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BradtotheBone

25 Fort Myers, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Welcome, true believer! Welcome to the profile of King Brad the Mighty!

...*Ahem*

I'm your friendly neighborhood Brad, and yes, I have a flair for hamming it up a bit. I'm a general-all purpose nerdy guy who's always up for an adventure. I believe life is all about having good stories to tell, and in general having a good time. From hanging at home to going zorbing, (which I really, really want to try), if it'll make a good story, I'm generally game.

I'm a bit of an eternal optimist and a natural comedian. Hell, if I could put a bit together I'd try my hand at stand-up. I do my best insert comedy (or at least a smile) wherever I go, because there's enough negativity out there already. No reason to add more.

Hobbywise, generally I like to game, be it console, PC, or tabletop.
I also like to read, when I get my grubby mitts on a series I like. But, again, I'm always willing to give something new a shot.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, trying to piece together either a stand-up act or a novel. Which ever comes first, honestly. I'm just living life right now, got a good job, so why worry?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Punning. God help you if I get on a roll, because the train will not stop.

I WISH I was really good at Pokemon. You'd think I'd be decent at a game I've been playing since I was 9, but you'd be wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. Icy-blue, baby. Chill your freaking soul.

That, or the big honkin' Blue Lantern tat on my arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Anything by Stephen King (Favorite being, of course, "It"), Dean Koontz ("The Face"), or Terry Pratchett (Good Lord, I can't think of a favorite here. Maybe "Monstrous Regiment", or "Small Gods" Yeah, "Small Gods"). Just starting enjoying the hell out of The Dresden Files Generally, Fantasy/Sci-fi and horror are my favorite genres, and I'm always looking for a new author to follow.
Subtype - Comics: I thoroughly enjoy The Walking Dead, Invincible, Captain America, Deadpool, Runaways, X-23, and Green Lantern comics..

Movie: Pretty much anything animated. I'm a real child at heart when it comes to movies, and I generally go see any animated movie that comes out, especially if it was made by Pixar. My only excuse is that I WAS an animation student for a while.

Music: I like both Classic Rock, "Today's Music Ain't Got The Same Soul..." (AC/DC, Steve Miller Band, Queen, ZZ Top, Twisted Sister, George Thorogood, Styx, Blue Oyster Cult, Van Halen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rush, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Guns and Roses) and Country. I'm not a big fan of most of today's country, though. My favorites of this genre are Johnny Cash, The Charlie Daniels Band, Alabama, Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, Clint Black, George Straight, Merle Haggard, Tim McGraw, and Big and Rich. Also, 80's pop.

Food: I love me some food, and I'm always hungry. The highest rankers are orange sherbet, shrimp, deli meat sandwiches, and beef jerky. Or put me in a Chinese Buffet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Books. I don't need tv necessarily, if I have books to occupy my time. Heck, sometimes I go hang out at the library when I get bored.

2: A notepad. I like to have a notepad, for random doodling and writing.

3: Comedy. From the dry wit of Douglas Adams to a classic kick in the nuts, I love comedy. It's always better to laugh at something stupid you did than to feel stupid.

4: Orange Sherbet. I'd kill a man for it. That's why I'm no longer allowed in Arizona.

5: Games/the internet. What can I say, they occupy a large portion of my free time.

6. Sarcasm. It's my native tongue.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random bullcrap. Some people put stuff like "God, my future, political stuff", and things like that, but not me. I'm all "Hurrdurr I like Spongebob/Pokemon/boobies/Invincible".

If I'm not daydreaming, my mind will go jump from topic to topic like a child playing "The Floor is Lava" before he accidentally knocks over his moms precious lamp and I get grounded from my toys for a week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably monkeying around on the internet or playing a game. Generally play random crap on Steam (Like Rogue Legacy!) or on my PS3.

I've also picked up playing Magic: the Gathering. Challenge me! I'm bloody awful at it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Ulcerative Colitis. This is a big one. I hate it, but it's true, and I'm not going to hide it. If it's too much for you, that's ok. I know it's not pleasant. I'm more than willing to answer questions about it, though. Better to laugh than to cry, and I crack jokes about this all the damn time.
You should message me if
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If my stupid, off the cuff remarks made you smile.