Obligatory "oh man, I hate self-summaries, I'm so bad at these!!" followed by the obvious, "I'm really funny, smart, and devilishly good-looking *wink*" but seriously, I am. Anyways, I grew up in the west burbs of Chicago, went to school in Indianapolis, and now I'm living on the north side near Albany Park. I studied theatre with a minor in digital media production so now I'm broke, working in retail while I do a little acting on the side. If you're easily offended or unwilling to go outside of your comfort zone, we might not be good friends (I don't consider myself especially offensive, but I generally believe everything is in-bounds for humor and am easily irritated by closed-mindedness) but aside from that, I'm pretty accepting of people so shoot me a message and let's be friends!

Just got a new job doing customer service for a company that sells medical equipment.

Also, I recently lost about 30 lbs and still going so... there's that.

Smoke rings. I smoke hookah like a boss.

Gingervitis. (by which I mean red hair and freckles, not gum disease)

Woof, alright folks, here we go. (this list is not all-inclusive and may be updated on an ongoing basis)

Books/Plays: A Clockwork Orange, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Breakfast of Champions, The Pillowman.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, Clerks, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Everything is Illuminated, Good Will Hunting.

TV: Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Breaking Bad, HIMYM, The Office, South Park, Family Guy, Walking Dead, Dexter, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, Tosh.0, Key and Peele, Comedy Bang Bang, Adventure Time, Mission Hill, Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Community, Arrested Development, Firefly, The Daily Show, and I hate to admit it, but I watch Glee so that I can yell at the TV while I do.

Music: Sublime, Bob Marley, Reel Big Fish, Ben Folds, Cake, Raconteurs, Flaming Lips, Talking Heads, Phish, Grateful Dead, RHCP, Sugar Ray and basically any 90s Alternative, Mumford and Sons, The Decemberists, OK Go, MC Chris, MC Frontalot, Streetlight Manifesto, Elton John, Ozzy Osbourne, CKY, Louis Prima, Michael Buble, Jamie Cullum, Frank Sinatra, Showtunes, Weezer, Fratellis, Gogol Bordello, Pixies.

Food: I like food.

Family, friends, theatre, music, internet, and... water?

People; what they're thinking, what causes dysfunction between them, how they're feeling and what makes them feel how they feel. I know, I'm very articulate (sarcasm (clearly I enjoy parentheses)).

Hanging with friends, smoking hookah, or just watching movies/TV/Playing games with my roommates.

This one time, at band camp...

You're interested. I recommend you message me instead of waiting for me to message you. I've gotten really tired of writing nice, thought-out messages just to never get a response, so just message me and I promise I'll respond ;-)