Hey, my name is Bradley.
I guess I'm pretty fond of life.
I'm a pacifist and a chameleon.
I like to think i'm good at everything.
And yes, this list is organized by length.
I'm VERY bisexual. (whatever that means)
I go crazy for Jazz and Irony. And nerding out.
I grew up as a devout Mormon, but I am an atheist.
I accumulate music at warp 9 and Levi's 511 jeans almost as quickly.
I'm an odd sort of optimist. i.e. "Whenever you're feeling stressed about work, just remember you're going to die." ...that sort of thing.
"Hey, Could we do that again? I know we haven't met, but I don't want to be an ant. You know? I mean, it's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continuously on ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner. Here's your change. Paper or plastic?' Credit or debit? You want ketchup with that? I don't want a straw. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be ant, you know?"