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BoysKeepSwinging

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not as funny, interesting or purposely vague as any of you, keep reading to be disappointed.

I randomly met Dick Durbin. I probably looked like I was about to pee myself in excitement, apparently I think Senators are rock stars.

Since we're already here, fuck it. Some of us spend all this time taking that picture at the right angle to take off that extra 10 lbs, finding the correct lighting to fully exentuate the feminine side of your face or figuring out just the right filter on Instagram to make yourself look .001% more fuckable.
I get it. There's a potential problem: you can't hide these things after walking out your front door. Someone's going to take you for who you are, so let it be. I'll start:

Hairy, bearded, charming chubster of a man seeks intelligent women who don't fear lenghthy conversation and morbid humor/curiosity.

Shameless self-promotion: I just moved to Chicago from the 'burbs. I like coffee, conversation, political banter and bowties; haircuts in kitchens, geeking out about film and tv shows, and new adventures. I'm not very good at describing my life and aspirations in a text box, but I'm really into getting to know people who have something to say, and have a passion to share.
What I’m doing with my life
I live coffee, everything else is just details( that used to be a t-shirt in the 90s, right?)
I’m really good at
Breathing. Carrying a conversation. Geeking out about the things I love. Facial hair. Listening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies(Directors/Writers): Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. P. T. Anderson. Darren Aronofsky. David Lynch. Michael Haneke. Charlie Kaufman. Holy Mountain. Sante Sangre. Garden State. Happiness. The Dark Knight Trilogy. Star Wars. LOTR. Metropolis. Blue Valentine. (I could spend all day on this section alone, you get it, I like movies.)

TV: The Daily Show. Colbert Report. Mad Men. Breaking Bad. Community. Parks and Rec. The Wire.

Music: David Bowie. Circa Survive. Frank Sinatra. Alkaline Trio. Bon Iver. Explosions in the Sky. HIM. Maps and Atlases. Local Natives. This Town Needs Guns. Bobby Darin. The Receiving End of Sirens. Bad Books. Unearth. Atreyu. Spineshank. Machine Head. AFI. Judas Priest. Lydia. Andy Zipf.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Conversation
Friends
Coffee
My grandmother
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Electoral College.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading Politico and listening to stand-up comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like cheese. Deal Breaker? Knew it.

I probably have more clothes and better hair than at least 55% of you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can hold a conversation.

You're open and up for new things.