The other day I went with a big group of friends to celebrate one's birthday party. We went to a place called Shenaniganz in Rockwall. This is a restaurant + bowling alley + arcade + minigolf + go kart + laser tag + inflatable jumpy room place. After eating, everyone was milling about trying to decide what to do. I came over, leaned in so everyone crowded around, said "ALL OF IT, MOTHERFUCKERS", and promptly went to go buy tickets for the lazer maze. We spent the rest of the night being 12 years old again.
Except in the inflatable jumpy-room. Apparently you have to be 8 years or under to be allowed in there. I know, bullshit, right?
I may have tried to make a friend's go kart spin out. I was legitimately sad that we didn't actually go bowling or play glow-in-the-dark minigolf. I was a one man army of light-blasting destruction during laser tag; I got FiRST PLACE. I know, I know, sexy as hell, but please keep your hands, feet, and panties inside the ride at all times.