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Braaaaaaaaaains

27 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, Indian
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm like the song "Careless Whisper" by George Michael mixed with the song "Stay With Me" by Peter Cetera.
What I’m doing with my life
Apparently, I'm wasting time making up ridiculous analogies of myself to fictional characters and classic actors. But I am also doing quite well in college as an English major. That might not be apparent from what I'm saying, but I'm no Hemingway. No bells for me, alas.
I’m really good at
Movies, writing, writing while movies, reading about movies that involve writing, food that is eaten during movies between writing after having read about involvement, comedy writing where I read how I involved movies in a daring heist of the time of whoever read this.
The first things people usually notice about me
Possibly my intimidating stature, but don't worry, I am easily dropped with a sock full of quarters. But please, only quarters. I'm not a fan of nickels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Lolita, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...though mostly I read subtitles on foreign-language movies which look like books if you squint.

Movies - Rather than rattle off my saber of sharply esoteric film choices, I'll just tell you the directors I enjoy: Tarkovsky, Kaurismaki, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Kiarostami, Nolan, Tarantino, Jodorowsky, Cronenberg, and sometimes (why not?) Hitchcock.

Shows - I've watched The Simpsons far longer than I should have and still do. Been down The Wire while I was Breaking Bad with Sherlock, but now I'm with Yuru Yuri and Kotoura-san as we look to see if mentioning Kodomo no Jikan raises some red flags for people. And of course, anything by PFFR and/or Tim and Eric. Adult Swim, hey man whatever, I'm easy.

Music - I don't listen to music nor do I breathe air. But if I did, I'd listen to Mastodon, Blind Guardian, King Diamond, Flight of the Conchords, Dethklok, and oxygen.

Food - I prefer stuffing myself with popcorn, but if you don't have any, I'll stuff myself with prime rib, french fries, bacon, apples, dumplings, or sweeeeeeet back-tack. As long as I regret it later.
The six things I could never do without
My ability to write, my ability to laugh, others' ability to acknowledge my right to live, my skill in not inducing murder in others, and my living conditions.

And I guess I need another one, so...glasses?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a robot, a witch, a vampire, a ghost, an alien, a monster, an angel, and a zombie. Don't worry, I know them, we're all buds.

I also wonder how jerks on here get dates. If I knew their secrets, I could get the chance to be rejected in person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lying on my back in the dark getting it hot and heavy from my TV. That thing is insatiable, and if I don't watch it, it gets really dark and quiet. I think it might be upset, but it won't speak to me.

Maybe it's just me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't initially pay attention to "Brief Encounter", and I still feel so guilty about it. Please forgive me, David Lean and Noel Coward, I made it through "This Happy Breed!"

Had something revealing about myself here, but that's probably one of many reasons I have gotten only hundreds of replies instead of thousands. Honesty isn't the best policy when attracting people.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you hate pants. It's not a sexual thing, but sometimes pants can't be trusted with our butt secrets.

Plus, if you want to watch some 10-hour movies together. Those hundreds of minutes just fly by!

Plus plus, if you can guess which Simpsons character with whom I share a name.