky 1-6, Expendables 1-2, Fast & Furious 1-6, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him To The Greek, Bruce Almighty, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Pineapple Express, The Other Guys, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, American Pie 1-7, Fan Boys, Step Brothers, Due Date, Hangover 1-3, Iron Man 1-3, Batman, The Internship, Wedding Crashers, Grown Ups 1-2, Happy Gillmore, Click, Ace Ventura 1-2, Independence Day, Couples Retreat, Four Christmases, Dodgeball, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Mr & Mrs Smith, American History X, Get Smart, Starsky & Hutch, Old School, Zoolander, Marley & Me, Mr.Deeds, Anger Management, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Deuce Bigalow, The Longest Yard, 50 First Dates, Big Daddy, Waterboy, Any Given Sunday, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Airheads, Kick Ass 1-2, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, I Love You Phillip Morris, Liar Liar, Me, Myself & Irene, Man On The Moon, The Truman Show, The Cable Guy, Dumb & Dumber, School Of Rock, Tropic Thunder,Due Date,Role Models,Here Comes The Boom, Warrior Along Came Polly, Everything Must Go, Friday, The Campaign, Blades Of Glory, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Virginity Hit, Pain & Gain, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Run Fatboy Run, Snitch, Faster, The Game Plan, Gridiron Gang, Walking Tall, The Rundown.The A-Team, Man Apart,Ted,

TV Shows

Family Guy, Sons Of Anarchy, The Big Bang Theory, The Inbetweeners, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Revolution, The Following, The Blacklist, The Americans, Eastbound & Down, The IT Crowd, Eastenders, Coronation Street, Hollyoaks, Home & Away, Neighbours, Match Of The Day, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC, Wrestling, Football, How I Met Your Mother, Person Of Interest, The Simpsons, The A-Team, Friends, Two & Half Men, Anger Management, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Glee, Boy Meets World, Scrubs, New Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Top Gear, 24, Dallas, Lost, Duck Dynasty, Desperate Housewives, The 70's Show, Frasier, Boss, Shameless, Skins, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, My Wife & Kids, Everyone Loves Raymond, CSI Miami, The Bill, Nip/Tuck, Wentworth, Rules Of Engagement, The L Word, The X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Mrs Brown's Boys, The Cleveland Show, Kenan & Kel, Saved By The Bell, Luther, Happy Endings, Episodes, The Hills, My Name Is Earl, Big Brother, Secret Diary Of A Call Girl, Dads, Law & Order UK, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Would I Lie To You, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Spooks, Franklin & Bash,


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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop, TV, Phone, Microwave, Virgin Media Box, Modem.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How bad my life is and how much I want it to change.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at my local with my mates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My life in general.
You should message me if
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You want a good listener, who is caring, funny and easy going.