Probably a huge nerd (if the pictures didn't already give it away... you should probably check them out before you read all this, they explain more than the following words I've entered into these "boxes" ever will) and I have a very non-politically-correct sense of humor. I love any kind of joke, whether it be clean, dirty, lame, or full of puns. I tend to be a bit on the laid back side, but I also like to keep about productivity. You will always find me out and about trying new things, going places, enjoying what I have in life. I am also a very optimistic person.

I enjoy my job right now driving a pedicab around Seattle. I work usually 30-45 hours a week (depending on the weather or what events are coming up). I really love what I do, and it's kept me from getting a "real" job for the last three and a half years.

I also play guitar, and would at some point be interested in jamming out with a band soon.

I'm not much of a club-goer. I can't fancy the thought of yelling my drink order over loud music. I'm not too much of a drinking type of person. A beer or two is fine, but I never go overboard. I haven't ever blacked out in my life and I am quite proud of this achievement.

The digeridoo (for an American)
Scrabble
Trolling
Four Leaf Clover searching
Entertaining the shit outta people

Most girls will want to play with my hair. I am currently growing it long again, and it's kinda shaggy right now, but super fuckin' soft.

I am always the go-to guy when something is too high out of reach.

People ask me "How the fuck do you know that???" all the time. Honestly, I don't know, I just do.

Books: Jon Irving, Hunter S. Thomson

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Hot Tub Time Machine, Adaptation

Music: Devin Townsend, Opeth, Amon Amarth, Animals as Leaders, anything metal, folk, jazz or progressive. All too recently getting into Volbeat.

Shows: Venture Brothers, Star Trek TNG, Doctor Who, Simpsons, The IT Crowd, Stargate SG-1

Food: I HAS LOVE TO FOOD.

guitar
the internets
french press coffee
bottle opener
guitar amplifier
sanity

Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel. Tell me the true nature of my reality!

Working. If it's later in the night, I'm probably at the 5-Point Cafe, eating biscuits and gravy after a long days worth of work. If I'm not working for any particular reason, I'm probably at home, browsing Reddit. I swear to god, that website sucked me in like the black hole it is. Oh, and I just got my first Reddit gold the other day. I can post with impunity!!!

There's *always* money in the banana stand!

Can you play the guitar as well? Not a prerequisite, but one of these days, I'd physically love to see a girl outclass me in guitar (not that it's hard, I'm not *that* great of a guitarist).

I'm starting to not really be into the single mothers thing... Nothing against you guys, I respect a mother who raises a kid all by herself, but the problem is that they never really have time outside of that, and scheduling a date always seems a hassle. Whenever I've dated a single mother, I feel like there's a lot of hoops to jump through just to end up going out on the town to do something. I'm mostly just not into the challenge, I guess. I mostly just don't know the first thing about raising children, so when it comes to kids, I'm clueless (the only thing I'll probably ever be good at when I have my own is that I'll be a great trolldad. If you have no idea what that is, look it up).