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33 M Seattle, WA

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  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"I will go anywhere and do anything just to avoid standing still."
-Henry Rollins

Eleven things about me:

1. I'm a fucking ball of energy. I never get tired. Or if I do, it will be long after you do.
2. Seventy-five percent of the time in order to have fun, I do not actually have to spend ungodly amounts of money. In other words, I believe in free fun.
3. I don't believe in fashion. I wear what's comfortable. No tight pants. I'd like to have my genitals not smashed up against my thighs, please.
4. I still think internet memes from 8 years ago are funny. God bless the Rickroll! (We've known each other for so long. You know the game and we're gonna LOSE it).
5. Never finished college. But I make up for the lack of degree for degrees... of wittiness. Or something less clever.
6. I will go out of my way to mercilessly annoy the shit out of hipsters or any other stupid cliche group of people that need to be punched in the face (because I don't believe in inflicting pain upon people, but I will jab at their sides as much as possible).
8. I tell dad-jokes all the goddamn time. If you match the amount of dad-jokes with other dad-jokes I haven't heard, the chances of us sleeping together will probably rise upwards.
9. Using Venn Diagrams as a way to explain something is very acceptable.
10. Since early June, I have quit smoking. Minor differences make everything that much more interesting. Apparently I can smell what people smell like after they have a cigarette now.
11. What the hell am I doing on this website?
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a pedicab driver downtown, and have been for the last four years or so. It's a fun job, but I don't see myself doing this forever. I have a goal that by the time I'm 35, I'll probably start earning certifications so I can learn things like C++ or script codes. I'm pretty fascinated by computers too. Another thing I've considered recently is voice announcing. I've got a VERY deep loud voice that carries.

Growing my hair long right now. I did this about 3 years ago, got it to my shoulders, then had some weird split decision to chop it all off. Working on it again, gonna try to see how long I can get it this time...

Real life stuff? Mostly just trying to get my shit together, that's all...

One of my favorite passions is music. I listen to it, I play it, I decipher it, and I'll talk about it for hours. I grew up mostly listening to metal, but over the years branched out. I've seen quite a few metal bands live, ranging from Slayer, Opeth, Meshuggah, Born of Osiris, Periphery, Into Eternity, Scale the Summit, Cannibal Corpse, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Nevermore, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Morbid Angel, Krisiun, Septic Flesh, Children of Bodom, Sonata Arctica, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Fear Factory, Lamb of God, Devildriver, GWAR, KMFDM, Rob Zombie, In Flames, Soilwork, Arch Enemy, Hate Eternal, Soulfly and a couple others... Some of those bands, I've seen several times too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The digeridoo (for an American)
Finding cheap fun stuff to do around Seattle
Exploring things
Creating things
Destroying things
Eating things
Putting things on top of other things
Massages.... I am strong like bull!

More seriously, admitting when I'm wrong. I receive constructive criticism better than others.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know... what do YOU notice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bill Watterson, Hunter S. Thomson

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Hot Tub Time Machine, Adaptation, Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Black Dynamite

Music: Rush, Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Nine Inch Nails, Kraftwerk anything else ranging from folk, progressive, industrial, metal, or whatever seems eclectic.
I pretty much listen to a lot of stuff. Almost everything except for EDM. Because EDM is worse than Hitler.

Shows: Venture Brothers, Star Trek TNG, Doctor Who, Simpsons, The IT Crowd, Stargate SG-1, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Foods: Mongolian BBQ. Best idea for a restaurant ever invented.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the internets
french press coffee
bottle opener
guitar amplifier
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many of you actually got this far reading my profile...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a perfect world: spending good times with friends, having a blast, life is good!

Realistically: Working. Goddamnit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not much of a drinker. I've never blacked out or browned out in the career span of drinking. I guess I'm not really ever in a hurry to get drunk. Also, it doesn't entertain me that I could possibly forget events during the night that I needed to remember. And don't get me wrong, I do enjoy a drink every once in a while, but I'll cut myself off before I get too crazy (especially when I'm driving). I'm talking about probably one or two drinks. Then a period of time before I get out on the road.

Also, I have not dated any two girls with the same name in my dating career.
You should message me if
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I guess my prerequisites are solid but easy to fall under if your brain capacity allows it... I mostly want someone who is good at improvising stuff. People who lack creativity are mostly boring anyways. I like women who think outside the box. Also doesn't hurt if you have really lo knob g hair too lol. (It's my kryptonite)