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27 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Black, Indian
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born in Detroit, city of dreams, raised in Columbus and Chapel Hill, the sister cities of gold and silver. Now in New York, city of brusque nods.

I've been told that I look like Danger Mouse (the rapper), Neil DeGrasse Tyson (the science guy), and some guy's friend's brother (an astronaut cowboy).

Thoughtful, compassionate, smart, sweet...these are adjectives.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was going to turn this profile into a choose-your-own-adventure, but that saga deserves its own profile.

Meanwhile, I'm doing quite well in college as an English major and an honorary Film major. Go ahead, ask me a word, and I'll give you one in response, or just ask me about movies (which I call frogurt).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movies, writing, writing while movies, reading about movies that involve writing, riding movies about reading, and being a friend to all children and animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Possibly my intimidating stature, but don't worry, I am easily dropped with a sock full of quarters. But please, only quarters. I'm not a fan of nickels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Lolita, The Thin Red Line, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...though mostly I read subtitles on foreign-language movies which look like books if you squint.

Movies - Rather than rattle off my saber of sharply esoteric film choices, I'll just tell you the directors I enjoy: Tarkovsky, Kaurismaki, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Fassbinder, Kiarostami, Nolan, Tarantino, Jodorowsky, Cronenberg, Ozu, Hou, Wong, Truffaut, Welles, Bresson, and sometimes (why not?) Hitchcock.

Shows - I've watched The Simpsons far longer than I should have and still do. Been down The Wire while I was Breaking Bad with Sherlock. And of course, anything by PFFR and/or Tim and Eric. Anime in general has my vote this November with a life-long devotion to Yuru Yuri.

Music - I listen to Mastodon, Blind Guardian, King Diamond, Flight of the Conchords, Dethklok, ELO, Meat Loaf, and Brak from The Brak Show. Music isn't my strong suit nor my iron armor.

Food - I prefer stuffing myself with popcorn, but I understand that other food can be good as well. Halal makes me holler, and fried chicken gets my ticker stickin'. I love all world food equally, because it's the current year.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ability to write, my ability to laugh, others' ability to acknowledge my right to live, my skill in not inducing murder in others, and my living conditions.

And I guess I need another one, so...glasses?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a robot, a witch, a vampire, a ghost, an alien, a monster, an angel, and a zombie. Two lesbians ten years apart and an ageless love. Mutant police in the future. Death and her boyfriend. My characters, basically.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the IFC Center round about midnight seeing a movie for free or making lasagna for three: I, myself, and me. That's a lie, I'm a pasta guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a crush on Venus Xtravaganza. Tragedy what happened to her.

I also appeared in the Onion, sports section to be specific. So you know I'm fakely athletic.
You should message me if
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you want to see a lot of movies and discuss them in-depth. I like to think that I'm a good conversationalist on that topic, and experience has borne that assumption out.

Or if you're just a nice person with no part of your brain protruding from your skull.