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My self-summary
Living the life right meow.

Funny, ridiculously handsome, and humble. I'm the life of the party, leader of men, pick up your friend from the airport at midnight type.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm expanding my network. I work, I volunteer, travel, and have fun with it all. Undergrad in Physics, MBA, and a PhD in wailing on guitar.

Still working on building a time machine. I have the going forward part down pretty well.

One time I flew to New York just to see Book of Mormon, and another time I tackled a hat thief on the streets of Moscow. I had hoped I would find the original Olive Garden in Rome but sadly it was not the case. Instead I was rewarded with ancient buildings, good food, and gladiators. They told me they've never fought an actual lion. But I know their secret.

I love karaoke, guitar, dancing, snorkeling, practice martial arts, or going to my lake. I'm "climbing the ladder" and seeing exotic locales such as Italy, Russia, and Portland. Contemplating just how ironically deep YOLO is.
I’m really good at
Moving through the world with ease. Irrational optimism.

All sorts of accents. I don't speak Russian, but I can speak LIKE a Russian. This goes over well at job interviews.

Singing is kinda my thing. At first I just sang in the shower and then I was "discovered" by a roommate; killed it with some Backstreet Boys at the next karaoke party and voila, instant rock star.

Board Games are kinda my thing. There's a zombie one called "Last Night On Earth" that I really like because it has that old-timey movie feel to it and you never know if the players will screw each other. Risk and Drinking Cranium are good too.

They called me "Dancin' Brady" in college. I've got a pretty good moon walk and a pretty good running man. Also, river dance.

Other things I'm good at include whistling, excel graphs, high fives, meditation, and roundhouse kicks.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dumb haircut? It's kind of a cross between a panther and a tsunami. Like my dancing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Beatles, Black Keys, Led Zeppelin, Broadway Musicals, Jazz, etc.

TV: Daily Show, Dexter, The Office, Dual Survival, South Park
The six things I could never do without
Family, Lasers, Tempur-pedic, airplanes, karaoke, the present.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If love is the answer, what is the question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with the guys.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch RuPaul's Drag Race. But not alone. Its better to have at least one girl there just, because.
You should message me if
You think a unicorn would be the ideal mode of transport.

You enjoy a pleasing baritone.