Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Very outdated ditty I wrote to put here:
Hey, my name is Bradley.
I guess I'm pretty fond of life.
I'm a pacifist and a chameleon.
I like to think i'm good at everything.
And yes, this list is organized by length.
I'm VERY bisexual. (whatever that means)
I go crazy for Jazz and Irony. And nerding out.
I grew up as a devout Mormon, but I am an atheist.
I accumulate music at warp 9 and Levi's 511 jeans almost as
I'm an odd sort of optimist. i.e. "Whenever you're feeling
stressed about work, just remember you're going to die."
...that sort of thing.
"Hey, Could we do that again? I know we haven't met, but I
don't want to be an ant. You know? I mean, it's like we go through
life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continuously on
ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go.
Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All
communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an
efficient, polite manner. Here's your change. Paper or plastic?'
Credit or debit? You want ketchup with that? I don't want a straw.
I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me.
I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be ant, you
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from UC Riverside with a degree in English. I
almost studied Music (I play Jazz piano and I sing) but I figure I
can do these without a degree - yes, I will play your piano if you
I'd rather not talk heavily about religion, politics, or my family.
Touchy subjects. Nutshell version: I grew up in Agoura Hills CA,
and have moved around at least every year since graduating high
school: Northern Cali, Hawaii, Utah, Encino CA, Riverside, Agoura
again. I'm completely on my own and I've worked a number of
different jobs, up to three concurrently. Forgive me if I have a
hard time sitting still. =P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fucking interesting.
Like everyone else.
People are either chaos muppets or order muppets: Order muppets
include Bert, Scooter, Sam the Eagle, Kermit the Frog - I am most
certainly an order muppet.
Chaos muppets, on the other hand, include Cookie Monster, Miss
Piggy, Ernie, Grover, Gonzo. If you are a chaos muppet, I have been
waiting to meet you. <3
Myers-Briggs type: INTP
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sex Drugs and Cocoa
, The Fountainhead
Rand is crazy), A Clockwork Orange
of the film, Oryx and Crake
, Zone One
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
, Life of Pi
, Tortilla Curtain
, and the
classics we read in school: The Great Gatsby
, anything written by Edgar Allen Poe
, (dare I mention
)... etc. etc. I really like to read.
Movies: Waking Life
, The Garden State
, Hard Candy
, Requiem for a
, A Clockwork Orange
, Seven Pounds
, Shawshank Redemption
, The Breakfast Club
Shows: Doctor Who
, Will & Grace
, Star Trek TNG
, It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
, The Big Bang Theory
, White Collar
, Modern Family
, House of Cards
, Orange is the New
The broadest descriptors would be Jazz (not listed here) and
, Sufjan Stevens
, Freelance Whales
, Mother Mother
, Bon Iver
, Darwin Deez
, Bright Eyes
, Animal Collective
, Radical Face
, Imogen Heap
, Of Montreal
, Daft Punk
, The Weepies
, Belle and Sebastian
, Boy in Static
, Fionn Regan
, Explosions in the Sky
, Zero 7
, Washed Out
, Parenthetical Girls
... etc. (this will be
outdated in a week)... My music library is nearing 20thousand songs
or something obscene. I'm the type who hears a song I like and
downloads the entire discography. And I listen to it all.
I was vegetarian
for a year and a half
after high school. I now maintain it very loosely, mainly out of
habit. But it's college, so if meat is what we're having, I can't
exactly be choosy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"the best parts of Lonely,
duct-tape and soldered wires,
new words for old desires,
and every birthday card I threw away."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bending spoons with my mind.
Friday nights are not typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I like guys. And girls.
-I compulsively edit things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you solemnly swear you are up to no good.
your music does not sound like microwaved lasagna or a trash
you are a huge nerd, and/or intelligent
- not mutually exclusive
- batteries sold separately.
Your first message should:
-be longer than 4 words.
-include proper grammar.
-require input from me.
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