Help me! I need a girlfriend. I need a better life.
I might not be that pretty and I might not be that smart but I wanna be fun for you, which is what's fun for me.

I usually take showers and I'm always on the go. That's why I'd very much like to find a woman who is able bodied enough to keep up with me, able minded enough to keep me from my follies, and woman enough to let me LOVE HER UNCONDITIONALLY.

LISTEN: I'm not some lame Big Bird type. ok, maybe I am.
Currently, I pay $900 a month for my apartment. But that's not important because talk is cheep. Just wait until you see the place. Anytime, anywhere, anyday, and whichever way it is you see love defined, then be sure to forget that shit.
Learn observation through experience. Be it you or me, you and me, we can do it. STRAIGHT UP together

FOR NOW!
I boil water to make tea. I eat soup from a can and I'm bankrupt on love. Above all else, I'm just another simple/civil servant.

All of my male counterparts were negative influences, but to hell with them all.

I'm in my late twenties and reduced to a dating site that has no promise to it. But I'm one who's always willing to take a chance, so here I am baby: College educated, goal oriented, no diseases, drug free, and quality assured.

Me? I come from a Japanese education. Meaning, if there's nothing else out there for me, there's always music and drawing.

Society shapes people.

makin it through

you'll notice that your boyfriend isn't as cool as me

then you'll notice that your current boyfriend is dull compared to me

Soundtracks to The Descendants, Batman Forever, The Matrix, Bulworth, Detroit Rock City, & Chef Aid

Movies: The Jungle Book, Aladdin, Small Time Crooks, Total Recall.

Food---> fruits: bannanas and oranges! Gimmie greens, I'll grow 'em. Stew! Black eye peas and corn bread.

oh yea! sushi, & fried chicken baby
yum

My guitar or harmonica or flute or ukulele.
My sharpie pen.
My smell-good cologne.
My comic book(s).
My glasses.
My legal stimulants.

I wanna grow up to be a politician and take over this beautiful land.
I wanna shoot guns and butter my bread, Spoil the children to make them feel secure.
I'll open the door, I'm charging no admission.

I keep a playing card in my wallet. Do you want to know what card it is?
Well, first choose a card in the deck that I shuffled for you.
Don't let me know what card you picked because it's for your eyes only.
Put it back in the deck and sit the deck somewhere else.
Now, let me grab my wallet to show you what card I keep in there.
Here it is! Is this your card?
The one you picked ? How strange.

you want to know how and why the card you chose ended up in my wallet.