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27 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Black, Indian
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I've been told that I look like Danger Mouse (the rapper), Neil DeGrasse Tyson (the science guy), and some guy's friend's brother (an astronaut cowboy).

I've watched the whole Criterion Collection. Eclipse, Hulu exclusives, iTunes exclusives, get the idea. I even went through the laserdiscs, because I'm popular and have friends.

I have a sense of humor that ranges from family-friendly to pitch-black where only the skeletons of the damned chuckle to fill the dearth of mirth.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently, I'm wasting time making up ridiculous analogies of myself to fictional characters and classic actors. But I am also doing quite well in college as an English major. That might not be apparent from what I'm saying, but I'm no Hemingway. No bells for me, alas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movies, writing, writing while movies, reading about movies that involve writing, food that is eaten during movies between writing after having read about involvement, comedy writing where I read how I involved movies in a daring heist of the time of whoever read this.

Seriously, furiously, curiously, I watch five movies a day. I watched about 800 films last year, rough estimate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Possibly my intimidating stature, but don't worry, I am easily dropped with a sock full of quarters. But please, only quarters. I'm not a fan of nickels.

I also have a strong, deep voice that doesn't do shit for me here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Lolita, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...though mostly I read subtitles on foreign-language movies which look like books if you squint.

Movies - Rather than rattle off my saber of sharply esoteric film choices, I'll just tell you the directors I enjoy: Tarkovsky, Kaurismaki, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Kiarostami, Nolan, Tarantino, Jodorowsky, Cronenberg, and sometimes (why not?) Hitchcock.

Shows - I've watched The Simpsons far longer than I should have and still do. Been down The Wire while I was Breaking Bad with Sherlock, but now I'm with Yuru Yuri and Kotoura-san as we look to see if mentioning Kodomo no Jikan raises some red flags for people. And of course, anything by PFFR and/or Tim and Eric. Adult Swim, hey man whatever, I'm easy.

Music - I don't listen to music nor do I breathe air. But if I did, I'd listen to Mastodon, Blind Guardian, King Diamond, Flight of the Conchords, Dethklok, and oxygen.

Food - I prefer stuffing myself with popcorn, but if you don't have any, I'll stuff myself with prime rib, french fries, bacon, apples, dumplings, or sweeeeeeet back-tack. As long as I regret it later.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ability to write, my ability to laugh, others' ability to acknowledge my right to live, my skill in not inducing murder in others, and my living conditions.

And I guess I need another one, so...glasses?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a robot, a witch, a vampire, a ghost, an alien, a monster, an angel, and a zombie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lying on my back in the dark getting it hot and heavy from my TV. That thing is insatiable, and if I don't watch it, it gets really dark and quiet. I think it might be upset, but it won't speak to me.

Maybe it's just me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a crush on Venus Xtravaganza. Tragedy what happened to her.
You should message me if
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you view my profile. You have to take responsibility, onii-chan/onee-chan.

Plus, if you want to watch some 10-hour movies together. Those hundreds of minutes just fly by!

Better yet, let's just wander around outside in matching Letterman jackets. Or Fallon ones, whichever.

Plus plus, if you can guess which Simpsons character with whom I share a name.