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BradleySmithe

25 M Lakewood, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"When will you ever learn that nobody cares about you, you, you, you boring, insignificant piece of poop? Your whole problem is you think you MATTER! Get over that, or sashay your stuck-up butt the hell out of here!"

My name is Ryan and I forgot how annoying this site was.

I play D&D, which I am not ashamed to admit.

I'm so sarcastic it actually physically hurts sometimes and I like to make bad jokes for my own amusement.
What I’m doing with my life
Probably drinking too much and being weird.
I’m really good at
Actually forgetting how old I am, being cynical and swearing a lot in conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sideburns and/or my glasses? Also my fingey tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Jack Kerouac, Tolkien, Charles Bukowski, and H.P. Lovecraft.

The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, Wet Hot American Summer, This is England, Drowning Mona etc.

Louie, Peep Show, 30 Rock, Tim and Eric Awesome show, Workaholics, Squidbillies, Parks and Rec, Comedy Bang Bang, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, and that's basically it.

I like a whole bunch of different music. Aesop Rock, Sole, Beach Fossils, Slow Magic, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Atmosphere, Against Me!, Phantogram, Horse The Band, Ween, The Jonbenet, Soul Coughing, Cat Stevens, Crystal Castles, Kvelertak, Nujabes, Grimes, Widowspeak, Nick Drake, Blockhead, The Misfits, Purity Ring, Skalpel, And So I Watch You From Afar, The Bronx, WHY?, a myriad of shit.
The six things I could never do without
food
clothes
medicine
sleep
beds
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How being a mammal is awkward.

Why humans are bad animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Potentially at a bar or at a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy dancing and could teach you how to dougie (I actually could). I also steal wheat pennies from my work.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you think Tim and Eric are hilarious and hate slow/stupid drivers. You must absolutely only chew with your mouth closed, this is important to me. Also if you hate sports, because I despise them and couldn't care less.

If y'all wanna ride bikes around der Cleve or sneak into old abandoned buildings, I NEED TO TAKE MOAR PICTURES.

I have a tendency to send messages when I'm drunk, so sorry in advance.