Add all that up and more, and you get a kind, kooky, and kalm man who sees both sides of the coin and tells it to flip off, because the intergalactic diner doesn't take pocket change.
I don't have much faith in people, but I do have faith in sunglasses perched low on the nose's bridge.
Meanwhile, I'm looking for a career right out of college as an English major with a minor in film. Go ahead, ask me a word, and I'll give you one in response, or just ask me about movies (which I call frogurt). I also write a film blog at a moderate temperature, though not so much as of late.
Edit: I am now a fan of nickels but not nickelodeons. Cartoonnetworks are all right, though.
Movies - Rather than rattle off my saber of sharply esoteric film choices, I'll just tell you the directors I enjoy: Tarkovsky, Kaurismaki, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Fassbinder, Kiarostami, Nolan, Tarantino, Jodorowsky, Cronenberg, Ozu, Hou, Wong, Truffaut, Malick, Bay, Welles, Bresson, and sometimes (why not?) Hitchcock.
Shows - I've watched The Simpsons far longer than I should have and still do. Been down The Wire while I was Breaking Bad with Sherlock. And of course, anything by PFFR and/or Tim and Eric. Anime in general has my vote this November with a life-long devotion to Yuru Yuri.
Music - I enjoy songs about dragons, vikings, warring with demons and gods, groin-grabbingly transcendent love, forbidden love, dancing and having a good time with friends, face-smashing, skull-bashing, and achieving your dreams in relation to hearts or tigers.
Food - I prefer stuffing myself with popcorn, but I understand that other food can be good as well. Halal makes me holler, and fried chicken gets my ticker stickin'. I love all world food equally, because it's the current year.
And I guess I need another one, so...glasses?
That's a euphemism.
I also appeared in the Onion, sports section to be specific. So you know I'm fakely athletic.
You like planned events and on-the-fly box socials. Or unplanned excursions to Nowhere.
Or if you're just a nice person with no part of your brain protruding from your skull. Ironic, I know.