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36 M Hove, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 16
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Once there lived a fun-loving guy who loved to have fun. He liked many of the things that other people like. He listened to all kinds of music and watched all kinds of movies. He worked in a job that paid him money which could be exchanged for goods and services such as food and shelter and recreational activities. He had many many lovely friends that meant the world to him and he loved his family dearly. He was generally an all-round good guy with great qualities and normal human failings. In his life he'd endured peaks and troughs that forged in him a depth of character less common in this world than one would like. He also had a rather odd habit of referring to himself in the third-person, past-tense. Which is peculiar because he normally hates it when people do that.

Seriously though. I'm different to all the idiots that message you on here but let's be honest, how will you ever know from a profile? We can have a conversation, that might help, but textual meaning is so often misconstrued, does it really work? I will not give you my Facebook details until I've met you in person, for exactly the same reason. I've had stalkers before and it just didn't work out I'm afraid. I appreciate that females need to protect themselves but where's this famous 'Women's intuition' I've heard so much about? Step up ladies, reach out. Being passive means you're only going to end up with the best of the worst or the most convincing bullshitter. Best of luck x
What I’m doing with my life
More than some, less than I'd like
I’m really good at
Many things. I'm also rubbish at many others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Hi Fidelity, Shining, One Flew Over, just about to read Game of Thrones.
Movies: Meewyuns! Comedy, action, horror, just plain old rubbish
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Parks & rec, Community, Spaced, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Dexter.
Music: Rock, funk, Soul + anything else that's good
Food: Thai, Mexican, Italian, my Nan's recipe's
The six things I could never do without
Tuesday to Sunday (f**k Monday)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either a little bit drunk, or drunk a little bit. (What? It's been a long week!)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know a good thing when you see it (and you're not a time wasting fool)