Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I'm one-fourth German, one-fourth Hungarian, and half Filipino.
(It's a fun mix.) I'm an ENFP
. I'm a dripping colostomy bag full of
awkwardness. I tend to like people.
I'm determinedly brilliant, but lazy. I like adverbs. I proudly
adhere to the Church of the
Flying Spaghetti Monster
. I'm a female redditor
. I'm completely awful at
but love to play them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently teaching myself how to unicycle
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart, in any and all of its incarnations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- The 13 1/2 Lives of
, Kite Runner
, Book Thief
, the Hitchhiker's Guide
series, Slaughterhouse Five
- Star Wars
, Woody Allen
, Fight Club
, Princess Bride
, Forrest Gump
, Back to the Future
- Breaking Bad
, The Office
, An Idiot Abroad
, No Reservations
, Daily Show
, Sigur Ros
, Last Dinosaurs
, Sex Pistols
, Fleet Foxes
, Pink Floyd
, Sufjan Stevens
- Balut, bull testicles, and everything in
- Nikola Tesla, Carl Sagan, Salvador
Dalí, David Bowie
- IAMA, offbeat, 2X, sexxit,
askscience, listentothis, frisson, wheredidthesodago, mildly
interesting, shittyadvice, TED
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nerf gun fighting, brownie baking, spontaneously combusting,
drunken trampolining, skinny dipping...around here, we call that a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a gag reflex. That's not really private, though.
What's private is how I managed to find that out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're willing to discuss Faustian literature one moment, and crack
fart jokes the next.
You giggled while reading Catullus 16.
You have a sense of adventure and aren't afraid to go deep sea
diving and bungee jumping with me - or, more commonly, trying the
wasabi ice cream at the sushi place downtown.
Who are you looking for?
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