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BradleySmithe

26 Lakewood, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"When will you ever learn that nobody cares about you, you, you, you boring, insignificant piece of poop? Your whole problem is you think you MATTER! Get over that, or sashay your stuck-up butt the hell out of here!"

My name is Ryan and I adore long walks on other people's beaches and candle light dinners.

I play D&D, which I am not ashamed to admit.

I'm painfully sarcastic and I like to make bad jokes for my own amusement. Mostly puns. Terrible puns.

Tested as ENFP if those letters mean something to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Probably drinking too much and being weird.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Actually forgetting how old I am, being cynical and swearing a lot in conversation.

Coming up with drag queen names. The latest I've thought of is Olivia Mutant Spawn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sideburns and/or my glasses? Or my stupid tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Jack Kerouac, Tolkien, Charles Bukowski, and H.P. Lovecraft.

The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, Wet Hot American Summer, This is England, Drowning Mona etc.

Louie, Peep Show, 30 Rock, Tim and Eric Awesome show, Workaholics, Squidbillies, Strangers With Candy, Parks and Rec, Comedy Bang Bang, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, and that's basically it.

I like a whole bunch of different music. Aesop Rock, Sole, Beach Fossils, Slow Magic, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Atmosphere, Against Me!, Phantogram, Horse The Band, Ween, The Jonbenet, Soul Coughing, Cat Stevens, Crystal Castles, Kvelertak, Nujabes, Grimes, Widowspeak, Nick Drake, Blockhead, The Misfits, Purity Ring, Skalpel, And So I Watch You From Afar, The Bronx, WHY?, a myriad of shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food
clothes
medicine
sleep
beds
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How being a mammal is awkward.

Why humans are bad animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Potentially at a bar or at a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy dancing and could teach you how to dougie (I actually could). I also steal wheat pennies from my work.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think Tim and Eric are hilarious and hate slow/stupid drivers.

You must absolutely only chew with your mouth closed, this is important to me.

Also if you hate sports, because I despise them and couldn't care less.

If y'all wanna ride bikes around der Cleve or sneak into old abandoned buildings, I NEED TO TAKE MOAR PICTURES.

I have a tendency to send messages when I'm drunk, so sorry in advance.