Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not as funny, interesting or purposely vague as any of you,
keep reading to be disappointed.
I randomly met Dick Durbin. I probably looked like I was about to
pee myself in excitement, apparently I think Senators are rock
Since we're already here, fuck it. Some of us spend all this time
taking that picture at the right angle to take off that extra 10
lbs, finding the correct lighting to fully exentuate the feminine
side of your face or figuring out just the right filter on
Instagram to make yourself look .001% more fuckable.
I get it. There's a potential problem: you can't hide these things
after walking out your front door. Someone's going to take you for
who you are, so let it be. I'll start:
Hairy, bearded, charming chubster of a man seeks intelligent women
who don't fear lenghthy conversation and morbid
Shameless self-promotion: I just moved to Chicago from the 'burbs.
I like coffee, conversation, political banter and bowties; haircuts
in kitchens, geeking out about film and tv shows, and new
adventures. I'm not very good at describing my life and aspirations
in a text box, but I'm really into getting to know people who have
something to say, and have a passion to share.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live coffee, everything else is just details( that used to be a
t-shirt in the 90s, right?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing. Carrying a conversation. Geeking out about the things I
love. Facial hair. Listening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies(Directors/Writers): Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
P. T. Anderson. Darren Aronofsky. David Lynch. Michael Haneke.
Charlie Kaufman. Holy Mountain. Sante Sangre. Garden State.
Happiness. The Dark Knight Trilogy. Star Wars. LOTR. Metropolis.
Blue Valentine. (I could spend all day on this section alone, you
get it, I like movies.)
TV: The Daily Show. Colbert Report. Mad Men. Breaking Bad.
Community. Parks and Rec. The Wire.
Music: David Bowie. Circa Survive. Frank Sinatra. Alkaline Trio.
Bon Iver. Explosions in the Sky. HIM. Maps and Atlases. Local
Natives. This Town Needs Guns. Bobby Darin. The Receiving End of
Sirens. Bad Books. Unearth. Atreyu. Spineshank. Machine Head. AFI.
Judas Priest. Lydia. Andy Zipf.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading Politico and listening to stand-up comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like cheese. Deal Breaker? Knew it.
I probably have more clothes and better hair than at least 55% of
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can hold a conversation.
You're open and up for new things.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.